Will the COSG be next of Ashcrofts list?

From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Nov 28, 2001 8:05 PM

I have been thinking that the COSG will be next on Ashcrofts list of thing to
make disapper!

Look at the reasons:

1) we believe in a Diety that is not HIS diety (even if ours IS the real thing)

2) We look forward to the death of all normals

3) we await the conquest of the earth mu the X-ists

4) We dont beleive any of teh shit we have been fed by the media

5) We use the internet

6) we like sex (that is if we can get sex)

I am sure that as soon as this is posted, the little jerk with the 25mm pecker
at the NSA will at my screen name to teh database of people to be killed, that
is if I am not on it already!
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"God made man, but a monkey supplied the glue!"

"Jocko-Homo" DEVO
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Subject: Re: Will the COSG be next of Ashcrofts list?
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

Well, look what they've done so far:

1) Interred 500+ Pakistani 7-11 Clerks.

2) Closed down the Internet broadcasts of Grandfather
Munster.

3) Shot a right-wing kook in AZ (maybe)(well, definitely
shot).

4) Raided Pee Wee Herman's playhouse.

5) Lowered the price of gasoline nationwide.

6) Exported terrorists to Guam, supposedly for secret
military trials, but I think because they would be able
to blend in the the Guamese, and Guam always votes
democrat.

7) Outlawed dying in Oregon or Washington or somewhere
up Lemuria way (pending in court.)

8) Made any edible hemp product illegal.

Yep, I think we're boned.

--
&
"nu-monet is right. No one is safe."
&
Porno Myth #18. If you come across a guy and his
girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend
won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you
shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
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