One-word Jokes Thread for Lazy Fux

From: c_sanders@asean-mail.com (Charles Sanders)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 12, 2002

mumthra@yoo-ess-ay.net (Mumthra) wrote in message news:<3c66c0cd.794785@news.mindspring.com>...
> You may post your one-word jokes here. The word should be thoroughly
> evocative enough to stand alone. I'll start.
>
> DISCO

LIFE.

"Goddess guide my heart and hand."
C. Charles Sanders.
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From: "Geo" <geovoice@earthlink.net>

"Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net> wrote in message
news:kJH98.438$lQ5.165291@news.uswest.net...
> duke0uke (osama@bin.laden.org) wrote:
> > mumthra@yoo-ess-ay.net (Mumthra) wrote
> > >You may post your one-word jokes here. The word should be thoroughly
> > >evocative enough to stand alone. I'll start.
> > >
> > >DISCO
> >
> > CRUNT
>
> "Kevan"

spooble
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From: xenu <mmmm@kkkkkk.com>

Xenu 8-)
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From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

In article <3c687d45.109999952@news.mindspring.com>, mumthra@yoo-ess-ay.net
says...
>On Mon, 11 Feb 2002 17:10:01 GMT, "dimoz" <go@fuq.yourself> wrote:
>
>>GLOINKIES
>
>HA. Thanks for the word, house guy!

I once had gloinkies for a while, but after the lasers cauterized them, my own
real nipples grew back. Whew, close one. Don't at the candy bar, nasty
aftereffects.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
2 giant Japanese monsters walk into a bar.
What do you mean, "then what happened?"

"Oh, Indians never get lost," he said,
looking on every side
with an expression as perplexed as my own.
"However," said Tom,
"sometimes the path wanders away."
- P. J. O' Rourke

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
- Euripides

"What the hell are those?"
"Rear-view glasses, so I can catch the people
who keep following me."
- "Night Court"
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From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

In article <xN%98.10061$Vt3.1234@nwrddc01.gnilink.net>, "Pater says...
>
>
>enlightenment

DISENCHANTMENTARIANISM

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
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From: "palimpsest" <angkorw@temple.com.plex>

FELCH

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