Usama Bin Laden Tape!!!

From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Dec 13, 2001 9:20 PM

I think I will wait to buy this until the Collector's Edition DVD (6
channel DTS sound) is released with the director's commentary and the
outtakes, plus all the alternate endings, and the Farsi, Pashto, Dari,
Arabic, French, German, Japanese, and Urdu soundtracks.

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PS, or I could just go and read Revelations once again! Either X or the
one written by those other guys.
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Subject: Re: Usama Bin Laden Tape!!!
From: "Col. Sphinx Drummond" <sphinx@subgenius.com>

The guy is a bum, he takes no pride in personal appearance. Allah commands
that the body is the temple of the lord and Osama completely ignores him and
makes a video in a bath robe with a towel wrapped around his head. There's
no cool background music, there's no quick camera cuts, or pop-up bubble
captions?!?!?!? What kind of media circus is that guy runnin? If he wants to
look like a pro he ought to dress like a pro. He ought to take that towel
off his head and splash some water on it and rub it on his body, then get a
clean shave and haircut... and put on a business suit dammit!

-Col Sphinx Drummond TWSR
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Subject: Re: Usama Bin Laden Tape!!!
From: "NeuroManson" <1llabruf@tsewq.ten>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Dec 14, 2001 10:11 AM
Message-ID: <ZEoS7.48948$ER5.615628@rwcrnsc52>

I still want to see the omitted footage of him getting ripped on opium,
dancing in his underwear to 'Old Time Rock & Roll" (he's really funny trying
to play air guitar on his SKS rifle, especially when it accidentally goes
off), then singing karaoke and whacking off to confiscated porn...

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Subject: Re: Usama Bin Laden Tape!!!
From: König Prüß, GfbAEV <saurkraut@weinerschnitzle.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Dec 14, 2001 9:53 AM

Funny! I thought that he was going for a Fidel living in the mountains thing,
and the Prophet Mohammed lived in a cave without clothes for a while during
His exile and struggles. There was a story in the Koran that a Black Widow
Spider spun clothes of silk for The Prophet, so bin Laden might appear but
better dressed after Ramadan.

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