Bizarre Side-Tales of STANG

From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jan 18, 2002

In article <180120021803036456%stang@subgenius.com>, "Rev. Ivan Stang" says...
>>In article <a29ofs0kcp@drn.newsguy.com>, HellPope Huey
><hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote:
>
>> So Gary G'Broagfran say to me he t'ink Stang maybe come after him wif de
>> switch blade fo' royalties if he sell de old "Bob" song CD thangs on he own,
>> but I say t' him:
>>
>> > I'm sure you're safe, as he is in Ohio and could get
>> > beaten up by Amish anyway.
>
>ROYALTIES???!?!? WHAT?!?!? DID SOMEBODY SAY ROYALTIES?!?

Yeah, but hey, you ARE the Sacred Scribe AND have had kids, both XX and XY
units. You know SubGenius "royalties" come in the form of sofa Cheetohs,
Transformer parts, Scooby-Doo heads and sticky pennies. Sometimes from people as
old as 60.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Creator of the Teleporting Cat Box

"...and always remember
the last words of my grandfather,
who said 'A truck!'..."
- Emo Philips

"If you want to know what God thinks of money,
just look at the people He gave it to."
- Dorothy Parker

"You cannot drink
the cup of the Lord
and the cup of demons."
- I Corinthians 10:20-
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From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>

In article <Xns919B2A68F3D53nunyabiznowaycom@198.99.146.10>, Reverend says...
>DIS CHURCH GOTS NO ROYALTIES!
>
>We gots a princess, a HellPope, a yard gnome or two and several trolls, BUT
>WE'S GOTS NO ROYALTIES!!!
>...and dat's just how we likes it, yo!

I have also heard mention of "principles" from time to time, but I think that's
just another case of trolls at work. You have to stand on yer own 2 feet to hold
firm to principles and I've only seen SubGeniuses stand on one at a time.
Hopped-up hopheads hoppin' to HopTown for more Frop & Hops ain't got time fer no
principles.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Creator of the Teleporting Cat Box

"...and always remember
the last words of my grandfather,
who said 'A truck!'..."
- Emo Philips

"If you want to know what God thinks of money,
just look at the people He gave it to."
- Dorothy Parker

"You cannot drink
the cup of the Lord
and the cup of demons."
- I Corinthians 10:20-
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <a2cf4209bi@drn.newsguy.com>, HellPope Huey
<hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com> wrote:

> Yeah, but hey, you ARE the Sacred Scribe AND have had kids, both XX and XY
> units. You know SubGenius "royalties" come in the form of sofa Cheetohs,
> Transformer parts, Scooby-Doo heads and sticky pennies. Sometimes from people
> as old as 60.

Awwwwwwwww. That's SUH-WEEEET.

--
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Resurrected
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214
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