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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Dec 3, 2001 5:46 PM
Message-ID: <Xns916CB4CDDBD43CortezLegume18465086@24.12.106.199>

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From Dolemite's Toast Generator:

Here's a rhyme about a motherfuckin pimp, Ivan Stang was his name.
Hustlin heroin whores and pushing Drano was his game.
His territory: Shitville... his delicious bitch: Lolita.
Things was always cool til a trick named Bob Dean tried to mistreat her.
He thought he could get his asshole sucked and not pay no bread.
"Skank, you ain't worth no 23 dollars," he said.
"Here's 666 cents, get yourself some Pussy Wash, you stinkin' ho!"
"Now hand me my panties, I go somewhere I got to go."
Well, ole Ivan Stang heard Bob Dean tryin to split the scene.
So he busted in the door, pissed and shitting for green.
Ivan Stang broke Bob Dean's ass with his titty behind his back.
Turned around and jabbed a shotgun all up in his crack.
Nowadays, Bob Dean don't come around lookin for no trick,
Cause after his tangle with Ivan Stang, Dr. Nenslo had to amputate his dick

And one more:

My name is Doctor Legume, Pimp of the Year!
I make mad motherfuckin' dogs shit themselves in fear.
It was 1998 when I first began my kicking game,
My dick was gigantic and I had very stankin' fame.
But within 2 years I was fucking the bitches.
And puttin' SubGenius pimps in the hospital with stitches.
I got a .357 Magnum in my thong and I'm not afraid to kick it.
I'll pull out my lung and in a bitch's asshole I'll stick it.
If Ivan Stang asks you who told you this here,
Tell em it was Doctor Legume, Pimp of the Year!
--
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

Here's a rhyme about a Slacked pimp, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs was his name.

Hustlin habafropzipulops whores and pushing prairie squid was his game.

His territory: Dobbstown... his Slackless bitch: Lolita.

Things was always cool til a trick named Big "Dick" Dobbs tried to
mistreat her.

He thought he could get his Third Nostril sucked and not pay no bread.

"Connietite, you ain't worth no 808 dollars," he said.

"Here's 13013 cents, get yourself some Connie's Cooze Quietener, you
holy ho!"

"Now hand me my Poop Dog Hat, I go somewhere I got to go."

Well, ole J.R. "Bob" Dobbs heard Big "Dick" Dobbs tryin to split the
scene.

So he busted in the door, fropless and fropping for green.

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs broke Big "Dick" Dobbs's ass with his 13th Dick behind
his back.

Turned around and jabbed a pyroflatulatin' ass all up in his crack.

Nowadays, Big "Dick" Dobbs don't come around lookin for no trick,
Cause after his tangle with J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, Dr. Legume had to
amputate his dick.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB

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Original file name: You can all die now. - converted on Thursday, 20 December 2001, 03:32