Facts Finally Completely Outlawed in NYC Schools

Date: Mon, Feb 4, 2002 11:33 AM

From: "Bryan J. Maloney" <bjm10@cornell.edu>

Kevan <cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote:

> You're citing a one-sided, one source interview by a biased political
> commentator as facts? Sheesh. Get a new brain, you've obviously worn out
> the one you were born with.

One-sided, one source interviews by biased political commentators are
very often full of FAR more truth than any "balanced" or "in-depth"
material one can try. The last thing Conspirators want is for people to
really get mad at anything that is not a Conspiracy-designated
target--even if the target doesn't actually exist! They know that
setting off a mass of people half-cocked and fully-crazed into anything
that *they* haven't designated as appropriate for public ire just might
accidentally lead to a real change. So long as the "correct" issues are
the target, the Conspiracy sees no problem, but if it's something that
really might upset the status quo--then they pull out the "biased" and
"unbalanced" claims to silence the threat to their rule. Remember that
"conservative" and "liberal" are really just two ways to control people.
Keep them hot and bothered about a carefully-selected set of ultimately
trivial "issues" and make sure that they waste a LOT of time talking
about how very very very very BAD the "leaders" of the Other Side (TM)
are.

There's a right wing and a left wing, but they're both attached to the
same puppeteering bird.

--
"A 'Cape Cod Salsa' just isn't right."

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

To paraphrase The Last Poets*:

But UNTIL the revolution comes... SubGeniuses will party, and bullshit,
and party, and bullshit, and party, and bullshit, and party, and
bullshit, and party, and bullshit, and party, and bullshit, and party,
and bullshit, and party, and bullshit, and party, and bullshit, and
party, and bullshit, and party, and bullshit, and party, and bullshit,
and party, and bullshit, and party, and bullshit, and party, and
bullshit, and party, and bullshit, and party, and bullshit, and party,
and bullshit, and party, and bullshit, and party, and bullshit, and
party, and bullshit, and party, and bullshit, and party, and bullshit,
and party, and bullshit, and party, and bullshit, and party, and
bullshit, and party, and bullshit, and party, and bullshit, and party,
and bullshit, and party, and bullshit.

* The main guy from The Last Poets became a rapper known as Lightning
Bug.

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From: "Bryan J. Maloney" <bjm10@cornell.edu>

When the world goes up in flames, the SubGeniuses will have the weenies.

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Original file name: Facts Finally Completely Outlaw - converted on Friday, 20 September 2002, 16:08