get off your asses and do something you're terrified of

From: tarzAuntBea@PootingHat.com (scabs)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Oct 25, 2001 9:25 PM

regret someday if you don't. Probably soon.

ain't no world coming that will make you glad you didn't risk your
neck when you had the chance.

Or do you just want to play it safe in the hope that you can live long
enough to be ignored by your so-called loved ones, gargle lung butter
and piss all over a heating pad in a Nursing Ho... I mean "Managed
Care Facility" or whatever they're calling those things these days?
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From: "Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus" <RevSExmortus@nyc.rr.com>

Or at least scare the crap out of someone else.

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From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>
>
> Or do you just want to play it safe in the hope that you can live long
> enough to be ignored by your so-called loved ones, gargle lung butter
> and piss all over a heating pad in a Nursing Ho... I mean "Managed
> Care Facility" or whatever they're calling those things these days?

That doesn't sound so bad, actually. I've almost gotten TIRED of doing
things I'm terrified of. Or maybe I just got bored with being scared. I
have a sinking feeling I might yet get some more chances to be REALLY
SCARED AS SHIT AGAIN, though... but, the only thing we have to stampede
us is panic itself.

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