Quote of the week

From: IMBJR <imbjr@imbjr.com>
Date: Fri, Jan 18, 2002
Newsgroups: alt.slack

"This is hentai doujinshi of Sakura. She is captured and abused by her
enemies. There is a monster insect which put penis like shape pipe
into her. She is pured special liquid into butts. She needs to go to
restroom, but she is never allowed to go. She has to do it just in
front of her enemies. Two guys abuse her.She is getting like what her
enemies doing to her. Mens' liquid is all over her face and body.
Payment should be made by only international postal money order."
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <t1ku3u4cbon1bv5oegjtho7qs85ot8u93a@4ax.com>, IMBJR
<imbjr@imbjr.com> wrote:
> "On one Thanksgiving night, as my husband and I were lying in bed
> after a wonderful dinner, the foul smell became unbearable for both of
> us. My husband ruminated, thinking,"I can't divorce my wife over this,
> but I have to do something." At that moment, he began to develop the
> idea of a pair of air-tight underwear with a filter that would
> eliminate the foul smell. For the next few months he researched filter
> materials and made a prototype of the underwear."

Damn! Another hideous image to have lingering in my head.

Maybe reprinting it will free me from it.

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From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

In article <vqvg4uomfu89drf2bvm5pprf3ocshjum36@4ax.com>, IMBJR says...
>"This is hentai doujinshi of Sakura. She is captured and abused by her
>enemies. There is a monster insect which put penis like shape pipe
>into her. She is pured special liquid into butts. She needs to go to
>restroom, but she is never allowed to go. She has to do it just in
>front of her enemies. Two guys abuse her.She is getting like what her
>enemies doing to her. Mens' liquid is all over her face and body.
>Payment should be made by only international postal money order."

Whoa! The Saturday morning Fox cartoons are getting as grotty as the prime time
stuff. What's next, Martha Stewrat's Enema Tips? Oh, I HOPE!

"Super Karate Monkey Death Car Atomic Sex Space Jamboree!" I like it. I give it
a 10.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Creator of the Teleporting Cat Box

"...and always remember
the last words of my grandfather,
who said 'A truck!'..."
- Emo Philips

"If you want to know what God thinks of money,
just look at the people He gave it to."
- Dorothy Parker

"You cannot drink
the cup of the Lord
and the cup of demons."
- I Corinthians 10:20-22
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From: Kopi Luwak <kopi@plopmail.com>

HellPope Huey wrote to alt.slack:
>"Super Karate Monkey Death Car Atomic Sex Space Jamboree!" I like it. I give it
>a 10.

dagnabbit.

you ruined the surprise theme of this year's x-day.

--
"Two wrongs may not make a right but a few dozen maybes can make a really."
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From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

In article <rl3k4ukcrms4ebcqai3slf2af4l7a4duho@4ax.com>, Kopi says...
>Dagnabbit. You ruined the surprise theme of this year's X-Day.

Wait until you see the complimentary party hats.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com

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