The Scooby Doo Headed Alien is REAL!

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Feb 9, 2002

YES, god damn it! I noted some talk on this newsgroup about an alleged
"Scooby Doo Headed Alien" in the hands of Huey, and had assumed that
like almost everything else on alt.slack, it was based on vaporous
hooey of a completely imaginary nature. (As opposed to the all too
real, nonvaporous and quite SOLID HUEY.)

But, wouldn't you know it. Like so much else in SubGeniusland, the one
thing you were SURE was bullshit turns out to be the ONE THING that is
TRUE.

Wei got a box from Hellpope Huey yesterday and inside was the god
damned Scooby Doo Headed Alien! AND, an Alien-headed Scooby Doo doggy
body.

This is the Giger Alien we're talking about, in this case a toy figure
that was probably about 5 inches high then it had its original head.

These two will of course occupy the highest shelf of the Bulldada Knick
Knack Shalves opposite from the glassed-in "Bob" Museum.

Since I DETEST Scooby Doo, home-deity-wise, and Wei doesn't, the Scooby
Doo Headed Alien will be considered the Royal Gift. I like the Alien
headed doggy, though, since it's reminiscent of the Jerry Garcia Headed
Dog in INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS, and that will be considered the
Plebian Gift, which can be touched by non-Royals.

Photographs will be displayed on a.b.s. soon.

The Heads are swapped and reattached with a surgical skill worthy of a
Harryhausen or a Danforth.

Speaking of which, we watched some of WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH
last night. Boy, does that movie have one MUDDLED plot, not helped by
the pidgin ur-IndoEuropean that the cave people are speaking. (A
slightly different dialect from that used in Hammer's previous cave
picture, ONE MILLION YEARS BC.)

I asked Wei if she thought Victoria Vici's hair was really that color
and she didn't think so.

Danforth's dinosaurs hold up fairly well in comparison to today's
computer-animated dinosaurs.

But just FAIRLY well. And his dinos are superior to Harryhausen's in
some respects.

Hmmm, that reminds me, WALKING WITH PREHISTORIC BEASTS comes out on
tape soon. Unh unh uhn.

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From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

In article <090220021353429808%stang@subgenius.com>, "Rev. says...
>But, wouldn't you know it. Like so much else in SubGeniusland, the one
>thing you were SURE was bullshit turns out to be the ONE THING that is
>TRUE.

Yeah, like the fact that I actually get sex. Sorry about the window.

>Wei got a box from Hellpope Huey yesterday and inside was the god
>damned Scooby Doo Headed Alien! AND, an Alien-headed Scooby Doo doggy
>body.

YEE "Bob," it GOT THERE! HAW glory! When you tape a Dobbshead on ANYthing you
mail, IT WILL GET THROUGH.

>Since I DETEST Scooby Doo, home-deity-wise, and Wei doesn't, the Scooby
>Doo Headed Alien will be considered the Royal Gift.

She DOESN'T?? Damn, finally, she exhibits a flaw.

>I like the Alien
>headed doggy, though, since it's reminiscent of the Jerry Garcia Headed
>Dog in INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS, and that will be considered the
>Plebian Gift, which can be touched by non-Royals.
>Photographs will be displayed on a.b.s. soon.

Keep an eye on it. It makes some really HIDEOUS TURDS in the night.

>The Heads are swapped and reattached with a surgical skill worthy of a
>Harryhausen or a Danforth.

I had good teachers. I've been in the Church for over 20 years. I'm just glad
Legume gave me my old head back. It was sheer HELL wobbling around with
Rocknar's body under it.

I never touched the penis, I swear it. You HEAR me, boy?

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Time to make up some cocktail
for those damned Christacians

"You're a creature of the NIGHT!
Wait 'til MOM finds out!"
- "The Lost Boys"

"I'm sure you're all with me when I say
'Congratulations, you son of a bitch.'"
- "Family Guy"

"I like throwin' a bucket o' HATE out there!"
-Conan O'Brie
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From: Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <20020214022549.22269.00000246@mb-cn.aol.com>, SubSpecies23
<subspecies23@aol.com> wrote:

> I was just sitting here posting to alt.slack, and I glance up at the TV for no
> apparent reason, and right there in the center of the screen in the background
> of a Scooby Doo rerun, is a tombstone with "Bob" wrote on it (without the
> quotes).
>
> I hate Scooby Doo. And that little fucker Scrappy needs to die a slow, painful
> death.

Rev. Bursar Judas Iscariot once explained the TV show's premise thus:

A geeky young woman starts a detective agency using the money of a
spoiled rich kid, who insists on taking his fucktoy girlfriend with him
and going off with her alone at key moments for a quickie. This is all
compounded by the fact that the geeky woman has to take care of her
acid burnout brother, who is so permanently out of whack that he thinks
his dog talks. To make this funny, all this is portrayed as seen by the
acid burnout.

The fact you have to put forth that kind of effort makes me not want to
bother much.

Her Ladyship Lilith

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