Race Mixing is GHASTLY!

From: HellPope Huey <hellpopehuey@subspamgeenyus.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Feb 15, 2002

In article <a4i84c$vgo$1@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net>, "Unclaimed Mysteries" says...
>
>Horses and Indy Cars on the same track just ain't right.

Maybe, but that's where McDonald's gets most of its meat and they have one hell
of a buncha lobbyists. They have stun guns and narco darts, you know.

I also think its unnatural for white men, Chinee folks and them lovely
high-rider-buttocked Somalian gals to have fun-in-a-pile. I mean, all the holes
are in different places. Whole flarking damned world's has gone buggo. Er,
buggery. Er, bugalicious. Buggaloo. Bugatti. Bugsy Malone.

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From: "Ricky Nielsen" <rickyn@lor.net>

"James T. Rex King of the Monsters" <mshotz@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
news:20020215215154.05025.00000401@mb-cj.aol.com...
> "Unclaimed Mysteries" wrote:
> >Horses and Indy Cars on the same track just ain't right.
>
> How about NASCAR and Horses? Dover Downs has a Horse RAcing Track inside
> the NASCAR track.
>
> I always thought it would ad ecitment to teh race to race BOTH horses and
> NASCAR at the same time!

bet them horses would put in their best times ever with a car snarlin about
175 beside 'em

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