Subject: {Best things about alt.slack}

From: hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 3, 2000 4:01 PM
Message-ID: <8oualv$st8$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

1) The buffet;
2) No apparent incursions by Christians or bill pee-yalmer lately;
3) The contact high;
4) The sheer love;
5) Stops to re-lube in the middle when you get dry.

HellPope Huey,
Floating On A Raft Of Bizarre Circumstance
In A Sea Of Grotesque Choices

"You must be joking...take a running jump!"
- Genesis, "Harold the Barrel"

I protect my remaining hair and nails for one good reason: voodoo. Its
binary now, but its still voodoo. One cross word with a Linux-savvy
houngan, a wave of a chicken foot, a gnawed-off thumbnail such as litter
my computer niche and the next thing you know, you're doin' the zombie
breakdance.

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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: UNBRAKO <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 3, 2000 4:52 PM
Message-ID: <39B2BA1B.15C7@subgenius.com>

Nenslo
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: "IMBJR" <imbjr@imbjr.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 3, 2000 6:18 PM
Message-ID: <8oui7m$8su$1@epos.tesco.net>

hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com wrote in message <8oualv$st8$1@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>
>
> 1) The buffet;
> 2) No apparent incursions by Christians or bill pee-yalmer lately;
> 3) The contact high;
> 4) The sheer love;
> 5) Stops to re-lube in the middle when you get dry.
>
> HellPope Huey,
> Floating On A Raft Of Bizarre Circumstance
> In A Sea Of Grotesque Choices
>
> "You must be joking...take a running jump!"
> - Genesis, "Harold the Barrel"

From a most excellent long player.

>
> I protect my remaining hair and nails for one good reason: voodoo. Its
>binary now, but its still voodoo. One cross word with a Linux-savvy
>houngan, a wave of a chicken foot, a gnawed-off thumbnail such as litter
>my computer niche and the next thing you know, you're doin' the zombie
>breakdance.
>
>1101101100110BARANOIDALCHANCROIDS110111011010HOTCHA10010110101REDHAT0110
>0101101100110PYROFLATULATION10110011001010101110BOOM11011403067521411000
>$30
>
>
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 3, 2000 8:58 PM
Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R0309002058260001@news.tiac.net>

In article <39B2BA1B.15C7@subgenius.com>, UNBRAKO <nenslo@subgenius.com> wrote:

>Nenslo

I orgee with this toast.

--
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: diana <satispassion@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Sep 3, 2000 9:32 PM
Message-ID: <8ouu3v$g71$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

1. amiable people
2. i'm learning about john waters

diana
:)

In article <8oualv$st8$1@nnrp1.deja.com>,
hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com wrote:
>
>
> 1) The buffet;
> 2) No apparent incursions by Christians or bill pee-yalmer lately;
> 3) The contact high;
> 4) The sheer love;
> 5) Stops to re-lube in the middle when you get dry.
>
> HellPope Huey,
> Floating On A Raft Of Bizarre Circumstance
> In A Sea Of Grotesque Choices
>
> "You must be joking...take a running jump!"
> - Genesis, "Harold the Barrel"
>
> I protect my remaining hair and nails for one good reason: voodoo.
Its
> binary now, but its still voodoo. One cross word with a Linux-savvy
> houngan, a wave of a chicken foot, a gnawed-off thumbnail such as
litter
> my computer niche and the next thing you know, you're doin' the zombie
> breakdance.
>
>
1101101100110BARANOIDALCHANCROIDS110111011010HOTCHA10010110101REDHAT0110
>
0101101100110PYROFLATULATION10110011001010101110BOOM11011403067521411000
> $30
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.
>

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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Sun, Sep 3, 2000 11:46 PM
Message-ID: <3p66rsknvurmb8erc8khteeouo4tlvtfmj@4ax.com>

It never closes.
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 1:15 AM
Message-ID: <8ovb60$t5n$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

In article <8ouu3v$g71$1@nnrp1.deja.com>,
diana <satispassion@my-deja.com> wrote:
> 1. amiable people
> 2. i'm learning about john waters
> > diana
> :)
> hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com wrote:
> > 1) The buffet;
> > 2) No apparent incursions by Christians or bill pee-yalmer lately;
> > 3) The contact high;
> > 4) The sheer love;
> > 5) Stops to re-lube in the middle when you get dry.
> >
You sound like my kind of girl! How about a night on the town? I
have a working car, a non-prosthetic tongue, almost all of my original
teeth, a bottle of Nyquil and 2 straws. How about it?

HellPope Huey,
Floating On A Raft Of Bizarre Circumstance
In A Sea Of Grotesque Choices

"You must be joking...take a running jump!"
- Genesis, "Harold the Barrel"

1101101100110BARANOIDALCHANCROIDS10111011010HOTCHA10010110101REDHAT0110
0101101100110PYROFLATULATION101100110101110BOOM11011403067521411000$3

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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: UNBRAKO <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 2:33 AM
Message-ID: <39B3423C.2456@subgenius.com>

diana wrote:
>
> 1. amiable people

Amiable! That does it. You are DEAD, bitch.
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 4:20 AM
Message-ID: <jom6rsk5e9jsucme4lv86ultrkvs618lvk@4ax.com>

Reason Number 30 to make alt.slack part of a balanced breakfast is
<8ovb60$t5n$1@nnrp1.deja.com> from hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com :

>In article <8ouu3v$g71$1@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> diana <satispassion@my-deja.com> wrote:
>> 1. amiable people
>> 2. i'm learning about john waters
>> > diana
>> :)
>> hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com wrote:
>> > 1) The buffet;
>> > 2) No apparent incursions by Christians or bill pee-yalmer lately;
>> > 3) The contact high;
>> > 4) The sheer love;
>> > 5) Stops to re-lube in the middle when you get dry.
>> >
> You sound like my kind of girl! How about a night on the town? I
>have a working car, a non-prosthetic tongue, almost all of my original
>teeth, a bottle of Nyquil and 2 straws. How about it?

you have nyquil?

*purrrrrrrr*

red, or the original green death flavor?

--
"i wish i could count to ten and make
everything be wonderful again." --everclear
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: diana <satispassion@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 7:04 AM
Message-ID: <8ovvjb$ico$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

never play quarters with nyquil.

just so you know. :)

In article <8ovb60$t5n$1@nnrp1.deja.com>,
hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com wrote:
> In article <8ouu3v$g71$1@nnrp1.deja.com>,
> diana <satispassion@my-deja.com> wrote:
> > 1. amiable people
> > 2. i'm learning about john waters
> > > diana
> > :)
> > hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com wrote:
> > > 1) The buffet;
> > > 2) No apparent incursions by Christians or bill pee-yalmer
lately;
> > > 3) The contact high;
> > > 4) The sheer love;
> > > 5) Stops to re-lube in the middle when you get dry.
> > >
> You sound like my kind of girl! How about a night on the town? I
> have a working car, a non-prosthetic tongue, almost all of my original
> teeth, a bottle of Nyquil and 2 straws. How about it?
>
> HellPope Huey,
> Floating On A Raft Of Bizarre Circumstance
> In A Sea Of Grotesque Choices
>
> "You must be joking...take a running jump!"
> - Genesis, "Harold the Barrel"
>
>
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> 0101101100110PYROFLATULATION101100110101110BOOM11011403067521411000$3
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.
>

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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: "Abbess Abyss" <abbessabyss@uswest.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 4:49 PM
Message-ID: <H0Us5.617$jG6.279997@news.uswest.net>

<hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:8oualv$st8$1@nnrp1.deja.com...
>
>
> 1) The buffet;
> 2) No apparent incursions by Christians or bill pee-yalmer lately;
> 3) The contact high;
> 4) The sheer love;
> 5) Stops to re-lube in the middle when you get dry.
>
> HellPope Huey,
> Floating On A Raft Of Bizarre Circumstance
> In A Sea Of Grotesque Choices

0) Our race, who consider humans more or less excrement-throwing primates
1) The least amount of fake whipped-up enthusiam
2) Almost no emoticons used 'cept satirically
3) Hardly anyone CONSTANTLY GUSHING about how much they LIKE something or
things
4) Posters have grokked SubGenius scripture, and...
5) ...the ones who HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN ANY know they'd do well to do soon so
that they might get a clue with whom they're dealing, 'cause it's sort of
kind of different than a night at the disco where gyrating parcels of blood
and excrement communicate by means of COLOGNE, *Boo!*,
~wooggetty-wooggetty-wooggetty~! "I Have You In My EYE, Sir!" -- Ian Holm
as the doctor in The Madness of King George

real answer: The Undertow
*glow*
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: Baron Shatturday <baron_shatturday@my-deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 6:15 PM
Message-ID: <8p16un$ql2$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

Beavis sez:

Uh-huh-huh. You guys are funny. Uh-huh-huh.

-- "9mm SIG Arms 228 and 226. 50,000 rounds and no jamming. Accurate as all
hell.Will handle the hottest loads you can find. You can kill Pinks all damn
day and never have to worry about a misfire. Now that's sum fucking slack!"
--arrt --------------------------------------------------------------
(,,oBo,,) Baron Shatturday ||||| http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/1680
http://surf.to/subgenius http://www.nazi.org "My, have I offended someone
AGAIN?"

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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: "Vagabond" <vagabond@plethora.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Sep 4, 2000 8:16 PM
Message-ID: <39b44975$0$72530$3c090ad1@news.plethora.net>

1.) More people to think about nekkid
2.) Ratio of good folk to assholes much more favorable.
3.) The occasional rant that makes my fuckin' day.

Rev. Vagabond

--
"...and who are you?"

"I-- I hardly know, sir, just at present-- at
least I know who I was when I got up this
morning, but I think I must have changed
several times since then."

--Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 5, 2000 4:55 AM
Message-ID: <39B4B502.C6C797CD@sheayright.com>

Baron Shatturday wrote:
>
> Beavis sez:
>
> Uh-huh-huh. You guys are funny. Uh-huh-huh.

So, do cartoon characters visit you often?

> 9mm SIG Arms 228 and 226.

Cheap-shit euro-popgun toys.
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 5, 2000 5:05 AM
Message-ID: <39B4B74A.F61412EE@sheayright.com>

1: Lots and lots of spam
B: Accurate reporting of important news items
3: Everyone stays right on topic
q: Encourages self-disipline and upright moral values
9: The group hugs that make me feel so warm and squishy inside
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Sep 5, 2000 11:00 PM
Message-ID: <8p4bvf$5ga$1@nnrp1.deja.com>

In article <39B4B74A.F61412EE@sheayright.com>,
Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com> wrote:

> 9: The group hugs that make me feel so warm and squishy inside
>
That's not the group hug; you're incontinent and you're sporting an Al
Bundy-sized load in yer Dockers. Fresh Depend for Doktor Salina!

HellPope Huey,
Floating On A Raft Of Bizarre Circumstance
In A Sea Of Grotesque Choices

"The nearest I ever came to actually eating shit
was at a Howard Johnson's in New Jersey in 1976."
- Frank Zappa

Worst casting decision ever: Ernest Borgnine as "Superman." There
were only 3 days of rushes before the true horror set in and the plug
was pulled, but that remaining 3 minutes of outtakes can make a rock
pee. Why, when I was invited to a secret showing, I pinched a loaf so
hard, it led to the prosthethic anus I wear today.

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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Wed, Sep 6, 2000 12:06 AM
Message-ID: <ilgbrs87btislm3i6khfvvk8s1vm2c0srn@4ax.com>

On Tue, 05 Sep 2000 05:05:14 -0400, Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
wrote, in alt.slack:

}9: The group hugs that make me feel so warm and squishy inside

That's not the group hugs. You ARE warm and squishy inside.
Want to see?
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: SubGenius Spice <spice@cotse.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 6, 2000 1:33 AM
Message-ID: <bolbrs0iv63743umi27s1apvq1t3gaip8k@4ax.com>

Reason Number 8 to make alt.slack part of a balanced breakfast is
<ilgbrs87btislm3i6khfvvk8s1vm2c0srn@4ax.com> from Unit 4 :

>On Tue, 05 Sep 2000 05:05:14 -0400, Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
>wrote, in alt.slack:
>
>}9: The group hugs that make me feel so warm and squishy inside
>
>That's not the group hugs. You ARE warm and squishy inside.
>Want to see?

.gIzF !!111!!

--
"i wish i could count to ten and make
everything be wonderful again." --everclear
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 6, 2000 1:47 AM
Message-ID: <39B5DA5C.9B9D58D5@sheayright.com>

hellpopehueyx@my-deja.com wrote:
>
> In article <39B4B74A.F61412EE@sheayright.com>,
> Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com> wrote:
>
> > 9: The group hugs that make me feel so warm and squishy inside
> >
> That's not the group hug; you're incontinent and you're sporting an Al
> Bundy-sized load in yer Dockers. Fresh Depend for Doktor Salina!

That's pretty big talk, coming from one who wears a prosthetic anus.
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 6, 2000 10:46 AM
Message-ID: <39B658E1.76949297@sheayright.com>

Unit 4 wrote:
>
> On Tue, 05 Sep 2000 05:05:14 -0400, Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
> wrote, in alt.slack:
>
> }9: The group hugs that make me feel so warm and squishy inside
>
> That's not the group hugs. You ARE warm and squishy inside.
> Want to see?

Been there. Done that. Had to throw the T-shirt out.
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 6, 2000 1:03 PM
Message-ID: <060920001003296683%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

No matter how often we may smack alt.slack around, it still rubs
against our leg and says it needs us.

Yes. It's true. This newsgroup suffers from battered wife syndrome.

The Prophet Lilith

--
=====Her Ladyship Rev Dkr St Popess Lilith von Fraumench, Esquire=====
===Prophet--Devivor--Corrective Phrenologist--XXX-Day Stage Manager===
=====http://ssucc.ragnarokr.com====http://www.mp3.com/foolspress/=====
==Inside the heart of every genius lurks a tard yearning to be free.==
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: byll23@aol.com (Byll23)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Sep 6, 2000 9:04 PM
Message-ID: <20000906210430.21582.00000272@ng-cl1.aol.com>

Unit 4 UnitIV@SPUTUM.com

By now, the flesh-melting venom of the giant wasps from Des Moines should
have rendered your innards just the right consistancy for consumption. Who
wants straws?
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: Unit 4 <UnitIV@SPUTUM.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: unit4@sputum.com
Date: Thu, Sep 7, 2000 12:34 AM
Message-ID: <6j6ersoo25mj1rok3nnoppvsrus85io9rj@4ax.com>

On 07 Sep 2000 01:04:30 GMT, byll23@aol.com (Byll23) wrote, in alt.slack:

}Unit 4 UnitIV@SPUTUM.com
}
}>On Tue, 05 Sep 2000 05:05:14 -0400, Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
}>wrote, in alt.slack:
}>
}>}9: The group hugs that make me feel so warm and squishy inside
}>
}>That's not the group hugs. You ARE warm and squishy inside.
}>Want to see?
}
} By now, the flesh-melting venom of the giant wasps from Des Moines should
}have rendered your innards just the right consistancy for consumption. Who
}wants straws?

Ooooh, what ever happened to those plastic widgets you stuck into oranges to
suck the juice out? Had to roll the organge around under your hand for a
while to squooze 'em up inside tho. Them were muchly cool.

We could get some and install them in Artemia.
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 7, 2000 2:04 AM
Message-ID: <39B72FDC.DEE0DE57@sheayright.com>

Unit 4 wrote:
>
> On 07 Sep 2000 01:04:30 GMT, byll23@aol.com (Byll23) wrote, in alt.slack:
>
> }Unit 4 UnitIV@SPUTUM.com
> }
> }>On Tue, 05 Sep 2000 05:05:14 -0400, Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
> }>wrote, in alt.slack:
> }>
> }>}9: The group hugs that make me feel so warm and squishy inside
> }>
> }>That's not the group hugs. You ARE warm and squishy inside.
> }>Want to see?
> }
> } By now, the flesh-melting venom of the giant wasps from Des Moines should
> }have rendered your innards just the right consistancy for consumption. Who
> }wants straws?
>
> Ooooh, what ever happened to those plastic widgets you stuck into oranges to
> suck the juice out? Had to roll the organge around under your hand for a
> while to squooze 'em up inside tho. Them were muchly cool.
>
> We could get some and install them in Artemia.

Wait a minute now. I hope *I* have something to say about all this....

...

No, I guess I don't. Carry on.

Oh yeah! This is starting to sound like a scene from Dune.
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Subject: Re: {Best things about alt.slack}
From: Popess Lilith von Fraumench <lilith@ZubJenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Sep 7, 2000 3:16 AM
Message-ID: <070920000016120662%lilith@ZubJenius.com>

In article <20000906210430.21582.00000272@ng-cl1.aol.com>, Byll23
<byll23@aol.com> wrote:

> Unit 4 UnitIV@SPUTUM.com
>
> >On Tue, 05 Sep 2000 05:05:14 -0400, Artemia Salina <y2k@sheayright.com>
> >wrote, in alt.slack:
> >
> >}9: The group hugs that make me feel so warm and squishy inside
> >
> >That's not the group hugs. You ARE warm and squishy inside.
> >Want to see?
>
> By now, the flesh-melting venom of the giant wasps from Des Moines should
> have rendered your innards just the right consistancy for consumption. Who
> wants straws?

Dude.

Unit 4 is a brain in a vat inside a secret, underground,
earthquake-and-nuke proof security complex. Your wasps can't reach 'em.

But I'll take some of that venom, if you don't mind. I could use a
stiff drink right now.

The Prophet Lilith

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