Are X-Men SubGenii?

From: ren <ren@netgoths.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 17, 2000 8:16 PM

The parallels are striking!
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Subject: Re: Are X-Men SubGenii?
From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob)

ren, we like you,

but,

please don't tell us about your tounge.

--
"And "Thou Shallt Not Steal My Slack" shall be the whole of the law"
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Subject: Re: Are X-Men SubGenii?
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack

I think you are confusing X-Men with Xists.

In any event, it's impolite to ask SubGenii
about their mutations. However, if they
volunteer information, then you can make
fun of them.
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Subject: Re: Are X-Men SubGenii?
From: doktor roxor <roxor@hackermail.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jul 17, 2000 11:09 PM
Message-ID: <fhp7nsocmofcrmfp4esl3sb5djj4n1ve5h@4ax.com>

.
>
>In any event, it's impolite to ask SubGenii
>about their mutations. However, if they
>volunteer information, then you can make
>fun of them.

okay, what if we're not mutated?

how can we get that way?

would removing the protective mesh screen from the microwave door help
any?

--
"she turns herself round and she smiles and she says,
this is it, that's the end of the joke." --psychedelic furs
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Subject: Re: Are X-Men SubGenii?
From: HellPope Huey X <radiopopeNOraSPAM@hotmail.com.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 18, 2000 9:45 PM
Message-ID: <25e16634.bb4edc18@usw-ex0104-028.remarq.com>

I think he's got it backwards. Most SubGenii ARE "X-Men" of one
sort or another. I mean, we got yer pyroflatulation, yer time
control, yer mind control, yer schizophreniatrics, yer
multi-tongued transspeakers, yer way-beyond-the-norm manipulation
of electronics, yer chameleon skills that allow us to "pass"
amongst the Norms, yer ability to replicate frop buds with no
apparent outside power source other than The Pipe itself, yer
sex-mesmer gifts and more than just a few with TAILS.

Now as to MARKETING all that crap for any real gain beyond the
payments on Stang's van and the payroll for Jesus et al, I dunno,
but I feel pretty damned sure there's a whole LOTTA mutation
goin' on there. Either that or somethin' really BAD is going on
in my pants. Beyond the usual, I mean.

HellPope Huey,
...and the fits just keep on comin!

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger.
Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die."
- Mel Brooks

"More than any time in history, mankind now faces a crossroads.
One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness,
the other to total extinction.
Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
- Woody Allen

Straddlin' a line 'tweenst a stiffy and Death,
Good LAWD, "Bob" knows I'm a GREAT big mess! But I paid $30, got
my Sex Goddess and -you know the rest!-
EIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI$
30$30$30$30$30$30

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Subject: Re: Are X-Men SubGenii?
From: monsterwax@aol.com (Monsterwax)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Jul 18, 2000 11:35 PM
Message-ID: <20000719013544.00969.00000684@ng-fd1.aol.com>

I though the most famous mutated subgenius members were all dicks.

(Insert Bevis snicker here.)
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Subject: Re: Are X-Men SubGenii?
From: Sister Decadence <decadence@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 19, 2000 10:39 AM
Message-ID: <9cmbnssngsm9m7no03pm4ccj3ilin6c68p@4ax.com>

On Tue, 18 Jul 2000 20:45:40 -0700, HellPope Huey X said in alt.slack:

>
> I think he's got it backwards. Most SubGenii ARE "X-Men" of one
>sort or another. I mean, we got yer pyroflatulation, yer time
>control, yer mind control, yer schizophreniatrics, yer
>multi-tongued transspeakers, yer way-beyond-the-norm manipulation
>of electronics, yer chameleon skills that allow us to "pass"
>amongst the Norms, yer ability to replicate frop buds with no
>apparent outside power source other than The Pipe itself, yer
>sex-mesmer gifts and more than just a few with TAILS.
>
> Now as to MARKETING all that crap for any real gain beyond the
>payments on Stang's van and the payroll for Jesus et al, I dunno,
>but I feel pretty damned sure there's a whole LOTTA mutation
>goin' on there. Either that or somethin' really BAD is going on
>in my pants. Beyond the usual, I mean.

Magneto is right.
Slaughter the merehumes and normals
before they get you!

Sister Decadence
Goodwill Ambassador
Church of the Subgenius
http://www.subgenius.com
http://www.walkingdead.net/~quijibo/sister_d

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Subject: Re: Are X-Men SubGenii?
From: absent <absentNOabSPAM@wcnet.org.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 19, 2000 12:58 PM
Message-ID: <01225440.97586ad1@usw-ex0102-084.remarq.com>

ren <ren@netgoths.com> wrote:
>
>The parallels are striking!
>
>
>
>
Persecution complex

dumb soap opera lives

enfeebled heirarchy

Members have drinking problems

The consitent putting off of the end of the world

yup!

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Subject: Re: Are X-Men SubGenii?
From: absent <absentNOabSPAM@wcnet.org.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Jul 19, 2000 1:01 PM
Message-ID: <0ac230ae.9805c205@usw-ex0102-084.remarq.com>

nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
>ren wrote:
>>
>> The parallels are striking!
>
>I think you are confusing X-Men with Xists.
>
>In any event, it's impolite to ask SubGenii
>about their mutations

Since when?? We are supposed to take PRIDE in our mutations. You
bastards are just too damned SQUEEMISH to handle REAL mutants
when you see em.
Hell, most of you probably still freak out at the site of
undigested food or the mention of "poo". Just cuz I have a
repeating revolver barrlled asshole rocket launcher, you don't
have to be jealous!

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Subject: Re: Are X-Men SubGenii?
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Wed, Jul 19, 2000 1:52 PM
Message-ID: <3976071A.3936@succeeds.com>

absent wrote:
>
> nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
> >ren wrote:
> >>
> >> The parallels are striking!
> >
> >I think you are confusing X-Men with Xists.
> >
> >In any event, it's impolite to ask SubGenii
> >about their mutations
>
> Since when?? We are supposed to take PRIDE in our mutations. You
> bastards are just too damned SQUEEMISH to handle REAL mutants
> when you see em.
> Hell, most of you probably still freak out at the site of
> undigested food or the mention of "poo". Just cuz I have a
> repeating revolver barrlled asshole rocket launcher, you don't
> have to be jealous!
>

Only SubGenii who are thrilled with their newest, novel little
mutation brag about it. So what if you've go a little penii
growing out of your armpit! Stand in line! Baseball-sized
brain tumor that is oozing out your left ear and rotting,
smelling like a turnip-hamster entrails fajita wrap, so what?

Look at Onan, for example. Few would even *suspect* that his
DNA is now so grotesquely distorted as to not even form a
double helix anymore, most likely resembling the configuration
of a primeval artic lemur who had been summering in the bowels
of a Trident submarine nuclear reactor, subsisting on a diet
of chitterlings and pitbull pituitary glands.

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