12.10.01 - WTF?!?!

From: "Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus" <RevSExmortus@nyc.rr.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Dec 10, 2001 6:42 PM
Message-ID: <kLbR7.197883$XA5.31714137@typhoon.nyc.rr.com>

12.10.01 - What is this? What's going on people? Someone please fill me in.
What am I talking about? I'll tell ya. See, since sept. 11th I have had
trouble sleeping. I've done everything that I was told, sleeping pills
helped, and not watching the news helped. I have been back to normal
sleeping patterns for a few weeks now and my news exposure has been very
limiting as I don't care to know anything that might make me restless.

So I log on to the newsgroups this morning and see a post "I am a
terrorist!". Thinking that this person is crazy for posting such a thing
and that it had to be some kind of joke, I read the post. Basically it was
quoting something that John Ashcroft had said on the news this past weekend.
I think he said that anyone who questions Bush's anti-terrorist agenda is a
terrorist. So this person was responding to that statement saying that he
must be a terrorist because he questions Bush's agenda.

Well god dammit, I stop watching the news for a couple of weeks only to find
out that the rug is being pulled out from under my feet. I too question Bush
's agenda and all these new terrorist laws that are cutting our civil
liberties into shreds. I question almost everything! Does that make me a
terrorist? Hell no! I question John Ashcroft's statement. Does that make me
a candidate for investigation? As a matter of fact I question the entire
government's existence. Especially because of all these new anti-terrorist
laws. We are being duped. We are no longer free. And I for one will fight
for my freedoms even if it means I am a terrorist. After this post, I dunno
how much time I'll have left. They'll see this and put me under
investigation right away if they haven't already. So know this. What ever
they say about me is a lie. I do not have binary codes on my computer that
are organized in an illegal fashion (I never really believed that a bunch of
0's and 1's could be arranged in such a way as to make them illegal). I have
no child-porn or top secret pentagon information. I am not a hacker. I do
not have warez. I am not a drug trafficker, I am not a pimp, murderer, thief
or fugitive. What I think about anyone's agenda is my freedom of thought. I
can think what ever I want and usually do. I will not stand by and left some
jerk-off home land security bitch tell me that what I think makes me a
terrorist. He is the real terrorist invoking fear in the people of this
country.

I question YOU Mr. Asscroft. I question YOU nad everyone who agrees with
YOU! YOU ARE THE TERRORIST and I will not stand for it!

Anything you say about me is a lie! I am not what you think. I am not a
terrorist. I am a free thinking animal that lives on this planet that YOU
DON'T OWN! I am a free child of the universe. Your threats don't mean shit.
Arrest me, kill me, lie about me, turn the world against me and I shall
still win because nothing you or anyone else can do means a god damned thing
in the entire scheme of things. Unfortunately, you will make many lives
miserable while you live. But the day you die, you will atone for your sins
against humanity and freedom, much in the same way the terrorist will. And
no I don't truly believe in that, but you do and that's what will make you
suffer.

Sincerely yours, forever Bob's,

The Reverend Sinphaltimus Exmortus
First Ever Digital Church of Mind Slack
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