Conspiracy!

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

Dammit, first my ISP goes out for THREE DAYS,
just so the GOVERNMENT can install its DAMN
SURVEILLANCE EQUIPMENT, and NOW USENET IS ALL
FUCKED UP IN THE ENTIRE STATE OF ARIZONA!!!

Damn them all to hell. There should be A LAW
that prohibits surveillance with hardware and
software that was designed to be used with
IBM AT's!

UPGRADE OR GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY! Geez,
can't they at least hire a geek who will
troubleshoot it for them BEFORE INSTALLING IT
ON SOME *MODERN* SYSTEM THAT IS ACTIVELY BEING
USED BY THOUSANDS OF USERS! CAUSING IT ALL TO
CRASH AND FUCK WITH PEOPLE FOR DAYS ON END!

Arrrggghhh! It's like aliens from the future
who carry stone axes and speak with a lot of
"thees" and "thous" demanding we bow down before
their GREAT GOD that is nothing more than a
half-melted dashboard Jesus, and are frightened
of teevees and order that they ALL BE DESTROYED
THIS VERY AFTERNOON! AND FIRE BAD! WE GOVERNMENT!
WE HERE TO BE IN CHARGE! WE MAKE SURE YOU NOT HURT
SELF OR EACH OTHER! OOT GREET!

Well, mutherfuckershit. I SURE FEEL ONE *HELL*
OF A LOT SAFER FROM ENCRYPTED CHILD PORNOGRAPHER
TERRORIST SATANIST RIGHT-WING MILITIA COMMUNISTS!

Fuck you very much. Fuck.

--
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"nu-monet is right. No one is safe."
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Subject: Re: Conspiracy!
From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>

>
> Fuck you very much. Fuck.
<snip>

Indeed, fuck. So many idiots, so little bandwidth.

JS
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From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

Well I for one see the other side.

I've been really worried about the possibility of getting an
anthrax-laden email. At least that worry has now been quashed.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,
"it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less."

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From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>

Isn't it about time for a rumor about anthrax laden email?

JS
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Subject: Re: Conspiracy!
From: joecosby@mindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

People would believe it.

That's what I love about people.

--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

Well Mika, I am not going to get into a 'my ego is more dissolved than yours' match.

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From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>

OK, how does one start a rumor among the cybertrash?

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