Vietnam Syndrome?

From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Dec 1, 2001 8:35 PM

Why the fuck can't we fight a war with Scotland or something. Keeping
track of Phan Van Phuc and Phnang Ptang and all that was bad enough in
the 70's. But now we got Jalalabad and Mazar-i-Sharif and Tora Bora and
all that.

Just once I'd like to see that we were sending marines to Johnsonville
or Columbus, you know, place names that aren't tongue twisters. And now
it looks like we have to throw Israeli names into the mix, too.

Fuck them all. It makes it difficult for a decent racist to conduct his
business to have to learn all these damn foreign languages. We ought to
find some disease that wipes out whole civilizations that speak
languages where the words end up in vowels more than 20% of the time.
Even fucking stamp collectors have no idea where the hell these places
are!

Either that, or start another Civil War. Only, stay away from the
Indian named places this time like Chicamauga or Chattanooga. Then we
can have a war Americans can enjoy. Places that are PLACES and not just
tents or dungheaps in the sand. Well, you get the idea...

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Subject: Re: Vietnam Syndrome?
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

>>And Scotland? Here's their language!!!

As an uninformed racist, I must apologize. I had no idea Scots had
anything more than just a brogue.

No, we have to find someone decent to fight with. IMBJR lives in
England, so I didn't want to have a go at them again, let bygones be
bygones. But then, I don't particularly care for Canada! That's it,
the English speaking part of Canada.

"Donald Rumsfeld announced today that marines were forming a forward
base near Niagara Falls. Nearly 1,000 marines are readying themselves
for an assault to capture the last Canadian stronghold of Hamilton. US
Jets bombed St. Catherines and have cordoned off the Welland Canal,
inspecting each passing ship for Canadian militants trying to escape to
Buffalo."

Oh damn, purity is hard, Buffalo is probably one of them native Indian
words. So is Toronto, which is why they are assaulting Hamilton. Ok,
instead of Buffalo, let's make it Dunkirk. Ahh.

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PS oh shit, Niagara is "native" too. Racism is SO HARD!

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