Another Racist Joke

From: Modemac <modemac@modemac.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Oct 30, 2001 7:21 PM

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of
nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by,
as you might expect, a shipwreck:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these same absolutely stunning
deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following
things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together in a menage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the
Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce
them to the English woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless
ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and
started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor
store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman
pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of
suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly
complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism;
how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of
fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how
sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last
boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer
than they do; how her relationship with her mother is
improving and how at least the taxes are low and it
isn't raining.

The two Irish men have divided the island into North and
South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if
sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy
after the first few litres of coconut whisky. But
they're satisfied because at least the English aren't
having any fun.

--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/
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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

My God, this is an almost perfect description of what it's like INSIDE
MY HEAD. It's like a metaphorical description of the functioning of my
very BRAIN. Except that they left out the 3 Yetis, who probably swam to
another island to get away from the humans.

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From: "Paul E. Jamison" <pauljmsn@infi.net>

This Jewish guy goes into a bar, and there's a Chinese gentleman
sitting at the counter. The Jewish guy goes up, whales off and
punches the Chinese guy, knocking him to the floor.

The Jewish guy stands over the Chinese guy and says, "That's for
Pearl Harbor!"

The Chinese guy looks up and says, "But I'm Chinese! The Japanese
attacked Pearl Harbor!"

"Chinese? Japanese? What's the difference?"

So the Chinese guy gets up and walks out without saying another word.

The next day the Chinese guy goes into the same bar and sees the same
Jewish guy sitting at the counter. So the Chinese guy goes up and
punches the Jewish guy, knocking him on the floor.

The Chinese guy stands over the Jewish guy and says, "That's for the
sinking of the Titanic!"

The Jewish guy says, "But I had nothing to do with the sinking of the
Titanic! Neither did any of my family!"

"Goldberg? Iceberg? What's the difference?"

Paul E. Jamison

"There's more pressure on a vet to get it right.
People say 'It was God's will' when Granny dies,
but they get *angry* when they lose a cow."
- Terry Pratchett
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From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack,alt.friday
Date: Tue, Oct 30, 2001 10:35 PM

DESTROY ALL RACES

DESTROY ALL NATIONS

ALL ONE-WORLD ONE-HIVE ONE-LOVE OK OK!

--
"Bunch together a group of people deliberately chosen for strong
religious feelings, and you have a practical guarantee of dark
morbidities expressed in crime, perversion, and insanity."

--HP Lovecraft, letter to Robert E. Howard 10/4/30

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Subject: Re: Another Racist Joke
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

LEAVE ONLY ONE PRISTINE, PURE BRAIN CELL STANDING! Let it be the single
lone brain cell of Lonesome Cowboy Dave.

--
4th Stangian Orthodox MegaFisTemple Lodge of the Wrath of Dobbs Yeti,
Resurrected
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland, OH 44118 (fax 216-320-9528)
A subsidiary of:
The SubGenius Foundation, Inc. / P.O. Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214
SubSITE: http://www.subgenius.com PRABOB

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