From: ageddyn@minitru.org (Armand Geddyn)From: ageddyn@minitru.org (Armand Geddyn)
Begin: Phase Three of The Ministry of Truth's 14-step plan of COMPLETE MEDIA SATURATION -- the most audacious step yet!
The Official Release of Saint "N's techno-Bobbie opus, SLOGAN'S RUN!
A culmination of months of brain-breaking ArtWork, performed _entirely in secret_ in a half-dozen underground hidden Labor-atories. The Result: J.R. "Bob" Dobbs's message of ETERNAL SALVATION, LUXURIOUS SLOTH, and BONOBO OOZQUIRT, distilled into seven LOBERENDING techno/electronica tunes -- and an extra-special bonus (read: non- Bobbie) track!
Learn the inner secrets of the Church of the SubGenius, FAST, without all that time-consuming READING! We rip off* the Church so YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
As heard on The Hour of Slack, WBOB's XXX-Day radio broadcast, and countless Devival soundchecks and intermissions, Saint "N's Slogan's Run is finally available to YOU, the locked-in-your-basement-apartment maladjusted malcontent, for purchase, RIGHT NOW! ON THE INTERNET! DO IT! GAH! GAH! GAHHHHRRR!
And it makes a great stocking stuffer!
For more information, sample tracks, and ordering, visit http://www.minitru.org/slogansrun or http://saintn.iuma.com .
* As for that "rip off" part -- we only steal creatively, not financially. 15% of the purchase price goes directly to the SubGenius Foundation, PO Box 140306, Dallas, TX 75214.
Dkr. Armand Geddyn
Producer, Slogan's Run
http://www.minitru.org