TRON

Date: Fri, Jan 11, 2002 7:09 PM

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

> >> >> Just been watching TRON (1982) again and
> >> >> suddenly realised that TRON, the piece of
> >> >> software who helps bring down the MCP (or
> >> >> the operating system !?), is described in
> >> >> terms that can only mean one thing: TRON
> >> >> was a firewall.
> >> >
> >> >No he wasn't! He was a little frisbee dude
> >> >with blue neon blood. I thought EVERYBODY
> >> >knew that!
> >>
> >> Do you mind making me return to reality? It
> >> hurtz.
> >
> >Well, yeah. But ask yourself, "If their *blood*
> >is blue neon, then what colors are their *other*
> >bodily fluids?" Does it hurt to pee electricity?
> >
> >Maybe when they have sex their genitalia glow
> >really brightly! A whole new meaning to "blue
> >balls." A glow-in-the-dark vagina.
> >
> >And I can really imagine a bright red neon turd
> >when they take a dump. I've had a few of those!
> >
> >And since most of the Internet is pr0n anyway,
> >TRON-world is going to be a real slutty place.
>
> Despoiler! I cast thee out of this 'lectic hebben.

One last thing. Is this painful red neon goo
*supposed* to dribble out of the end of yer stick,
or does that just mean you been bangin' them BASIC
girls without a firewall?

"Hey, program, you wanna $FKEY? A little I/O I/O?
I just initialize you up and we ready to GOTO it.
Wasamatter, cain't you REM? 50 bytes for CIRCLE
(150,110),R,,0,3.14? One INKEY$ FOR 30 bytes."

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Don't you know?

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

> And I can really imagine a bright red neon turd
> when they take a dump. I've had a few of those!

That would be your War Crimes Hot Sauce talking, wouldn't it?

> And since most of the Internet is pr0n anyway,
> TRON-world is going to be a real slutty place.

I had been hoping they would get into that angle in the sequel.

I should rent that movie and watch it again... it's been a long damn
time. The computer jokes might make a lot more sense now than they did
then.

That show REBOOT similarly depicts the lives, lately even the sex lives
of the various progs, bots, sprites and etc. that live inside a
computer. Bob finally kissed Dot in a recent episode. Mmmmmm, that
rubber pencil eraser textured skin and solder textured hair...

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