Chelsea Clinton - White House Dog

Date: Sun, Mar 3, 2002 10:12 PM

From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)

>> People who wish to slam Amy Carter 'n
>> Chelsea on looks just invite some truth telling, there hasn't
>> been a truely stunning President's daughter for a long time.
>
>The Nixon girls? Johnson's? Or do we have to go all the way back to
>Caroline (which opens a whole new can of worms, age-wise...)

I don't recall seeing any pictures of Caroline Kennedy.
So I can't comment.

Cheerful Charlie

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From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>

> The Nixon girls? Johnson's? Or do we have to go all the way back to
> Caroline (which opens a whole new can of worms, age-wise...)

She was only 6 or 7 when her old man got whacked. Ford's daughter wasn't bad.

-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR

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From: kconvery@ioma.com (The Bishop)

What amazes me is that men who, judging by the volume of their
Usenet spew, don't even have TIME to get laid, let alone the ability
to turn off the computer, are the most judgmental when it comes to
women. Revenge at a pathetic level? Maybe. They remind me of the
comic-store owner on The Simpsons. But regardless, Chelsea is a
hottie. Did you see her at that fashion show in the cleavage dress?
I'll take her before EITHER of the two silcone bags on either side of
her.
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From: Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com (yard man)

>But regardless, Chelsea is a
>hottie. Did you see her at that fashion show in the cleavage dress?
>I'll take her before EITHER of the two silcone bags on either side of
>her.

put a pot roast down your pants. She'll follow back to your U-Haul
faster than you can say "Yer old man is criminal, but at least he's
all mushy an non-threatening."
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From: subspecies23@aol.comsucks (Rev. Underwood)

Yeah, I used to make fun of Chelsea all the time, but she looks pretty good
now.
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You'll be wracked with self-loathing...
or your money back!

"Doesn't matter if he's from Mexico or Alabama, Sweeden or Utah, Mozambique or
Indiana - hicks is hicks."

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From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)

>The Nixon girls?

I remeber Trica was a looker. But so was Pat when she was her age. But 20 years
of living with Dick aged her.
I can't remember what Johnsons' girl looked like.

But Reagans oldest Daughter looked fairly good when she posed for Playboy on
her 40th Birthday.

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"Just think, the next time I shoot someone I could get arrested!"

Lt. Frank Drebin, "The Naked Gun"

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

I find both Chelsea Clinton AND her mom perfectly fuckable-looking. I
knw this might gross some people out, what with Hillary's tree trunk
legs, undershot jaw, turkey neck and baleful gaze of pure evil, but
hey. I'm no prize myself. I even thought Amy Carter was cute in a
"let's-see-if-I-can-cram-this-between-those-buck-teeth, honey" sort of
way. But the one I REALLY wanted to GIT was CORAZON AQUINO. Squat,
homely little Philipina -- but WHAT GUMPTION! (Or whatever, greed for
power, who knows). Obviously this twisted lust for funny looking dames
seen in fuzzy newsprint photos in the 70s has more to do with the
mass-media and political power aspects of these gals than their looks.
Although looks DO count. I have to draw the line at Golda Meier,
Margaret Thatcher, Janet Reno types. I'd rather fuck a bald headed old
man than those monsters.

Nixon's daughters were REALLY WEIRD LOOKING, as were LBJ's... although
Nixon's cuter daughter married the funniest looking guy in the world
short of Prince Charles -- Dwight Eisenhower's son. (Am I all mixed up?
I think that's how it went.) What weird jug eared children came from
that unholy union? How fuckable are THEY?

Then there was the implacably evil and rapacious Bhenazir Bhutto of
Pakistan, probably a female Hitler, but quite the looker in the 70s if
you liked skinny bespectacled hoes.

Kissinger probably fucked ALL of them.

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From: Honk.blrpHOOOARGHH@excuseMe.com (yard man)

I've always been kinda sweet on Barbaray Bush. I mean, I'd like to
smear her with roof cement.

Not sure why.

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From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>

I don't like Sen Clinton's mastodon gams but her bug eyes, sandpaper
complexion, taxi-door ears, chipmunk cheeks, declivitous chin, and
diminished brow, aren't bad for a girl.

-Col. Sphinx Drummond TWSR

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