Subject: Poll: Are You A Dumbshit?

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Thu, Nov 8, 2001 5:50 PM
Message-ID: <3BEB0C39.5ECB@succeeds.com>

http://www.zogby.com/news/ReadNews.dbm?ID=501

Zogby.com "America at War" Daily Tracking Poll Reveals:
Majority of Americans say nuclear weapons would
be effective in war against terrorism

A majority of Americans say the use of "strategic
nuclear weapons" would be effective in the war against
terrorism, with one-in-three saying "very effective,"
latest Zogby.com "America at War" daily tracking poll
results show...

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Extrapolating from this, I think we can clearly state
that a majority of Americans believe that if the earth
was torn from its stable orbit into an unstable one
that resulted in alternatively freezing and roasting
the surface of the planet, until the orbit decayed
enough to pull the earth into the corona of the sun
where it would vaporize like a drop of water on a skillet,
it would likewise have a detrimental effect on terrorism.

The opinion of the minority of Americans participating
in the poll reportedly consisted of the firm hope that
Keanu Reeves wouldn't fuck up the upcoming "Lord of the
Rings" movie, like he had so many others. The smallest
group polled asked "So what's for dinner?"

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Subject: Re: Poll: Are You A Dumbshit?
From: König Prüß, GfbAEV <saurkraut@weinerschnitzle.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

Thinking about the unthinkable--

Hey! I'm ready for this! I've been getting ready for it for a loooong time!

Let's rock!

14/88!

Fuck them if they can't take a joke! And fuck them if they can.
Either way, fuck them. My World now!

Send me thirty bucks, than yew vewy much.
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Subject: Re: Poll: Are You A Dumbshit?
From: opalpeacok@aol.com.de.it (Salacia the Overseer)

I'm a dumbshit and I say it's about time we nuked him into the sun! The man
bombs every time he walks in front of a camera! He's ruined most of mExcept for
that lawyer movie. Attorney's aren't supposed to have souls. Except for St.
Marc the Perpetually Amused, he's got SSsssooul.

Headmistress Salacia the Overseer
Branch Salacians
Director of Programming & Keeper of the Seven Squeals,
http://www.members.aol.com/opalpeacok/TheCompound.html
Pilgrims are scarier than Santa

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