A drunk with a mullet said...

From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (The Stinking Bishop Prostata Cantata MP)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 7, 2002

In article <20020405152005.06655.00001207@mb-mb.news.cs.com>,
Disgraceland23 <disgraceland23@cs.com> wrote:
>
>"She left me me for someone she met on the internet! Do you believe that shit?
>The freakin' internet!"
>
>Uh-huh. Uh-Huh.

http://www.hotmullets.com/

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <20020405152005.06655.00001207@mb-mb.news.cs.com>,
Disgraceland23 <disgraceland23@cs.com> wrote:

> "She left me me for someone she met on the internet! Do you believe that shit?
> The freakin' internet!"

I sincerely wonder if the invention of the telephone was an equally
convenient excuse for previously unattempted types of flirtation on the
parts of bored spouses.

I sure hear that sad tale a lot myself, luckily mostly from people I
don't know all that well. The ones I DO know well are the ones on the
Internet doing the newbie wife and husband stealing, more likely.

As "Bob" once muttered while in his cups, "The dicks they can't see are
always bigger."

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From: nikolai kingsley <nikolai@broadway.net.au>

> I sincerely wonder if the invention of the telephone was an equally
> convenient excuse for previously unattempted types of flirtation on the
> parts of bored spouses.

it goes WAY back.

"She left me because the other guy had a PRINTED bible instead of a
cheap-ass hand-copied one."

"She left me because the other guy paid a scribe to write her a
love-letter, which she then had to pay another scribe to read to her."

"She left me because the other guy carved her name into a menhir."

"uh guh-wuh bruh muh wuh wuh waaah wuh m'muh."

(she left me because the other guy developed a proper language)

nikolai
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she left me because the other cell had mitochondria
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From: "Bud" <budec@qwest.net>

Hey, wait a fucking minute here? I have been on this here internet for ages
man! If you firgure in SubG Time Control and past lives, my total connect
time is greater than the entire evoulation process from monkey to mullet,
and yet never have I meet a lonely depresate chicks hick hiking on the
Information Super Highway showing off a little leg for some Budec deep
hardcore finger cirus freak show kung fu grip action... these finger can do
a lot more than typing froped up conscript theogies on spam filed
newsgroups, like for example finger painting.

I am on a quest, if this guy can get a chick with a mullet trolling
newsgroups, surly the prince mind control though selective kool-aid test can
surely snag a bit of hard core femme action via this news group. Lady's
(and guys that pretend to be ladys on the internet) send your nAked low
light, (adjust the fucking HUE, THE HUE dammit) web cam pics to
budec@qwest.net for consideration to breed.fest.2002.com

Regards,
Bud

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