Queen Mother Pushing Up Daisies

From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Date: Sat, Mar 30, 2002

Kevan <cuthulu@shreve.net> hunched over a computer, typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, Kevan <cuthulu@shreve.net> laughed madly, then wrote:

>LONDON -- Britain's Queen Mother Elizabeth, who won the country's loyalty and
>admiration during World War II at the side of King George VI, died Saturday,
>Buckingham Palace said. She was 101 years old.
>
>She died "peacefully in her sleep" this afternoon at Royal Lodge, Windsor, the
>palace said.

"Rumors that we had to fill her mouth with garlic and shove a wooden
stake through her heart to stop the damned thing from finally beating,
are largely exaggerated, or at least presented without adequate
delicacy" a Palace spokesentity reported.

--
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The whole point of having a religion is to be able to do things on
longer time scales than a single human lifetime or a few generations.
- Josh Geller

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From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>

Arbane the Terrible <arbane@attbi.com> wrote:
> About time. Now, if a meteor will just fall on Strom Thurmond, we can all
> sleep a little easier.

Hey, he's now Bono's butt monkey! Saw 'em both hugging each other on
CNN. Thurm is now a big AIDS supporter. Quote was, he said that
perhaps in contemplating his own remaining mortality, it's made him more
sensitive. Awwwww.

You HAVE to love power if you're 90 something and can't even FUCK and
have to drive on a little motor tricycle. Anybody ever stop to figure
this? He don't need money, he don't need pussy, he's prolly unable to
do any drugs that aren't prescribed by John Hopkins himself. Yet he's
there ever blesset day defending the US against whatever and acting like
he's in charge of something BIG.

Yep, he may not be able to have an orgasm any more, but he can still
have a Senatorgasm. There is just no end to the hjuman ego.

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From: UnitCLXXX@SputSouth.Com (RevEl)

"nu-monet v4.0" <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:

>LONDON -- Britain's Queen Mother Elizabeth slashes
>six, dies in pub brawl. "She was doin' ratha well,
>wavin' around this 'ere razor, until this Jack Tar
>'its 'er on the 'ead wif a bottle of gin. She still
>managed to nick off the better part of 'is nose afore
>she went down", said Rear Admiral Lord Percy Shawell-
>enellll (ret), her escort at the public establishment.
>
>"Oim afraid that 'er bein' tanked up to the gills on
>cocaine an' cane whiskey finally got the better of
>the wee lass," said another gentlemen friend, who
>was later identified as the spirit of Thayne Terence
>MacDonald, resident ghost of Balmoral Castle, cursed
>for eternity to be a drinking buddy of the Dames of
>the Realm and recognized Saint of ewe-haggis.

You are ALL shitheads and I HATE you

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