Princess Wei In My Dreams

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 11, 2002

In article <3c8cdd49.2919874@news.earthlink.net>, Rev. Nox Interior
<noxinterior@lycos.com> wrote:

> I'm sooooooo in love with her. She has provided me with many
> gratifying nocturnal emissions.

Well then you and all the other stalkers and wankers will be HAPPY to
pay the MERELY $10 at the door of the BEACHLAND BALLROOM in Cleveland
this Friday night, when the incredibly beautiful and golden-throated
Princess Wei, as back-up singer with Sister Melodious Chopps and
Revelry, yodels their wacky "Bob" and Connie songs, along with jolly
original Celtic sounding ballads about computer woes and cyberstalkers.

The fabulously glamorous Space Princess will also be autographing CDs
and tapes of Revelry's first two albums, on sale at the Swag Table.

Ladies, the tall, handsome Pater Nostril will be Swag Man and Bodyguard
at this devival, so you know which g-string to tuck donations into.

Note: of all Princess Wei's stalkers, I am by FAR the craziest and most
twisted and dangerous. And that includes Chris Lee!! You hear me, my
man, Chris Lee? I am keeping a bead on you Mister Chris Lee. I will see
you at your Indevival and we will settle this score then. Oh yes we
will my good friend, oh yes we will. Once and for all. You shall verily
see then, my good friend, you shall see.

Those with drums and noisemakers should bring them for the public
"Space Jam" Doktormusic/be-in/happening/gut-blowout AFTER the ESO set
and preaching.

AFTER!!

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SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3C8E283B.2F0FD072@indy.net>, Christopher Lee
<clbundy@indy.net> wrote:

> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> > Note: of all Princess Wei's stalkers, I am by FAR the craziest and most
> > twisted and dangerous. And that includes Chris Lee!! You hear me, my
> > man, Chris Lee? I am keeping a bead on you Mister Chris Lee. I will see
> > you at your Indevival and we will settle this score then. Oh yes we
> > will my good friend, oh yes we will. Once and for all. You shall verily
> > see then, my good friend, you shall see.
>
> Princess Wei is the royalty, and you are merely the "Consort". If the
> Princess chooses to "mingle" with peasants like me, your options are A)
> Stand idly by, and B) stand idly by.
>
> "Verily"? I'm shaking in my slacks, Prince Valiant.
>
> And in an entirely unrelated manner, I've got you scheduled to be on stage
> at the Indyvival for, oh... about 2 straight hours. Just the way it
> worked out....

Then that will equal 120 minutes of Prince Valiant kicking your ass at
a nice ravey beat of 120 kicks per minute. Your friends will be dancing
to the beat of your beating, my friend. Those famous slacks of yours
will be rags when i am done with your disrespecting ass. I'm gonna go
down to the basement right now and start practicing on that "Bob"
dummy.

She's in MY dreams too, at times, but we're usually arm-wrestling beefy aliens,
drinking like fish, laffing like mad and WINNING A LOT OF LATINUM. Of course,
her titties are boosted way up under her chin, but hey, I AM a Uberman; she'd be
offended if I DIDN'T appreciate her duly. Not drooly, duly. Hail YES, Hail Wei!

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Red, white & half-screwed,
but ah laks this here shiny bit

Mexicans had an election. Nothing happened.
God Bless them.
Mexicans know the world doesn't need more politics;
it needs more lunch.
- P. J. O' Rourke

"I'm not gonna love it 'til its loveable
and I'm not gonna leave it
'til I straighten it out."
- Dick Gregory, on the phrase
"America: Love it Or Leave It"

"This society is a bunch of idiots."
- "Futurama
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From: "Chas. M. Bee" <c-bee1@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu>

Christopher Lee wrote:
>
> "Rev. Ivan Stang" wrote:
>
> > Then that will equal 120 minutes of Prince Valiant kicking your ass at
> > a nice ravey beat of 120 kicks per minute.
>
> Great, bring it on. I can tell my grandkids (or perhaps tell Princess Wei and
> I's grandkids) about the time the crazy man hit me with pipecleaners for hours
> before dying of a heart attack.
>
> > I'm gonna go down to the basement right now and start practicing on that "Bob"
> >
> > dummy.
>
> That dummy looks like you've been "practicing" on it for quite awhiles. Smells
> that way too.

So THIS is how Stang likes to be talked to...
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From: noxinterior@yahoo.com (Rev. Nox )

Unfortunately, being the poor SubGenius that I am (due to no fault of
my own), I cannot afford the drive to Cleveland or the motel fee for
staying the night there (the idea of spending a night in Cleveland
being a nightmare in itself).being that I live less than 30 minutes
from Atlantic City, NJ. When are you going to hold a Devival there?
Geez, you can gamble all day and night, and go see Neil Diamond, Tom
Jones, Wayne Newton, or Alice Cooper if they are in town. Plenty of
crack addicted prositutes roaming the streets at night too!

Dammit Stang, if you hadn't gone and married Prinecess Wei, I don't
thing you would have quite the "stalker" problem that you have now!
Perhaps I should change the focus of my uncontrable urges on some
other succulent female like Friday Jones. I she married? What the
hell, so am I. Damn all of you married female SubGenii!
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From: md_archangel@hotmail.com (mykal d'archangel)

On Thu, 14 Mar 2002 17:56:41 GMT, Christopher Lee
<clbundy@indy.net> wrote:

>"Rev. Nox" wrote:
>
>> I live less than 30 minutes from Atlantic City, NJ. When are you going
>> to hold a Devival there?
>
>Sorry, you got to do it the hard way. The only way to get a devival
>anywhere besides Cleveland is to throw it yourself. That's why the Quijibo
>Cartel is throwing its IndyVival. And then we had to go and book Stang as a
>preacher, just to lure Princess Wei down here!
>
>It's a rough world.

I thought we were doing it to lure Pope Phred down here?

At least *I* was...

st m d'a
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Indianapolis Devival - Spring 2002
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