Corpus Christi Crunchy

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Tue, Jul 10, 2001 10:51 AM

(CNSNews.com) - Residents of Fort Wayne, Ind.,
and 21 members of the Indiana General Assembly
have filed a federal lawsuit to stop college
performances of a play that portrays Christ as
an alcoholic homosexual serial killer.

Unless the court restrains the play, it will be
performed at Perdue Indiana Theater at Indiana
University-Perdue University Fort Wayne on Aug.
10 - 16.

It portrays Christ as a liar, a blasphemer, a
drunkard, and as someone who gave blowjobs to
derelicts in darkened alleys before slashing
their throats and eating some of their internal
organs.

"It's our free speech right to use taxpayer
money to do anything we want to", said a student
spokesman. "We're even thinking about doing the
whole thing in the nude, while throwing buckets
of blood and feces at the audience. We might
even kill someone on stage, and there's nothing
anyone can do to stop us. Bwahahaha."

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