How I will be celebrating Easter

Date: Fri, Mar 29, 2002 10:28 PM

From: HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

I made a life-sized effigy of Jesus with a smiley face, thorny crown, sequined
thing, go-go boots and giant glass-ball eyes. I'm gonna nail it to the front
door of a Batpiss church down the street at 2 a.m. Sunday morning, driving the
nails through a chocolate bunny positioned over His sternum. There will be a
sign around His neck stating "Return To Sender."

I did the same at Christmas, but it was a little stuffed Santa over the
sternum. Guess I'm in a creative rut.

Oh, if I had a haammerrrr, I'd CLEAVE THE SKULL OF ALL YOUR PINK FUCKING
BELIEFS, YOU WORTHLESS MARIONETTES OF MEAT. Sorry, headache.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Its pill or be killed

"The prerogative of the age, Dr. Carlyle.
You can never tell when
we're being serious or addled."
- "Rising Stars"

This is my body, this is my blood
Sufficient I am to the day
The Lord took my legs
Now it won't help if you pray
So don't spill my courage away
- Wall of Voodoo

"Who knew being God
could have such terrible consequences?"
- Be

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From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)

Last year, the X-tains celebrated Sunride Services at the Town Park down teh
Street from where I live.

Of course they had a ginat PA system so everyone in town could hear them, and
of course they managed to wake up the 75% of the town who were wither too smart
or too lazy (or in the case of use SubG's, both) to get up at the crack of dawn
on a non-work day to praise a telephone pole.

Then they lady started to sing! She sang this dang Easter Song over the PA. And
every dog in town howled along in protest! I laughed so hard I almost peed the
bed!

They Impressed Jesus so much, he made it rain this morning to they couldn't
wake him up on his day off too.
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"Just think, the next time I shoot someone I could get arrested!"

Lt. Frank Drebin, "The Naked Gun"

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From: Arbane the Terrible <arbane@attbi.com>

Easter's been cancelled. They found the body.

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From: "nu-monet v4.0" <nothing@succeeds.com>

Back on. It was re-animated by that Ramtha caveman dude.
Or at least, that is who he says he is now.
Says he'll be leaving town soon on holiday.

--
Toynbee Idea in Movie 2001 --
Resurrect Dead On Planet Jupiter --
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

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From: dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>

Finding the body IS easter.

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From: HellPopeHuey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

>Finding the body IS easter.

I thought that was Spring Break. Or for old farts, Thanksgiving. You smell like
garlic

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Original file name: How I will be celebrating Easte - converted on Friday, 20 September 2002, 16:08