IRC - LEGUME CYBER LOG!

From: "Blackout" <blackout@404infomagic.net>
Date: Sun, Nov 4, 2001 12:06 AM

some poor bastard tried to fuck me on IRC. well, not me, Legume
actually.

*** sweetmen has joined #SubGenius
<sweetmen> hi
<sweetmen> good night
<whybot> what?
<whybot> do?
<whybot> YOU?
<whybot> WANT?
<whybot> from
<whybot> ME?
<sweetmen> i'm portuguese
<whybot> who isn't?
<sweetmen> can i talk to you?
<maphive> portugese tambien aqui
<whybot> YOU BET
<whybot> I LIKE TALK
<whybot> YOU TALK HARD, YES?
<maphive> if my ear wAS A CUNT I WOULD FUCK IT
<sweetmen> where are you?
<whybot> ME TOO!|
<sweetmen> are you americans?
<maphive> im in portugal
<whybot> I ARE HERE, SWEETMAN
<whybot> WHERE ARE YOU BE?
<sweetmen> i'm serious
<sweetmen> im not joking
<maphive> im in portugal
<whybot> YOU HAVE FOUND A BQD PLACE THEN
<whybot> BAD
<maphive> god damn , it i cant find any cringer mp3s
<maphive> morpheus is kinda sucking
<whybot> ALL THESE GUYS ARE JOKERS BUT NOT ME
<maphive> maybe i should get audio galaxy
<whybot> WHAT YOU WANT TALK ABOUT?
<maphive> i want to talk about large , ultrapure dmt
crystals
<sweetmen> Is there any girl?
<Lilith> Nope, nowhere.
<whybot> YES, I GIRL
<whybot> YOU WANT CYBER?
<whybot> I SEND PICTURE, YES?
<sweetmen> where are you from?
<YSJ> bwahahah
<whybot> HEL LLLLL+OOOOO!!!
<sweetmen> americans?
<whybot> YES
<whybot> THEY ARE
<whybot> BUT YOU NEED PICTURE OF ME, YES?
<sweetmen> send to me?
<sweetmen> send to me!
<whybot> YES OFTEN ISEND IT NOW
<YSJ> ;alskdjfak
<whybot> YOU TAKE DCC INJECT?
<sweetmen> it have virus?
<whybot> NO, JUST PICTURE
<maphive> DCC INJECT AT EAR PLZ
<sweetmen> promesse?
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<sweetmen> promisse?
<maphive> LOLOLOLZ 1 2 HOT DCC INJECT
<whybot> YES, IT CLEAN LIKE ME
<YSJ> askldf
<sweetmen> i will think
<maphive> LOLZ 12 DCC INJECT @ AN0R FOR MAX LAFFFOR
<whybot> OK YOU SEND ME A PICTURE FIST I MAKE SURE YOU
ARE
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<Lilith> I love the way Max Laffor makeup goes on
smooth.
*** Lilith sets mode: +o Rev_Baphomet
<TwoBeans> ASL!!!!
<whybot> YOU AMERICANS BE SHUTTING UP, ME AND
PORTUGESE GON CYBER NOW
*** bergil sets mode: +l 35
<maphive> CYBER WITH MY PORCH GEESE NOW
<whybot> SWEET YOU MAN OR WHATNOW?
<TwoBeans> Assil!!!
<TwoBeans> ASS-ILL!
<maphive> BBL HUNTING PORCH GEESE
<whybot> YOU HAVE PICTURE, YES?

(portugese horndog goes for the DCC PRIVATE CHAT manuveour)

<sweetmen> are you a girl?
<whybot> YES
<sweetmen> what's your name?
<whybot> I AM LEGUME
<sweetmen> ?
<whybot> DO YOU HAVE PICTURE, SEND IT
<whybot> IT HAS NO VIRUS, YES?
<sweetmen> no , don't have virus
<whybot> OK I TAKE IT NOW IF YOU SEND I TRUST YOU
<sweetmen> but what kind of picture do you want?
<whybot> WHAT KIND YOU GOT?
<whybot> I SEND YOU BACK SAME KIND YOU SEND ME
<sweetmen> of me , i don't have
<whybot> no?
<sweetmen> no
<sweetmen> what age are you?
<whybot> WHAT KIND PICTURE YOU WANT TO SEND THEN?
<whybot> I 17
<sweetmen> and name?
<whybot> ALMOST 18
<sweetmen> i'm 21
<whybot> LEGUME
<sweetmen> are you joking to me?
<whybot> MY PARENTS HIPPIES
<whybot> YOU KNOW
<sweetmen> legume in portugal mens food
<sweetmen> legume in portugal means food
<sweetmen> but ok
<whybot> I NOT FOOD BUT I TASTE YUMMY! : )
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> and do you have boyfriend?
<whybot> NO
<whybot> WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE?
<whybot> YOU NO HAVE POICTURE?
<sweetmen> your picture don't send to me!
<whybot> YOU SEND FIRST
<sweetmen> try again
<sweetmen> i have no picture
<sweetmen> i don't have scanner
<whybot> IF YOU LOOK NICE I SEND TO YOU
<sweetmen> may i know you better?
<sweetmen> i think i look nice
<sweetmen> but........
<whybot> I NEED PICTURE OF SOME KIND, I LIKE TO SEE WHAT I AM DEALING
WITH
<sweetmen> yes me too
<whybot> MAYBE YOU BIG AND FAT
<sweetmen> fat?
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> you are joking
<whybot> DO YOU HAVE STANG IN PORTUGAL?
<sweetmen> what means stang?
<sweetmen> i'm learning english
<sweetmen> what means stang?
<whybot> STANG IS BIGSHOT IN AMERICA.
<whybot> HE LOOK LIKE HIPPIE BUT HAS SOOTHING VOICE
<whybot> RADIO STAR, YES?
<sweetmen> i'm trying to understand
<whybot> I JUST WANT KNOW IF YOU HAVE HEARD OF STANG
<whybot> HE IS REALLY HOT IN AMERICA NOW
<sweetmen> no
<sweetmen> i don't heard
<sweetmen> are you a beautiful girl?
<whybot> WHAT KIND PICTURE YOU SEND ME THEN?
<whybot> I AM HOT LOOKING
<sweetmen> are you a beautiful girl?
<whybot> YES
<sweetmen> oh......
<sweetmen> :)
<whybot> VERY MUCH SO
<sweetmen> send me your picture......
<whybot> AT LEAST MY FREINDS SAY SO. "LEGUME< YOU GET ME SO HOT"
<sweetmen> :)
<whybot> NO PICTURE TIL YOU SEND ME ONE FIRST
<sweetmen> i'm hot too
<whybot> HOW HAT?
<whybot> HOT?
<sweetmen> i can't
<sweetmen> sorry
<sweetmen> sorry
<whybot> MAYBE I GO NOW
<sweetmen> i don't have scanner
<sweetmen> no
<whybot> I NEED PICTURE TO "WARM UP"
<sweetmen> don't left me
<whybot> SEND ME SOMETHING
<sweetmen> like what?
<whybot> YOU PICK
<whybot> SO I KNOW WHAT YOUR INTENTIONS BE LIKE
<sweetmen> i send a picture to a strange, it's dangerous
<sweetmen> i send a picture to a strange person, it's dangerous
<whybot> IT DANGEROUS TO RECIEVE
<whybot> NOT TO GIVE
<sweetmen> legume listen to me
<sweetmen> ok?
<whybot> OK
<sweetmen> i can't send you a picture
<whybot> WHAT YOU NEED?
<sweetmen> i don't have scanner
<sweetmen> ok?
<sweetmen> do you undersand?
<whybot> SEND ME OTHER PICTURE THEN
<whybot> YOU HAVE SOME PICTURE, YES?
<whybot> ANY?
<sweetmen> ok
<sweetmen> i will send other picture
<sweetmen> of sex?
<sweetmen> do you want?
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> are you afraid?
<sweetmen> do you left me?
<whybot> I HERE
<whybot> SURE
<sweetmen> ?
<whybot> SEND ME YOUR FAVORITE
<sweetmen> ok
<sweetmen> it's a hot picture
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> are you already seen the picture?
<whybot> YES THAT PICTURE HOT BUT NOT AS HOT AS ME
<sweetmen> do you want more?
<sweetmen> send me too ok?
<whybot> YES MORE FIRST IT GET LEGUME ALL SMOSSHY INSIDE
<sweetmen> what?
<sweetmen> smosshy?
<whybot> SMOOSHY
<sweetmen> i don't understnad
<sweetmen> i don't understand
<sweetmen> may i make you a few questions?
<whybot> YES
<sweetmen> what are the image of Portugal in USA?
<sweetmen> what is the image of Portugal in USA?
<whybot> IT IS ON THE MAP NEXT TO SPAIN, RIGHT?
<sweetmen> yes that right
<sweetmen> what city where are you now?
<whybot> I DON"T SAY TOO MUCH, I DON'T KNOW YOU YET.
<sweetmen> legume
<whybot> SOME GUY FIND OUT WHERE LIVE STANG AND FOLLOW HIM AROUND WITH
CHAINSAW FOR 2 WEEKS
<whybot> HOW I KNOW YOU NOT HIM?
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> i'm a portuguese men
<sweetmen> i never go out of portugal
<sweetmen> i'm a student
<sweetmen> and you?
<whybot> I STUDY THINGS AS WELL
<whybot> BUT FOR MONEY I AM PERFORMANCE ARTIST
<sweetmen> i don't understand
<sweetmen> can you explain better
<sweetmen> stang is a singer right?
<whybot> YES HE SING
<whybot> HIS VOICE SWEET LIKE 1000 POUNDS OF SUGAR
<sweetmen> why dou you talk very much about stang?
<sweetmen> why do you talk very much about stang?
<whybot> I LIKE HIM VERY MUCH RIGHT NOW
<whybot> AND YOU?
<sweetmen> i never heard about him
<sweetmen> :)
<whybot> YOU WILL
<whybot> HE ROCK IT HARDCORE
<sweetmen> maybe
<sweetmen> i like limp bizkit
<sweetmen> they are americans
<sweetmen> ~right?
<sweetmen> right?
<whybot> HE SOUND LIKE FRED DURST ON ACID
<whybot> YES, AMERICANS
<whybot> HOLD ON I GO LOOK AT LAST PICTURE YOU SEND
<sweetmen> are you more hot that britney spears?
<sweetmen> :)
<whybot> YES, I MELT ALUMINUM!
<sweetmen> :)
<sweetmen> what time is in america?
<whybot> 7:03 EVENING
<whybot> I SEN PICTURE SOON
<sweetmen> oh
<sweetmen> nice
<sweetmen> here is 2:03 night
<whybot> WHAT YOU DOING UP SO LATE? YOU UP TO TROUBLE, YES?
<sweetmen> no
<whybot> YOU TRY AND FIND GIRL FOR TROUBLE, YES?
<sweetmen> no
<sweetmen> i finished my study now
<sweetmen> i will go sleep
<sweetmen> but what time do you begin to sleep?
<sweetmen> i don't like trouble
<sweetmen> beleive me
<whybot> I SEND YOU PICTURE NOW I THINK
<sweetmen> ok?
<sweetmen> ok
<whybot> THIS ONE IT I THINK, IT HOT
<sweetmen> what picture is this?
<whybot> IT ME NEKKID
<whybot> <sends legume-chihuahua killer pic>
<whybot> YOU LIKE, YES?
<sweetmen> are you crazy?
<sweetmen> i go sleep
<whybot> WHAT?
<whybot> YOU NO LIKE?
<sweetmen> i think you are crazy
<whybot> I SEND YOU PICTURE OF ME IN THONG!!!
<whybot> AND YOU NOT LIKE?
<whybot> YOU MAKE LEGUME SAD INSIDE!!!
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End of sweetmen buffer Fri Nov 02 19:17:33 2001

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