Subject: Dear SubGenius Casting Director...

From: "The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel" <walker555@MailAndNews.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Apr 28, 2001 8:36 PM

alt.slack: the movie.

Starring Matthew Broderick as the Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel.

Anyone else?

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The Rev. Dr. Lt. Chaos Israel
False Overman in training.
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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Casting Director...
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>

Dr. K'tanden Legume as Godzilla

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From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.comquat>

and joe cosby as... "the beaver".

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From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>

Well and good. Well and good. But now we're faced with the task
of casting someone to play Huey, and you KNOW that's gonna require
some MAJOR gene splicing.

Preliminary combined candidates include:

Danny DeVitto (for his A-type character "Louie DePalma" from Taxi)

Drew Carey (to add some needed hulk and bulk)

Christopher Lloyd (for HIS character from Taxi, "Jim Ignatowski")

Patrick McGowan (for sheer Shakespearean theatrical presence (in fact,
let's get McGowan hopped up on goofballs just to up the intensity))

And finally, a dash of Chris Farley (more hulk 'n' bulk, PLUS insanity)

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From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)
>
>and joe cosby as... "the beaver".
>

June: "Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on The Beaver
last night?"

>
>
>--
>http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc2795.html

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http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com

He who controls vocabulary controls thought.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein

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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Casting Director...
From: none@yerbiz.com (Legume)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Apr 29, 2001 11:53 AM
Message-ID: <Xns90927919D3F0ACortezLegume18465086@24.12.106.199>

Artemia Salina wrote:

>
>Well and good. Well and good. But now we're faced with the task
>of casting someone to play Huey, and you KNOW that's gonna require
>some MAJOR gene splicing.

Fuck that. I vote Mr.T plays Huey.
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Dr. K. "Cortez" Legume

Looking for the New World
and the Palace in the Sun
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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Casting Director...
From: Hulkturds@crappagammabrick.ouch (HellPope Huey)

In article <3AEBB55A.CFCD52F2@sheayright.com>, Artemia Salina
<y2k@sheayright.com> wrote:

Fuck you, I been played enough. Gimme the real deal or I'm a-gonna leave
toothmarks on all sorts of places and they'll be so severe, there'll be no
doubt as to the NON-sexual intent of the wounds. ANw, lemme just play
myself, I have more practice and I need the money to make it to Brushwood
anyway.

Not to mention a nice iMac, a G3-emulator expansion card with a Gb of RAM
onboard and 2 Korg 0/1RW modules so I can make that CD and send several of
the similarly-broke faithful to an X-Day to be named later, IF we survive
THIS one, that is. For THAT, I'd dress up and play LIL! No tongue, though.

HellPope Huey, hellpopehuey@subgenius.com
Imagine the Flash in overalls and a straw hat

"You'd be like a superhero
if you didn't drive such a crappy car."
- "Nikki"

"You'll have to walk her,
she won't go in her own yard."
"I'm the same way."
- "King of the Hill"

"I think black people should get reparations
for Michael Bolton albums."
- John Fuglesang
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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Casting Director...
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@404infomagic.com>

Ron Jeremy.

as SOMEBODY.

make him keep his clothes on, PLEASE.
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Subject: Re: Dear SubGenius Casting Director...
From: joecosby@SPAMBLOCKmindspring.com (Joe Cosby)

"Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com> hunched over a computer, typing
feverishly;
thunder crashed, "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com> laughed madly,
then wrote:

>
>Yeah, I saw this special on him, he's really sick. He got this great house
>in this exclusive neighborhood, and his neighbors all treat him mean because
>they think he's just a "posturing negro". He cut down all these trees on
>his property and they all complained and made his life hell, but he was
>like, hey they're MY trees, I can cut them down if I want. Plus, you know,
>you have to pay extra tax for every tree you own, and with medical bills the
>way they are... People shouldn't mess with Mr T. He made a whole
>generation happy with his on-screen antics, and that's more than any of his
>snooty tree-hugging neighbors can say.
>

Well I just thought it was weird ... what kind of cancer does Mr. T
get? T-Cell lymphoma ... get it?

I mean, proving once and for all that YHVH-1 has a kinda dark sense of
humor ...

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Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence
by means of language.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein

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