Remember: Do you?

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Mar 31, 2002 9:49 PM

iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org> wrote:

> Now that I've earned that AARP membership card, my memory is failing.
> Not as bad as Memento, but pretty damn close. Of course, now I may be
> an old silver hair Yeti, but I DO have a compooter.
>
> So when I forget things, movies, names, historical events, I find myself
> looking them up on Google. It's nice to have all the thoughts of the
> "collective" at your fingertips. But I certainly hope it doesn't do to
> my remaining memory what pocket calculators did to my arithmetic skills.
>
> Was I saying something? Fuggedaboutit.
>

Why, I know just the thing to make you forget all about your memory
problems. It's sure worked for me! That's about the only thing I DO
know, for long. Remind me later.

"Oh, why bother to remember anything? You're just going to forget it
five seconds later." -- Prof. Farnsworth on Futurama

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