The Three Wise Terrorists.

From: Tesla Coil <tescoil@irtc.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Dec 3, 2001 9:39 PM
Message-ID: <3C0C364C.19CA351B@irtc.net>

Not long ago, driving through a small town, I saw this
lifesize nativity scene by the highway--it's out there
every year, but this time, thought in passing, "heh,
that one wise man looks kinda like Osama Bin Laden."

Went through the town again a couple days later;
the three wise men weren't there anymore.

I've since noticed a few times, three kings and a
lamb visiting Baby Jesus, Mother Mary and Joseph on
suburban lawns--three wise men were not attending.

I don't typically pay enough attention to nativity
scenes to say if this is unusual, and maybe there's
a completely 'nother explanation for this besides
Pinktriotic Americans not wanting bearded plastic
ragheads in their yard this year. Maybe they're
saying rich leaders and sheep are what's important,
and interlectuals take up too much space. Maybe
the recession--the three wise men couldn't afford
to be giving away gold, frankincense and myrrh to
infant messiahs this year, and wisely stayed home.

Anyone else getting this absent wise men thing?
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Subject: Re: The Three Wise Terrorists.
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Mon, Dec 3, 2001 10:09 PM

Oh, dang. Now I GOT to get me some turbanned wise men
and either put their heads on "Rambo" doll bodies, or
paint bandoleros on them and give them little plastic
AK-47s. How about "Three Wise Men" flying a 747 to
Bethlehem? "Three Wise Men" in a bio lab?

--
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There is no nu-monet there is only Zuul.
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"What I love about truly pathetic people
is they always think they can ARGUE YOU
into liking them." -- Joe Cosby
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Subject: Re: The Three Wise Terrorists.
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Dec 3, 2001 10:52 PM
Message-ID: <6ED7E5F959AF9EB6.23922360D7629600.679219FCCF91D211@lp.airnews.net>

TC:
>>Anyone else getting this absent wise men thing?

I'm still trying to find a raghead NAMED Mary or Joseph. Or Jesus, for
that matter. I mean with all his kids, dontcha think if those were good
diapernoggin names, he'd have a Jesus Bin Laden or a Joseph Bin Laden or
even Mary Bin Laden? Or all three?

You don't think Xtianity has been yanking everybody's chain all these
years, do you?

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Subject: Re: The Three Wise Terrorists.
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Dec 4, 2001 3:56 PM
Message-ID: <20011204155614.07832.00000002@mb-fl.aol.com>

>Oh, dang. Now I GOT to get me some turbanned wise men
>and either put their heads on "Rambo" doll bodies, or
>paint bandoleros on them and give them little plastic
>AK-47s. How about "Three Wise Men" flying a 747 to
>Bethlehem? "Three Wise Men" in a bio lab?
>

Three wise men being tortured by the CIA!

Three wisemen are being rounded up and placed in front of military tribunals as
we speak!

"How do you plead?'

(silence)

"Oh afarid to talk eh!? Well my two assistansts Special Agents Knuckles and
Guido will help you remember!"

MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"Just think, the next time I shoot someone I could get arrested!"

Lt. Frank Dredin, "The Naked Gun"
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Subject: Re: The Three Wise Terrorists.
From: mshotz@aol.comnospam (James T. Rex King of the Monsters)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Dec 4, 2001 3:58 PM
Message-ID: <20011204155805.07832.00000003@mb-fl.aol.com>

>> You aren't funny. You do know, of course, that MAry, Joseph and even Jesus
>are
>> all translations and not the names they were given at birth.
>
> No way man, if it's in the Bible it's a-gotta be the TRUUUUUTH!!!

Mary's real name was Jessabelle

Joespehs real name was Cletus

And Jesus' real name was Ivan Stang
MSHOTZ: The Post Post Modern Man

"Just think, the next time I shoot someone I could get arrested!"

Lt. Frank Dredin, "The Naked Gun"

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