Hot squid cyber in #subgenius!

From: "Two Beans" <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Mar 18, 2002

[6:42pm] RevFrGooddad: I like to sip
[6:42pm] Michael: anyone wanna cyber
[6:42pm] Jimbo: prostata: not going to go over well at a catholic school.
i have to keep my mask OM
[6:42pm] Jimbo: *ON
[6:42pm] <TwoBeans> I DO!
[6:42pm] RevFrGooddad: nope
[6:42pm] <TwoBeans> ASL???
[6:42pm] RevFrGooddad: hee hee
[6:42pm] RevFrGooddad: dnag
[6:42pm] RevFrGooddad: dang, I mean
[6:42pm] <TwoBeans> I AM HOT BRAZILIAN WOMAN

....and then into private.....

[6:42pm] Michael: do u have areal name
[6:43pm] <TwoBeans> LAQUISHA
[6:43pm] Michael: city?...
[6:43pm] Michael: age...
[6:43pm] Michael: ?
[6:43pm] <TwoBeans> RIO DE JENERO
[6:43pm] Michael: ...
[6:43pm] <TwoBeans> 21
[6:43pm] <TwoBeans> I AM HOT BRAZILIAN WOMAN
[6:43pm] <TwoBeans> ASL????????
[6:43pm] Michael: 20
[6:43pm] Michael: M
[6:44pm] <TwoBeans> YOU SOUND CUTE
[6:44pm] Michael: Sounthern california USA
[6:44pm] Michael: yeah u do to actually...
[6:44pm] Michael: are u actually living in Brazil
[6:44pm] <TwoBeans> DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PRARIE SQUID?
[6:44pm] <TwoBeans> YES I AM
[6:44pm] Michael: no should I?...
[6:45pm] Michael: whats that...
[6:45pm] <TwoBeans> YES PRARIEE SQUID IS VERY SEXXXXXXY
[6:45pm] Michael: what is it?.
[6:45pm] <TwoBeans> IT IS SQUID THAT YOU MAKE SEX WITH
[6:45pm] <TwoBeans> VERY NICE
[6:45pm] Michael: really...
[6:45pm] Michael: are you messing with me...
[6:45pm] <TwoBeans> ^_^
[6:45pm] Michael: your serious
[6:45pm] <TwoBeans> I NOT MESSING WITH YOU
[6:46pm] <TwoBeans> PRARIE SQUID IS VERY POPULAR IN BRAZIL
[6:46pm] Michael: really so how does this PRARIE SQUID thing work...
[6:46pm] Michael: tell me how you do it...
[6:47pm] <TwoBeans> YOU TAKE BEAK OFF FIRST
[6:47pm] <TwoBeans> VERY IMPORTANT
[6:47pm] <TwoBeans> MANY MAN GET HIGH VOICE IF THEY FORGET
[6:47pm] Michael: that makes total sense cuz I remember how they have real
sharp beaks
[6:47pm] Michael: and then what
[6:47pm] Michael: I think I know the erst but tell
[6:48pm] <TwoBeans> THEN FOR MAN YOU PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE MOUTH LIKE VAGINA
[6:48pm] <TwoBeans> FOR WOMAN YOU PUT REST OF SQUID INSIDE
[6:48pm] <TwoBeans> VERY NICE
[6:48pm] Michael: makes total sense but how does it compare to the real
thing
[6:48pm] <TwoBeans> ^_^
[6:48pm] <TwoBeans> OH YES VERY HOT
[6:48pm] Michael: do u like prarie squid too
[6:48pm] Michael: sounds good...
[6:48pm] <TwoBeans> I LOVE PRAIRIE SQUID
[6:49pm] Michael: how often do u use prarie squid...?
[6:49pm] <TwoBeans> I HAVE ONE IN JAR IN REFRIDGERATOR
[6:49pm] <TwoBeans> EVERY DAY
[6:49pm] <TwoBeans> THEY LAST FOR LONG TIME
[6:49pm] <TwoBeans> MONTHS
[6:49pm] <TwoBeans> THEN YOU MUST PUT THEM BACK IN WILD
[6:49pm] <TwoBeans> OR THEY GET DEPRESSED
[6:49pm] Michael: really they can survive without a beak?...
[6:50pm] <TwoBeans> YES
[6:50pm] <TwoBeans> THEY DONT MIND NOT HAVING BEAK
[6:50pm] <TwoBeans> THEY SHED THEM LIKE SNAKE SKIN
[6:51pm] Michael: really I would have never known....
[6:51pm] Michael: u like it better than regular sex...
[6:51pm] <TwoBeans> ITS ALL IN BOOK OF SUBGENIUS
[6:51pm] <TwoBeans> I LIKE SEX AND I LIKE SEX WITH PRAIRIE SQUID
[6:51pm] Michael: book of subgenius?...whats that
[6:51pm] Michael: so u like them both the same...
[6:51pm] <TwoBeans> BOOK OF SUBGENIUS IS BIBLE IN BRAZIL
[6:52pm] <TwoBeans> WWW.SUBGENIUS.COM
[6:52pm] Michael: Ok I will check that site
[6:52pm] <TwoBeans> MANY FAMOUS BRAZILIANS ARE IN SUBGENIUS CHURCH
[6:52pm] <TwoBeans> LIKE SINOR STANG
[6:52pm] Michael: I have always heard that Brazilian women are very open
with there bodies and I guess its

true...
[6:52pm] <TwoBeans> YES WE HAVE LOTS OF FUN
[6:53pm] <TwoBeans> ESPECIALLY SUBGENUS FUN
[6:53pm] <TwoBeans> WE HAVE THE FROP AND THEN MAKE SEX WITH SQUID
[6:53pm] Michael: oh really...tell me your best experience
[6:53pm] Michael: in detail if u don't mind...
[6:53pm] <TwoBeans> ONCE AN OLD MAN NAMED PHILO WAS ON BUSINESS TRIP
[6:54pm] <TwoBeans> ME AND THREE WOMEN MAKE SEX WITH HIM AND SQUID
[6:54pm] Michael: yeah keep going
[6:54pm] <TwoBeans> IS WAS SEXXXXXY
[6:54pm] <TwoBeans> OLD PHILO GAVE US LOTS OF FROP FOR MAKING SEX
[6:55pm] <TwoBeans> ^-^
[6:55pm] Michael: hell yeah thats pretty nice...
[6:55pm] Michael: how long did it last for you?...
[6:55pm] <TwoBeans> FOUR HOURS
[6:55pm] <TwoBeans> I LAST LONG WITH SQUID
[6:55pm] Michael: no way...thats carzy..I gotta visit Brazil some time...
[6:56pm] <TwoBeans> VERY LOUD TOO
[6:56pm] Michael: by the way I like your name...
[6:56pm] <TwoBeans> YOU SOULD VISIT ME
[6:56pm] <TwoBeans> I HAVE SQUID FOR YOU
[6:56pm] Michael: you scream really loud...eh...?I like beautiful women
who are loud...
[6:56pm] Michael: You do...
[6:56pm] Michael: that would be very fun
[6:56pm] <TwoBeans> YOU MUST BRING FROP
[6:56pm] Michael: I think I would enjoy that ...
[6:57pm] Michael: would you
[6:57pm] Michael: Wait of course u woulod...
[6:57pm] Michael: its squid
[6:57pm] <TwoBeans> YES SQUID
[6:57pm] Michael: I must bring FROP?...
[6:57pm] Michael: whats FROP
[6:57pm] <TwoBeans> I GET HOT THINKING OF SQUID AND FROP
[6:57pm] <TwoBeans> FROP IS HERB
[6:57pm] <TwoBeans> HERB FROM TIBET
[6:58pm] <TwoBeans> YOU SMOKE FROP AND IT MAKE YOU THINK SEXXY
[6:59pm] Michael: oh yeah where I live near LosAngeles california they
have the worlds best chronic its so dank..you get higher than a mother fucker
[6:59pm] Michael: its gotta be one of the best things on earth...
[6:59pm] <TwoBeans> WHAT CHRONIC?
[7:00pm] <TwoBeans> I KNOW CRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME
[7:00pm] <TwoBeans> IT BAD
[7:00pm] Michael: Chrinic as in Really Good HERB
[7:00pm] Michael: its really strong weed
[7:00pm] <TwoBeans> WEED LIKE DANDYLION
[7:00pm] <TwoBeans> ???
[7:01pm] <TwoBeans> I RUB DANDYLION ON MY FACE AND IT MAKES FACE ALL YELLOW
[7:01pm] Michael: no like Marijuana...
[7:01pm] Michael: the plant its called Weed here in the USA
[7:02pm] <TwoBeans> TERRORISTS MAKE MONEY OFF MARIJUANA
[7:02pm] <TwoBeans> FROP IS BETTER
[7:02pm] <TwoBeans> I SHOW YOU SOME DAY
[7:02pm] <TwoBeans> ^_^
[7:02pm] Michael: U think its better...
[7:02pm] Michael: do u smoke it...
[7:02pm] <TwoBeans> YES I SMOKE IS ALL THE TIME
[7:03pm] <TwoBeans> MAKES ME THINK OF "BOB"
[7:03pm] Michael: who's bob...?
[7:03pm] <TwoBeans> "BOB" IS SEX GOD
[7:03pm] <TwoBeans> CONNIE IS SEX GODDESS
[7:03pm] <TwoBeans> "BOB" AND CONNIE MAKE SEX WITH SQUID
[7:03pm] Michael: u must be Connie then...
[7:03pm] Michael: :)
[7:03pm] Michael: really...
[7:04pm] <TwoBeans> DO YOU KNOW OF NENSLO???
[7:04pm] Michael: that sounds like something i want to do with you
[7:04pm] Michael: No I don't know
[7:04pm] <TwoBeans> NENSLO IS SEX POSITION
[7:04pm] <TwoBeans> DO YOU WANT TO NENSLO?
[7:05pm] Michael: yeah what is it
[7:05pm] Michael: oh never mind u already told me...
[7:05pm] Michael: how does it work
[7:05pm] <TwoBeans> YOU STAND ON HAND WHILE I PLACE SQUID ON YOU
[7:06pm] Michael: and then what happens...
[7:06pm] Michael: do girls out there like oral sex...
[7:06pm] Michael: ?.
[7:06pm] <TwoBeans> YOU MAKE SEX WITH SQUID WHILE I PERFORM NISSY GURPUS
[7:06pm] Michael: nissy gorpus?...whats that
[7:07pm] <TwoBeans> ORAL SEX WITH SQUID YOU LIKE MUCH
[7:07pm] <TwoBeans> I GET WET THINKING ABOUT IT
[7:07pm] Michael: really...I last a long time to...
[7:07pm] Michael: do u really...
[7:07pm] <TwoBeans> YES
[7:08pm] Michael: do you ever play with squid by youself...
[7:08pm] <TwoBeans> OH YES
[7:08pm] <TwoBeans> I PLAY WITH SQUID NOW
[7:08pm] Michael: That is incrediable
[7:08pm] Michael: How aroused are you
[7:08pm] <TwoBeans> I AM SO CLOSE TOO
[7:08pm] Michael: keep going ...
[7:09pm] Michael: let me know when u are close
[7:09pm] <TwoBeans> I AM CLOSE
[7:09pm] Michael: are u making a lot of noise
[7:09pm] Michael: screaming...
[7:09pm] <TwoBeans> I FEEL LIKE RUPTURE
[7:09pm] <TwoBeans> YES I MAKE NOISE
[7:09pm] <TwoBeans> EYI-EYI-EYI-EYI
[7:09pm] Michael: hell yeah that is so nice
[7:10pm] Michael: I wish I could be there right now joining u
[7:10pm] <TwoBeans> MEE TOO
[7:10pm] Michael: helping you get really excited and then finishing u
off...
[7:10pm] <TwoBeans> OH YES LEGUME ME
[7:11pm] Michael: I would eat you out forever...
[7:11pm] <TwoBeans> EAT ME LIKE A LEGUME
[7:11pm] Michael: you would like if I have u oral...
[7:11pm] Michael: I would eat your alllllllllll night long
[7:12pm] <TwoBeans> I AM CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMING
[7:12pm] Michael: goooooooooo
[7:12pm] <TwoBeans> PRABOB!
[7:12pm] Michael: you are making me so excited.....
[7:12pm] Michael: I want you sooooo bad
[7:12pm] <TwoBeans> COME TO BRAZIL
[7:13pm] Michael: Where in Brazil?...
[7:13pm] <TwoBeans> DOBBSTOWN
[7:13pm] <TwoBeans> IT INSIDE RIO DE JENERO
[7:13pm] Michael: I am in the US ARmy so let me know and I will travel for
cheap
[7:13pm] Michael: really...
[7:14pm] <TwoBeans> YES
[7:14pm] <TwoBeans> COME TO DOBBSTOWN
[7:14pm] Michael: u live there....ever been to the US
[7:14pm] Michael: I will...when
[7:14pm] <TwoBeans> NO USA BAD
[7:14pm] <TwoBeans> YOU HAVE MONEY FOR PRESIDENT
[7:14pm] Michael: u think so why?...
[7:14pm] <TwoBeans> BUSH IS LIKE A MONKEY
[7:14pm] <TwoBeans> BIG EARS
[7:14pm] <TwoBeans> FUNNY FACE
[7:14pm] Michael: Yeah most of the people here are very mean
[7:14pm] Michael: Yeah i don't like him...
[7:15pm] Michael: ha ah
[7:15pm] Michael: ha ha
[7:15pm] Michael: thats funny
[7:15pm] Michael: when do u want me there...
[7:15pm] Michael: I will try and be there
[7:15pm] <TwoBeans> SOON
[7:15pm] Michael: Tell me when
[7:15pm] <TwoBeans> NEXT WEEK
[7:15pm] Michael: I don't know if I can make it then
[7:16pm] Michael: I will have to get the plane tickets...
[7:16pm] Michael: by the way my real name is Jared
[7:16pm] <TwoBeans> HI JARED
[7:16pm] Michael: your real name is Laquisha...did I spell that right....
[7:16pm] <TwoBeans> YES
[7:17pm] Michael: good...
[7:17pm] <TwoBeans> LAQUISHA STERNO
[7:17pm] Michael: I have a very good memory...
[7:17pm] Michael: Mine is Jared Donahue
[7:17pm] Michael: do u have middle names in Bazil
[7:17pm] <TwoBeans> YES
[7:17pm] Michael: whats yours...
[7:17pm] Michael: Mine is Roberto
[7:17pm] <TwoBeans> MY FULL NAME IS LAQUISHA FRIDAY STERNO
[7:18pm] Michael: or Robert in the US
[7:18pm] Michael: Jared Roberto Donahue
[7:18pm] <TwoBeans> THAT IS SEXXXXXY
[7:18pm] Michael: You think so...
[7:18pm] <TwoBeans> YES
[7:19pm] Michael: do u like the way it sounds when u say it..
[7:19pm] <TwoBeans> YES IT ROLLS OF TONGUE
[7:19pm] <TwoBeans> LIKE YOU WILL SOON
[7:19pm] <TwoBeans> ^_^
[7:19pm] Michael: next time you are using the squid on youself u should
scream my name
[7:19pm] <TwoBeans> I WILL
[7:20pm] Michael: I will do the same except with the squid...
[7:20pm] Michael: I will have to go get one
[7:20pm] <TwoBeans> YOU SHOULD GET SQUID FOR YOURSELF
[7:20pm] Michael: I will
[7:20pm] Michael: Tonight...
[7:20pm] Michael: what time is it in Brazil?....
[7:21pm] Michael: its 7:21pm here
[7:21pm] Michael: I have a question to ask u...
[7:22pm] <TwoBeans> IIT LATE AT NIGHT
[7:22pm] <TwoBeans> YES WHAT IS IT
[7:22pm] Michael: how big are your Breasts
[7:22pm] <TwoBeans> very big
[7:22pm] <TwoBeans> like coconuts
[7:23pm] Michael: really...do u like it when I suck on then...
[7:23pm] <TwoBeans> OH YES
[7:23pm] Michael: really esp when we are using a squid
[7:23pm] Michael: ?
[7:23pm] <TwoBeans> OH YES
[7:23pm] <TwoBeans> I GET HOT AGAIN THINKING OF IT
[7:24pm] Michael: How many times a day do u use the squid on yourself...
[7:24pm] Michael: u should do it again tonight Laquisha
[7:24pm] Michael: for me...
[7:24pm] <TwoBeans> I WILL
[7:24pm] Michael: I will do it for u
[7:24pm] Michael: and think of your name while I do it...
[7:25pm] <TwoBeans> OHH YOU SO SEXXY
[7:25pm] Michael: I want to join u with a giant squid some day..
[7:26pm] Michael: you make me wanna explode all over you
[7:26pm] Michael: All over you giant coconuts...
[7:26pm] <TwoBeans> DO YOU HAVE PICTURE?
[7:26pm] Michael: no
[7:27pm] Michael: I wish I did
[7:27pm] <TwoBeans> TOO BAD
[7:27pm] Michael: Do u?...
[7:27pm] Michael: Any with a squid in them
[7:27pm] <TwoBeans> I HAVE PICTURE, BUT NOT WITH SQUID
[7:27pm] Michael: can u email me them
[7:28pm] <TwoBeans> I HAVE ON WEB
[7:28pm] <TwoBeans> YOU WANT TO SEE
[7:28pm] <TwoBeans> ?
[7:28pm] Michael: yeah...
[7:28pm] Michael: www.?
[7:28pm] <TwoBeans> HERE IS MY SEXXXXXY PICTURE
[7:28pm] <TwoBeans>
http://www.renderosity.com/viewed.ez?galleryid=146069&Start=1&Artist=Legume&
ByArtist=Yes *
[7:28pm] <TwoBeans> YOU LIKE?
[7:29pm] Michael: one sec...its loading
[7:29pm] <TwoBeans> OK
:®®öR:: No such nick/channel: Michael

* is "STUD" by Dr. Legume

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