Everything Explained! We Got Pictures!

From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Oct 13, 2001 6:07 PM

(too bad this isn't a binary group)

[PIC 1]
Osama bin Laden as a Yale undergraduate, standing
next to his roomate Jeb Bush.

[PIC 2]
Osama celebrating in bar after induction into
"Skull and Bones" Society. Seen here with
girlfriend Natasha Putin, niece of lawyer
Vladimir Putin.

[PIC 3]
Osama, George Jr. and Jeb attendin a "book circle"
hosted by Salman Rushdie.

[PIC 4]
Bush family BBQ showing Barbara Bush hugging Osama,
while Neil and George, Jr. try to break pinata.
George Bush Sr. is working the BBQ.

[PIC 5]
Osama holding the body of Natasha Putin after she
is gunned down by terrorists at the 1975 Vienna
OPEC conference.

[PIC 6]
Osama receiving a commission from Pope John Paul II
as a commander of the new Order of Knights Templar
to destroy Islam once and for all.

As these pictures show, there is far more to this
than meets the eye.

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