I too am leaving

From: subspecies23@aol.comsucks (Rev. Underwood)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 4, 2002

Not like any of you cares, but I will be gone for about to weeks. I'm going to
spend a week or so with my friend who is stationed at a naval base in the
middle of Nevada. Yes, he's a SubGenius, and yes, he has clearance up to at
least the Secret, if not Top Secret level, I don't remember which. He claims
to have seen the Black Helicopters, but wont tell me anything about them, and
tells me to drop the line of inquiry for my own safety. He's probably telling
the truth, I've read several reports of Black Helicopter sightings in that town
(Fallon, NV). This will be the second time I've stayed on base with him. It's
pretty cool, being in the middle of the desert (Did I spell that right? I never
can remember) it's also the place where most of Top Gun was filmed, it's a
Naval Air Station. You can't drink the water there, it's radioactive. They put
water filters in all the buildings in the town, and the military claims that
will filter out all the radioactivity and plutonium and arsenic and everything
else, but I dont beleive it. If that's true, why does the newpaper talk about
all the kids with cancer every other day? Anyway, even if you dont drink it,
you still have to bathe, and wash your clothes in it. And then you eat the
meat of cows that drink the water, and eat grass growing in the radioactive
ground. The hamburgers there are nasty, the beef from the radioactive cows is
tough and gristly and bad tasting. Hopefully with all this radiation, me and
him both will produce SubGenius mutant children. Well, anyway, I'll be back in
a couple of weeks.
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or your money back!

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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

subspecies23@aol.comsucks (Rev. Underwood) hunched over a computer,
typing feverishly;
thunder crashed, subspecies23@aol.comsucks (Rev. Underwood) laughed
madly, then wrote:

>Not like any of you cares, but I will be gone for about to weeks. I'm going to
>spend a week or so with my friend who is stationed at a naval base in the
>middle of Nevada.

A naval base in the middle of Nevada?

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Anybody knocks on my door at 3AM is very likely to get ventilated with .40 inch holes
in a creative shot pattern. Maybe a Donald Duck head, for instance.

I would say "thanks for the coffee, friend" afterwards though, assuming it didn't get
spilled in the process. I wonder how you say that in dutch. "Danke urg grug cafee
amigo" or something. I guess if they're dead though you can treat them as
functionally bilingual.

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From: dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>

What the hell... let's all just get out of here.

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