Reverend Stang "Too Busy to Deal With SubGenius Fuckheads"

From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Nov 21, 2001 12:53 PM

In case you were wondering where he's been...

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From: "Two Beans" <twobeans@godhatesyou.com>

How about you, brightcheeks? Are you too busy?

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

I'm NEVER too busy to deal with SubGenius fuckheads. But they take up so
much of my time I can't give the proper attention to the SubGenius SHIT
heads.

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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

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Subject: Re: Reverend Stang "Too Busy to Deal With SubGenius Fuckheads"
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

I guess you old-school subgenius elites must go to a special school
where you learn to draw those fine distinctions.

You old people are the church's most valuable natural resource. "Bob"
bless you. Take care of yourself, your knowledge is valuable. When
you're bashing your head into trees and rocks, be sure to wear a
safety helmet.

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Joe Cosby

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From: Legume <none@yerbiz.com>

If only you were there to tell me that 20 years ago. I've had enough blunt
force trauma to the head that I've no doubt killed more brain cells than
the Catholic Church has killed Jews.

There's nothing more distressing than when I have those moments where I ask
myself, "Did I used to be smarter?"
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun
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From: Arbane the Terrible <arbane@home.com>

For me, the comforting reply is "Nah, I've just got better at NOTICING when
I'm DUMB."

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