Sing along, as I throw 6 old television sets off the roof in rhythm.
I been working on my frontal lobes
all the live long day
I been at 'em with a crowbar
but I've only gone halfway
Once TV was just a wasteland
Now it smells a whole lot worse than that We can only
stand "The Ripping Friends" and "West
Wing"
We're so bored we shaved the cat
Let's have a laugh at ol' Osama
Watchin' on an iBook in a cave
Jihad my ass, now his is grass
WHO's the Great Satan's butt-slave?
Newshounds sniffing at yer crotch all day Shows so bad
my brain is turnin' blue
Please stick a Pop-Tart in the VCR
Nothing less is gonna do
I'm all but drownin' in the shallow
"Beastmaster"'s givin' me the creeps
Tie an anvil to the writers balls
Throw 'em where the water's deep
Who the hell is writin' all that crap!?
Makes "Xena" come across like "Meet The
Press" I wanna strangle Rupert Murdoch
and I'll laugh as I confess
Guess I'll have to watch the fishbowl
Tetras never try to sell you cars
We can't get away from Rather
Say, how's the air on Mars?
I'm still suffering from Koppel
and CNN from night 'til early morn
Football is trumpin' "Futurama"
Bender, wontcha blow yer horn?
HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
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"I regret to say that we of the FBI
are powerless to act in cases of
oral-genital intimacy, unless
it has in some way obstructed
interstate commerce. "
-J. Edgar Hoover
People love it when you lose, they love Dirty Laundry
We all know that crap is King, give us Dirty Laundry
-Don Henley, "Dirty Laundry"
"My stomach says no,
but my sick sense of carny humor says yes!"
- 'Drew Carey"
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