From: nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Petehip)

You are all pink. You all suck. You all post vapid and uninteresting
things. You all could not entertain someone with about 500000
electrodes embedded in their pleasure centre. You can't put a coherent
sentence together. Your comebacks are flabulent and worthless. Your
existence is futile. Why don't you just shut up. I hate you. This is
the stupidest newsgroup I have ever seen. You are pathetic. Go away.

--
Better Than Nothing. Arguably.
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From: dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>

Petehip wrote:
> the stupidest newsgroup I have ever seen. You are pathetic. Go away.

Why you... if I... OOOh you just... how can you...

DAMN!

You big... DUMMY!

YOU go away.
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From: nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Petehip)

On Sat, 13 Apr 2002 15:01:56 -0700, dyskolos <dyskolos@menander.org>
wrote:

>YOU go away.

I already did. Now, where there hell is my goddamned FATTENED CALF?
And don't try and push off on me any of that ALREADY-FAT calf. I want
one grown in a vat and FATTENED. With pureed chestnuts through a
funnel. And it's gotta be decked out like Bootsy Collins. It's needed
for a school project, so snap to it, OK.
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From: Field Marshall Stack <hiway@speakeasy.org>

In article <v52u8.5397$3z3.514113@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>, Geo wrote:
>
> "Petehip" <nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:3cb89151.18287937@news.datanet.co.uk...
>> the stupidest newsgroup I have ever seen. You are pathetic. Go away.
>
> No

Your MOM.

--
--
ben allen, hiway@speakeasy.org
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From: nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Petehip)

On Sat, 13 Apr 2002 22:14:51 GMT, "Geo" <geovoice@earthlink.net>
wrote:
>
>"Petehip" <nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:3cb89151.18287937@news.datanet.co.uk...
>
>> the stupidest newsgroup I have ever seen. You are pathetic. Go away.
>
>No

Damn, that's so touching. It's like some wonderful Broadway romantic
melodramatic denoument involving tapdancing.
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From: nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Petehip)

On Sat, 13 Apr 2002 22:51:30 GMT, "LXIX"
<post_replys_please@this.address.is.invalid> wrote:

>Nah.. alt.slack doesn't suck.
>If it did my eyes would be rolling
>and there would be lots of ooOOOhhhs
>and Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs followed by
>a cig.

I am not entirely convinced that your eyes aren't rolling anyway. Do
they need to strap you down as a matter of course?
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From: Reverend DJ Epoch <nunyabiz@noway.com>

Petehip wrote:
> the stupidest newsgroup I have ever seen. You are pathetic. Go away.

You have bad breath.
Your pants are too tight.
Why can't you wear someihtng other than those damned '70s bell bottom
jeans?
When was the last time you had a REAL bath? The neighbors are complaining
about the stench again.
And for crying out loud, get that damned Ford Pinto in your front yard off
the blocks and out to the scrap yard.

Don't you have something better to do? Like pick up aluminum cans along
the freeway?
Or protest outside the nearest pet store becasue they don't carry Purina
Elephant Chow?

...and STOP LOOKING AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE! Crikey, ya look like
Marty Feldman in "Young Frankenstein".

...and the stupidest newsgroup is alt.local.village.idiot

You're welcome.
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From: nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Petehip)

On Sat, 13 Apr 2002 19:39:09 -0400, Reverend DJ Epoch
<nunyabiz@noway.com> wrote:

>...and STOP LOOKING AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE! Crikey, ya look like
>Marty Feldman in "Young Frankenstein".

Actually, I look more like Marty Feldman in "Kiss Me Deadly".
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From: dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com>

Petehip wrote:
> just shut up. I hate you. This is the stupidest newsgroup I have
> ever seen. You are pathetic. Go away.

Ahemmm!

One of us
One of us (only smarter)
One of us (with better dress sense)
One of us (Gawd bless Im)

You can run, you can hide but only for a time, we are patient we
can wait, and then the vacuous dumbness of alt.slack WILL suck you
back in.

I know, I tried to escape the pull man... I really tried....
escaped for years but the dots mahn they haunt my dreams.. and that
Texarse drawl, I can hear it now calling, calling me to send more
money.

Gawd help us, we is lost.

--
doh'd
change the pee to p for email.
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From: nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Petehip)

On Sat, 13 Apr 2002 23:52:55 +0000, dode <dode(pee)@tystie.com> wrote:
>Gawd help us, we is lost.

But, but... if we head at FULL ACCELERATION for the EXACT CENTRE of
the singularity, maybe we can break through into another universe
where there aren't so many goddamn ANTS. Or LAURENCE LLEWELYN-BOWEN.

How about it? Gotta be worth a shot.

--
Better Than Nothing. Arguably.

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From: nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Petehip)

On Sun, 14 Apr 2002 01:40:28 GMT, El Queso <the_cheese_23@yahoo.com>
wrote:

>Your dad called. You are late for your shift at his lodge's glory hole.
>The fraters are gettin anxious, you'd better go.
>Queso
>

You will have to explain this to me. It sounds like one of those
special Merkin things. I am not smart enough to get it.
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From: nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Petehip)

On Sun, 14 Apr 2002 02:21:56 GMT, mumthra@yoo-ess-ay.net (Eureka
Stench) wrote:

>You forgot to mention that there is something "floating" in the
>chowder?

I thought that was a clam. Or a weeper.

--
Better Than Nothing. Arguably.
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From: nuckfuts@fantomas.datanet.co.uk (Petehip)

On Sun, 14 Apr 2002 00:39:20 -0700, Her Ladyship Lilith von Fraumench
<lilith@ZubJenius.com> wrote:

>Aw, we missed you too, Pete, but you shouldn't hold back your true
>feelings so. C'mon, tell us how you really feel. Maybe A.F. would help.

As a randomly produced concatentation of chemical burblings in the
godless, teleologically null firework display that is the universe,
doomed to a infitesimal flicker of existence and then a cruel,
permanent snuffing out, I have no "true" feelings except resentment,
bitterness and an intense lacerating pain in my lower lumbar region.

And a craving for a nice cup of tea.

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