I'm a terrorist

From: "Xenu" <xenu4231@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Dec 9, 2001 10:44 PM

According to the head of the NAZI United State regime's SS, John Ashcroft,
anyone that questions or challenges Adolph Bush Hitler's anti-terror agenda
IS
a terrorist per his statement before the Senate on Friday.
SO, since I seriously question that agenda, I guess I'm a terrorist; along
with many Senators and Representatives that also question and challenges the
agenda. Come on you little toads, haul my ass before one of your secret
military trials
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Subject: Re: I'm a terrorist
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Dec 9, 2001 10:53 PM
Message-ID: <3C1431D6.36F4@succeeds.com>

Xenu wrote:
>
> ...Come on you little toads, haul my ass before one
> of your secret military trials.

Duh, you're not a *special* terrorist. You don't merit
one of them snazzy military tribunals. You just get a
bullet in the back of your head, execution style, and a
write up in the local paper headlined: "LOCAL MAN SHOT
TO DEATH WHILE TRYING TO BUY CRACK, police later find
child porn on his computer and bomb-making materials in
his home". No services will be held and you will be
buried in an unmarked landfill. Welcome to the club.

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There is no nu-monet there is only Zuul.
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The Anti-Limerick, by nu-monet:

There was a young man with an orange,
Who kept that there orange for a month,
It didn't turn silver,
It turned kinda purple,
And that there was one spoiled orange.
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Subject: Re: I'm a terrorist
From: "Xenu" <xenu4231@hotmail.com>

COOL I'M FAMOUS NOW
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Subject: Re: I'm a terrorist
From: iDRMRSR <alex.i.thymia@depression.org>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Dec 9, 2001 11:01 PM
Message-ID: <237ECEF12BEF35FA.5E47E690B45285CC.A29EDC86654AE4D1@lp.airnews.net>

nu-monet:

>>"LOCAL MAN SHOT
TO DEATH WHILE TRYING TO BUY CRACK, police later find
child porn on his computer and bomb-making materials in
his home".<<

Hey, Nu, as much as I hate to criticize a fellow SubG, that scenario,
while plausible, isn't going to put you at the head of Black Ops 101
class over in Langley. This is more like what's going to happen to
Xenu:

http://www.newsnet5.com/news/1105192/detail.html

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Subject: Re: I'm a terrorist
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

Hah! Only if he's lucky. More likely they would want to
keep him for "later."

http://www.snopes2.com/disney/disney.htm

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$
There is no nu-monet there is only Zuul.
$
The Anti-Limerick, by nu-monet:

There was a young man with an orange,
Who kept that there orange for a month,
It didn't turn silver,
It turned kinda purple,
And that there was one spoiled orange.
$

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