Subject: Re: JOHN ASSCRUFT SUCKS MY DOODY

From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Dec 8, 2001 6:27 PM

In article <49b3655d.0112070745.4b30e528@posting.google.com>, Rev.
Lemuel Atom <slaac@yahoo.com> wrote:

> iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org> wrote in message
> news:<730079A9D49CE603.4B9928C16A53E576.E999CED994845DA5@lp.airnews.net>...
> > I used to feel as you until I read the fine print and found out they are
> > only stripping the "rights" of FUCKING FOREIGNERS! Not one (red
> > blooded) American (of non middle eastern origin) has one thing to worry
> > about. Just the ones most of us never wanted here in the first place!
>
> Uh, hello? It'll only take a small amount of whiteout to change
> "FUCKING FOREIGNERS" to "FUCKING NONCONFORMISTS" and then your sorry
> ass may be in the sling, laughing boy. Take a look at the
> Constitution sometime, whydontcha. It doesn't make any "Bob"damn
> distinction between "FUCKING FOREIGNERS" and "GOOD OLD MINDLESS
> CONFORMIST CITIZENS" such as yourself. The Administration is reaming
> the Constitution, but sheeple such as your own bad self seem content
> to stand by and let it get reamed as long as they don't think it
> applies to them. Shit, you ever hear of the Conspiracy, boy? How
> about the old scam known as "bait and switch"? Yet here you go,
> SUPPORTING the Con in its latest bait and switch because you don't
> think it applies to you, or that it only applies to people you are
> prejudiced against. Got news for you Meester, John Ashcroft HATES
> YOUR FUCKING GUTS just as much as you FUCKING HATE "furriners."
>
> > Of course, let them turn their attentions to good Americans, and then
> > I'll cuss them out just like you. This IS war, and they could win, and
> > that's really our only "choice" for the forseeable future. Save the
> > bleeding heart for afterward, when we go back to worrying about dot coms
> > again. If ever.
>
> Yoo-hoo, they only way THEY could WIN is when "good Americans" tacitly
> support the traitorous power grab that the FedGovCon is pulling in the
> name of this undeclared war. Feh.
>
> HOLD IT!
>
> Hey, maybe you really didn't MEAN all that shit! It MUST be satire.

What, you think a SubGenius would say something deliberately outrageous
just to yank another SubGenius's string, maybe to see how high it'd
jump? That a... a SUBGENIUS... would say something that it didn't
actually MEAN literally, just as part of some esoteric sociological
experiment?

It's a madhouse! A MADHOOOOUUUUUSE!!

(Stang is fire-hosed down by Eloi captors)

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