I was gone for a week. Did I miss anything?

From: inigo@montoya.net (D. P. Roberts)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Dec 9, 2001 9:27 PM

I was gone for a week. Did I miss anything?
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From: Kopi Luwak <kopi@plopmail.com>

did you want to?
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From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

1) Al Sharpton is now President.
2) The aliens finally landed. We killed them.
3) Jesus came back, he was arrested by the CIA,
while fighting for the Taliban.
4) Nobody does cloning any more.
5) Same with genetic recombination.
6) "It" turned out to be a dildo that they will
have to re-design cities to accommodate.
7) Pat Robertson, Jimmy Swaggert, William
Bennett and Arial Sharon were the only
people taken in the rapture. Sharon was
later returned, with an apology.
8) The Mormons, the Church of Sc*entology, the
Moonies, the Hare Krishna, and about 100
other religions officially gave up and became
professional sports leagues.
9) Madonna, Keanu, Cher and Pamela Anderson made
the "Lord of the Rings" movie a smash hit.
10) The Sultan of Brunei finally joined the CotSG.
Within 5 minutes he went bankrupt. Before he
had even sent in his $30.

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