Strange ad copy of the day

From: "duke0uke" <bob@dobbs.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 9, 2001 5:05 PM
Message-ID: <3b9bd983$1_2@news.nwlink.com>

"The U.S. Government always knows exactly what time it is...do you?"
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Subject: Re: Strange ad copy of the day
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
>

It's whatever time they tell me it is.

--
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http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

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DILDOES in several states
- Hellpope Huey

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Subject: Re: Strange ad copy of the day
From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)

Gee, if only would could get them to know that a
giant tax give-a-way to the rich does not justify
the theft of Medicare and Social Security trust funds.

I'd rather they know that than the stinking time.

Dumb fucking right-winged pinklings!

I bet they paid $1.5 million dollars for that plutonium
powered Mickey Mouse watch.

Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!
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Subject: Re: Strange ad copy of the day
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@Sputum.COM>

On Sun, 9 Sep 2001 14:05:25 -0700, "duke0uke" <bob@dobbs.com> wrote, in
alt.slack:

}"The U.S. Government always knows exactly what time it is...do you?"

Yes. In fact I know that on 09-Sep-2001 01:46:40 GMT, unix timestamp
returned 1000000000. We're now into 10 digits. I check my time against the
time server at black-ice.cc.vt.edu

I also know that whereas most people feared Y2K due to its time problems,
the original Apple II operating system was and still is pre-programmed to
handle dates through 2040. They planned on having their machines in use for
60 years.
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Subject: Re: Strange ad copy of the day
From: "LXIX" <post_replys_please@this.address.is.invalid>

Yep.

After which the original creators probably thought they could
avoid catching any shit for the problem by simply being dead.

See.. That's the problem. Outliving the bugs you create.

--LXIX--
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Subject: Re: Strange ad copy of the day
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

>
> It's whatever time they tell me it is.

In this case, it makes sense. They DO run the cesium clock at the Bureau
of Weights and Measures, you know. Of course, that's about the last time
they apply real LOGIC to anything and that one sliver of it is based on
DECAY RATES anyway. BWAHAHAHAHHARRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
My guardian angel is a drunk.

For no apparent reason, Satan cornholed my dog.
He ain't walked right since.
It'd be funny if it wasn't so appalling.
Poor little bastard just staggers around
like Dean Martin on Percodans.
I can't get that sulfur-&-brimstone smell
out of the rugs.
Better the dog than me,
but that Satan is still a real sunuvabee.

"It is usually when men are at their most religious
that they behave with the least sense
and the greatest cruelty."
- Ilka Chase

"Sir, you're arguing with a tackle box."
- "Night Court"
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Subject: Re: Strange ad copy of the day
From: "Mikkel de Winther" <mikkel-wNO@SPAMworldonline.dk>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 10, 2001 8:15 AM
Message-ID: <Tb2n7.9017$sk1.321949@news010.worldonline.dk>

duke0uke <bob@dobbs.com> skrev i news:3b9bd983$1_2@news.nwlink.com
>
> "The U.S. Government always knows exactly what time it is...do you?"
>

Shit, I don't even know what day it is...

m.
--
Movie quote of the day:
"I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by
a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass. I feel like I'm back in
high school."
(Mortal Kombat)
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Subject: Re: Strange ad copy of the day
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

That's easy. It's today.
And I feel very comfortable in saying that.

--
"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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Subject: Re: Strange ad copy of the day
From: "Mikkel de Winther" <mikkel-wNO@SPAMworldonline.dk>

But don't you ever feel like it's yesterday or tomorrow? I do.

m.
--
Movie quote of the day:
- "I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
- "I was thinking the same thing."
- "That John Denver is full of shit, man."
(Dumb & Dumber)
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Subject: Re: Strange ad copy of the day
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

But it's ALL LIES.

Yesterday is just FALSE MEMORIES, implanted into
your brain. All of it, the parents, the school,
the sex, the fights, IT'S ALL FALSE. Implants.
From somebody's niece, who knows? The family
pictures? Fakes. All fakes.

Remember when you were little, looking out your
bedroom window and seeing a spider? And she had
a great big egg. And one day out came a million
baby spiders. ALL FAKES! Implanted memories.

And tomorrow...well, it's back to THE LAB with you.

Well, feel better? Are you crying? Shee-it.

--
"There is no nu-monet. There is only Zuul."
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Subject: Re: Strange ad copy of the day
From: "Mikkel de Winther" <mikkel-wNO@SPAMworldonline.dk>

That's what they WANT you to think... The real world is scarier than you
could ever imagine.

m.
--
Movie quote of the day:
"When and where does this 'real world' occur?"
(Almost Famous)
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Subject: Re: Strange ad copy of the day
From: fatcontroller@come.to (Rob Cruickshank, part-time human being)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 11, 2001 5:25 AM
Message-ID: <Xns9119DA87E71AAcometofatcontrolleri@202.20.93.13>

Some time between the hours of March 10th and Friday, "duke0uke"
<bob@dobbs.com> committed the following:

>
> "The U.S. Government always knows exactly what time it is...do you?"

Just a moment, I've got it written down on a piece of paper...
--
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