Re: Anthrax True Story

From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Oct 9, 2001 8:12 PM

>>for letters to get back and forth to them. But still... a little
>>paranoia lingered. Wouldn't that be a great way to spread spores,
>>sealed in a plastic bag, which will be subsequently torn open? Then
>>you leaf through a journal, each fanned page kicking up vortices of
>>air, spreading the spores?
>
>A couple of years ago, several abortion clinics received envelopes in
>the mail containing brown powder, and letters stating that the brown
>powder was actually anthrax. This caused a brief scare, though
>fortunately it was a hoax. I never heard if the perpetrator was
>caught.
>

Can we get anthrax from that possum that climbed into the
attic and died?

Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!
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From: wbarwell@starbase.neosoft.com (William Barwell)

In article <6WAw7.169$_S1.73184@monger.newsread.com>,
Rabbi Jacklyn Hyde <rabbs@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
>"John Starrett" <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu> wrote in message
>news:3BC26DF0.9F2A7F87@carbon.cudenver.edu...
>> I have a subscription to the Journal of Sciences of the Islamic
>> Republic of Iran. I didn't subscribe, but I've reviewed papers for
>> them in the past, so I have had a courtesy subscription for a couple
>> of years.
>
>Iran is the last country you need to worry about. Their form of Islam
>(Shiia) has been at war with the Taliban's / Bin Laden's (Sunni) since
>Mohommed died and there was a struggle for power. In other words, Iran is
>an unlikely ally against Afghanistan and the meshugna terrorists.

In the last two years, I ran has lost about 4000 people
in a running war against Afghani heroin smugglers.
Some smuggler caravans have included several dozen trucks
with anti-aircraft missles, RPGs and machine guns.

This I think counts for full scale terrorism about
as much ass anything else.

Pope Charles
SubGenius Pope of Houston
Slack!
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From: John Starrett <jstarret@carbon.cudenver.edu>

William Barwell wrote:
> Can we get anthrax from that possum that climbed into the
> attic and died?

Always looking for a bargain, you cheap s.o.b. Why don't you get
anthrax from the Quickie Mart like everyone else? Sides, that possum
ought to be about ripe by now, and it'd be a shame to waste it tryin
to shake off them spores..

--
John Starrett
"We have nothing to fear but the scary stuff."
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Subject: Re: A True Story
From: slaac@yahoo.com (Rev. Lemuel Atom)

Man, I don't know why everyone's so worked up about Anthrax. I saw
them with M.O.D. a coupla years ago at the Pigeontoed Orangepeel and
they fuckin' ROCKED. Sure, they've gone a little downhill since Joey
Belladonna got the boot, but they've still got a helluva stage show.
Shit, from what I've seen of Florida what with all the miserable
retirees and idjit tourists, it could use a bunch more Anthrax, and
maybe some Megadeth too. RAWK 'N' ROLL!!!!!

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