Can't We All Just Get Along?? by Philo

From: "Philo at Hotmail" <philodrummond@hotmail.com>
Date: Sat, Oct 27, 2001 2:10 AM

This is just my opinion and opinions are like assholes, most of them stink,
some have dingleberries, some have running sores and viscous discharges, and
some are just plain sweet and truthfull like mine. But what the hell do I
know. Its seems to me that at the bottom of this War or No War issue is a
basic truth. There is never a justifiable reason for war. Never. Not even in
the following circumstances.

1. Your property is destroyed. No more Patrio-Psychotic-Anarcho-Materialism.
You shouldn't own property anyway, that's just plain bad.
2. You are robbed of you and your ancestors often hard-fought but
none-the-less naturally selected ascendancy, free-will and competitive
pre-dominance.
3. Your precious "human rights" are laughable jokes of some forgotten bad
idea. Our Institutions: Coded messages designed to disadvantage those least
capable.
4. Your wife and children are slowly tortured, and killed as you helplessly
look on. Suck it up, big guy.
5. Your country is attacked by terrorists who hate everything about Western
Civilization and culture and will settle for nothing less than your complete
annihiliation.
6. Your countrymen are slaughtered for no reason. Their families, property
and enterprise destroyed and forgotten as anything more than a commercial
icon designed to sell flags.
7. Your common good and general welfare are forgotten dreams now.
8. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness is defined by the World's
Lowest Common Denominator.
9. All Western civilization is destroyed and the clock turned back to a 7th
century religious debate.
10. Your safety and security are not guaranteed and you have no right to
them.
11. etc.

There is no justifiable reason for war. Not ever. Please quit asking.

There is no reason (for us) to ever willfully inflict harm upon another
person. Not even in the case of one's self preservation, not even for the
denial of life and liberty, home and property because we don't deserve such
things anymore. The fact that we ever had them was proof that we took
advantage of someone to get them.

Nobody deverves anything they have. It's all misgotten gain, anyway. Admit
it. You don't deserve anything you have. We're a society of crooks. Nobody
earns their money honestly from the use of their own labor and intellect.
Its a lie if they deny it.

No matter how great the perceived mis-slight may be, nothing could ever make
up for all the years of accumulated, undeserved and illicitly acquired
advantage you have as a member of western civilization.

If you're a member of Western Culture, you are just as guilty as any
individual country and or corporation and your undeserved advantage must be
relinquished at once. Please burn you possessions and then jump into the
fire. Just try to die so you will no longer be a burden to this decadent
undeserving culture of hateful. It would be best if you left no corpse
because then you would just make some other underserving asshole have to
clean up after you and thereby continue to expand this hideous culture,
continuing to stifle, rip-off and suck the very life out of other more
deserving, albeit less advanced, based on our definition of advanced which
is in itself inherently bogus.

Can't you people just face it, we're bad, bad, bad. And we've had our time.
Just like the Romans and the English. Now it's time for someone better and
more deserving to step up and help dissassemble our way of life and pass the
leavings out to those we stole them from in the first place. It would be
fruitless for us to help out because you know being as close to it as we are
and as mean and cynical as well as sentimental and nostalgic as we are
naturally it would be practically impossible for us to help out in any
unbiased way.

Now. I know I hate you as much as I hate me and the rest of you, too, and I
know you hate me almost as much as you hate yourselves. But no matter how
much we hate each other for being as mean and advantaged and more
competitive than those other cultures, we can never hate us more than they
hate us thus proving that even if we thought that our culture and way of
life was worth saving, we wouldn't do it, because it just wouldn't be fair
to those people who hate us and want us to die so bad. And no matter what
they say about us, we are fair minded.
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On 27 Oct 2001 21:49:14 -0700, speaker616@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr.
Lt. Chaos Israel) wrote:
> >
> >Considering who you are, and what you've done for this Church, this
> >hurts like hell. I gotta do it, though.
> >
> >*plonk*

The Battousai <cuthulu@shreve.net> wrote:
>
> Plugging your ears to the truth.

I shall treasure that exchange forever. Philo didn't have to flap his
one old gnarly wing very hard at all to go right over both of ya'll's
punkin-heads.

-- From: "Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com>

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Subject: Re: Can't We All Just Get Along??
From: lyonderboy666@hotmail.com (Anti Pope Lupus of SI)

"Philo at Hotmail" <philodrummond@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<wdsC7.75998$gT6.39084013@news1.rdc1.sfba.home.com>...
> This is just my opinion and opinions are like assholes, most of them stink,
> some have dingleberries, some have running sores and viscous discharges, and
> some are just plain sweet and truthfull like mine. But what the hell do I
> know. Its seems to me that at the bottom of this War or No War issue is a
> basic truth. There is never a justifiable reason for war. Never. Not even in
> the following circumstances.

I'd be lying, Philo, if I said I didn't get a momentary shock upon
reading the next passage. I swore they'd never get me here, and you
had to go and fuck up my good track record. Then again, I guess
there's a reason you're Philo.

The following paragraphs were less subtle, though. With each passing
one, the "Andy Kaufman" approach eased up a little. Jesus, you know I
almost wrote an unpleasant follow up? Shouldn't even be admitting
this shit.

But then again, credit where credit is due.
Bravo. You had me. For a moment.
Next time I see ya at Xday, we hafta have a
conversation about something other than hard lemonade.

Keep up the good work.

-APLY
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Subject: Re: Can't We All Just Get Along??
From: speaker616@hotmail.com (The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel)

"Rev. Ivan Stang" <stang@subgenius.com> wrote in message news:<281020011350457034%stang@subgenius.com>...
>
>
> I shall treasure that exchange forever. Philo didn't have to flap his
> one old gnarly wing very hard at all to go right over both of ya'll's
> punkin-heads.

It *is* Halloween, after all.

--
Chaos.

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