What We Need Is More HATE!

From: ren <ren@bookofshadows.org>
Date: Wed, Oct 10, 2001 9:03 PM

I'm really unhappy with the way we've all reacted to the events of
September 11th.

In the name of the Old Gods!

Somebody blow that fucking "Bob". ..away.
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From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

THINGS I HAVE LEARNED TO HATE SINCE SEPTEMBER 11TH:

1) The fucking awful taste you get when you wake up
after falling asleep with a cherry flavor "Cold-Eeze"
lozenge in your mouth.

2) The rancid congealed grease that forms on beef
sticks you buy in bulk at a discount outlet.

3) Whatever the hell is generating that godawful
smell that will require the entire fridge to be
cleaned out with baking soda water.

4) When my ISP changes my USENET settings and neglects
to tell me so I have to use "free servers" for over a
fucking week.

5) Getting strung out on diet pills. Ones that work
so you don't want to stop taking them but make you
hallucinate and eat rancid congealed grease beef sticks.

--
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"Burmese Python eats Pit Bull. Doo dah, doo dah."
*
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From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>

>>THINGS I HAVE LEARNED TO HATE SINCE SEPTEMBER 11TH:

I have one. Years ago I added a big one story room to the back of my
square two story bungalow. It extends 17 feet from the back of the
original house. But, it's one story, so the roof is basically flat,
with just enough pitch to let the rain drain away.

A bobdamned squirrel has taken residence in a tree whose branches extend
over the flat roof. Every time the fucking squirrel decides do to a
little mammy-jabbing with his woman, they fall off the branch on the
roof, with a huge bang. Then afterwards, they gorge themselves on
acorns, and drop the shells, one by one, on the flat roof. Kinda like
Chinese water torture, only with acorns.

And I jump thinking an anthrax spreading towelhead has picked my house
to desatanize...

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From: davidvoth@ihateclowns.com (SPM Armory, North Annex)

When I was a child my mother forced me to eat lima beans.

I HATE LIMA BEANS!

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Subject: Re: What We Need Is More HATE!
From: rlan538885@aol.comnobozos (RLan538885)

Hmmm...diet pills AND grease. Now I ain't no medical scholar but.....

"100,000 lemmings can't be wrong"
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Subject: Re: What We Need Is More HATE!
From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

In article <3BC4F034.6080805@bookofshadows.org>, ren
<ren@bookofshadows.org> wrote:

> I'm really unhappy with the way we've all reacted to the events of
> September 11th.
>

Well, we're unhappy with the way you reacted to our reaction.

What we need is more SLEEP!

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From: "Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus" <RevSExmortus@nyc.rr.com>

DAMN STRAIGHT!
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Subject: Re: What We Need Is More HATE!
From: ren <ren@bookofshadows.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 11, 2001 9:22 PM
Message-ID: <3BC64635.9010300@bookofshadows.org>

>>What we need is more SLEEP!
>>
>
> DAMN STRAIGHT!

I never sleep. I snore so loud I keep waking up.
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Subject: Re: What We Need Is More HATE!
From: "Paul E. Jamison" <pauljmsn@infi.net>

ren wrote:

>
> I never sleep. I snore so loud I keep waking up.

So sleep in separate rooms.

Paul E. Jamison

"There's more pressure on a vet to get it right.
People say 'It was God's will' when Granny dies,
but they get *angry* when they lose a cow."
- Terry Pratchett
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