Date: Tue, 4 Dec 2001 14:56:17 -0600
Greetings and Slack Yetinsyn!
The NEW AND IMPROVED SubGenius online Scatalog is up and ready to roll out the Slackful goods for your X-istmas shopping pleasures. The deadline for X-istmas delivery is December 17, so don't wait, click this link now!
http://www.subgenius.com/scatalog
(Pssst.. look for the secret link on the bottom, or
click the banner on the scatalog page, to win a free
prize with every order!)
So what's so new and improved? How about:
You asked for it, you got it! RUSH DELIVERY now available!
2nd Day and Overnight! FREE PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING
on domestic orders over $50! (Only until Dec. 17) Order
tracking!
2-week normal delivery on domestic orders, 4-week on
international! Coming Soon: New Items! Seasonal products,
limited-edition T-shirts and whizzbangs, and much much
more!
And if that wasn't enough we will be adding some great
X-istmas items over the next week, like "Bob"
X-istmas Stockings, Tree Ornaments, cute "Bob"
teddy bears, and "Bob" Steins!
There's STILL TIME to order for X-istmas! Don't forget
to give the best gift of all this holiday season...
ETERNAL SALVATION. The Ordainment/Membership packs
are now transferable. We include a handy return postcard
so the receiver's name can be added to the Book of
Life. So you can buy a bunch and give the gift that
keeps on giving. Ordain your friends, loved ones and
pets- before it is too late!
Our new store is powered by www.cafepress.com, where Pinks are hard at work this very minute getting products out to SubGenii all over the world. At long last, we have managed to enslave at least a part of the Pink population! This means that when you order from our store, the charge will appear on your credit card statement as "Café" rather than the SubGenius Foundation. Don't be alarmed -- the money still goes directly to "Bob"!
Thanks for your continued support against the Conspiracy, feel free to send this letter out to all your unsuspecting email lists, and may you have a profitable and lucky last year of your life.
Love
Jesus Christ
Business Manager
Church of the SubGenius
www.subgenius.com
P.S.:
To help us help you out of your money while we spread
the wonderful message of
hate of the longest existing suicide death-cult, we
are offering CUTE CUDDLY stuffed animals for free with
every purchase (shipping charge of $1.65 applies).
What you do with them is entirely up to you. Please
feel free to send us the pictures.
click the secret link for free
toy!---------------------------------->>>>>>>>> http://www.cafepress.com/cp/banners/freeoffer.aspx?offer=yes&storeid=subgen