Much debate has gone on over which Conspiracy actors should play various
Church individuals in the upcoming movie. I say that it would be an
outrage to allow these NORMAL Hollywood apes to play Yetis on the
screen. We must make an ANIMATED film, and allow the various people to
voice their own parts. This way, we won't need expensive special
effects for the scenes where the Xists arrive and transport us all to a
land of eternal sexual bliss.
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From: lucid@2ndattn.org (Chuck U. Farley)
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Subject: Re: Movie Project: ANIMATE IT!! hell yeah...
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On Fri, 16 Jul 1999 02:21:12 GMT, "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
wrote:
>Much debate has gone on over which Conspiracy actors should play various
>Church individuals in the upcoming movie. I say that it would be an
>outrage to allow these NORMAL Hollywood apes to play Yetis on the
>screen. We must make an ANIMATED film, and allow the various people to
>voice their own parts. This way, we won't need expensive special
>effects for the scenes where the Xists arrive and transport us all to a
>land of eternal sexual bliss.
Thats a fabulous idea. Computer/ traditional animation. Goddam, I just
got outta school for that exact shit. Anybody got a super whupass
computer that can run industry standard 3d proggies? You dont need a
1000$ GMX open GL board, but you do need at least a 16 meg 3d
accelerator (im running it on a monster fusion). I got em if yu wan
em. Arrrrrr matey. And all the proggies for post production, like
afterFX4. G'won, try and withstand that computer geekyness for new
graphix apps. Succumb to your desire.
and fuck you sorry fedgov bastard anti-piracy punkasses.
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"Chuck U. Farley" wrote:
>
> On Fri, 16 Jul 1999 02:21:12 GMT, "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Much debate has gone on over which Conspiracy actors should play various
> >Church individuals in the upcoming movie. I say that it would be an
> >outrage to allow these NORMAL Hollywood apes to play Yetis on the
> >screen. We must make an ANIMATED film, and allow the various people to
> >voice their own parts. This way, we won't need expensive special
> >effects for the scenes where the Xists arrive and transport us all to a
> >land of eternal sexual bliss.
>
> Thats a fabulous idea. Computer/ traditional animation. Goddam, I just
> got outta school for that exact shit. Anybody got a super whupass
> computer that can run industry standard 3d proggies? You dont need a
> 1000$ GMX open GL board, but you do need at least a 16 meg 3d
> accelerator (im running it on a monster fusion). I got em if yu wan
> em. Arrrrrr matey. And all the proggies for post production, like
> afterFX4. G'won, try and withstand that computer geekyness for new
> graphix apps. Succumb to your desire.
> and fuck you sorry fedgov bastard anti-piracy punkasses.
Great! Now all we need is a SCRIPT!
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Rev. Magdalen wrote in message <378FCA14.7E621513@home.com>...
>
>
>"Chuck U. Farley" wrote:
>>
>> On Fri, 16 Jul 1999 02:21:12 GMT, "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Much debate has gone on over which Conspiracy actors should play various
>> >Church individuals in the upcoming movie. I say that it would be an
>> >outrage to allow these NORMAL Hollywood apes to play Yetis on the
>> >screen. We must make an ANIMATED film, and allow the various people to
>> >voice their own parts. This way, we won't need expensive special
>> >effects for the scenes where the Xists arrive and transport us all to a
>> >land of eternal sexual bliss.
>>
>> Thats a fabulous idea. Computer/ traditional animation. Goddam, I just
>> got outta school for that exact shit. Anybody got a super whupass
>> computer that can run industry standard 3d proggies? You dont need a
>> 1000$ GMX open GL board, but you do need at least a 16 meg 3d
>> accelerator (im running it on a monster fusion). I got em if yu wan
>> em. Arrrrrr matey. And all the proggies for post production, like
>> afterFX4. G'won, try and withstand that computer geekyness for new
>> graphix apps. Succumb to your desire.
>> and fuck you sorry fedgov bastard anti-piracy punkasses.
>
>Great! Now all we need is a SCRIPT!
PELDOE: So, this is Earth?
SMUMPOE: Yeah, aren't you glad you didn't
step in it?
ALL: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. HA.
TH' END
gude, huh?
erm, actcherly, there's already an outline
for a subgenius infomerical script, with
three segments already written, but if you
want to animate it I'd throw it out the window
in favor of a re-write. It's VERY cheap to get
infomercials played in certain cable markets,
and if it WORKED it'd pay for itself.
Want an outline?
I wouldn't shake a drop o' pee for Stang,
but for you and The Lord, anything. Glad to
be of service, if possible.
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From: "Rob Cruickshank" <crescendo@xtra.pullthis.co.nz>
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An animated SubGenius feature? Ohhh... crystal ball... what can we see...
turn up the contrast - ah!
It's a mixture of Warner Bros, crappy Korean
sell-as-much-plastic-shit-as-possible garbage and TENTACLE SEX HENTAI!
(I wouldn't give a fuck, BUT it's gotta have TENTACLES!)
--
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Crazy Max the Turtle, Disciples of the Great White Guppy, Last Seen Sliding
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Goldfish Layback some Years Previously
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Rev. Magdalen <magdalen@home.com> wrote in article
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> "Chuck U. Farley" wrote:
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> > On Fri, 16 Jul 1999 02:21:12 GMT, "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
> > > wrote:
> > >...We must make an ANIMATED film, and allow the various people to
voice their own parts.
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Subject: Re: Movie Project: ANIMATE IT!! hell yeah...
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On Sat, 17 Jul 1999 00:01:23 GMT, "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
wrote:
>
>
>"Chuck U. Farley" wrote:
>>
>> On Fri, 16 Jul 1999 02:21:12 GMT, "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Much debate has gone on over which Conspiracy actors should play various
>> >Church individuals in the upcoming movie. I say that it would be an
>> >outrage to allow these NORMAL Hollywood apes to play Yetis on the
>> >screen. We must make an ANIMATED film, and allow the various people to
>> >voice their own parts. This way, we won't need expensive special
>> >effects for the scenes where the Xists arrive and transport us all to a
>> >land of eternal sexual bliss.
>>
>> Thats a fabulous idea. Computer/ traditional animation. Goddam, I just
>> got outta school for that exact shit. Anybody got a super whupass
>> computer that can run industry standard 3d proggies? You dont need a
>> 1000$ GMX open GL board, but you do need at least a 16 meg 3d
>> accelerator (im running it on a monster fusion). I got em if yu wan
>> em. Arrrrrr matey. And all the proggies for post production, like
>> afterFX4. G'won, try and withstand that computer geekyness for new
>> graphix apps. Succumb to your desire.
>> and fuck you sorry fedgov bastard anti-piracy punkasses.
>
>Great! Now all we need is a SCRIPT!
Can we get a Bill Plimptonesqe version of the "Anontated History of
the Church of the SubGenius" ending in a Heavy Metal type of the Xists
coming to take us away?
P.S. My agent gets 15%...
Reverend Brother VT
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/7642/index.html
http://www.freespeech.org/revbro-vt/
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Rev. Magdalen wrote:
> Much debate has gone on over which Conspiracy actors should play various
> Church individuals in the upcoming movie. I say that it would be an
> outrage to allow these NORMAL Hollywood apes to play Yetis on the
> screen. We must make an ANIMATED film, and allow the various people to
> voice their own parts. This way, we won't need expensive special
> effects for the scenes where the Xists arrive and transport us all to a
> land of eternal sexual bliss.
Plush toys
Gallons of fake blood
Calfs brains
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pugmon wrote:
>
> Rev. Magdalen wrote:
>
> > Much debate has gone on over which Conspiracy actors should play various
> > Church individuals in the upcoming movie. I say that it would be an
> > outrage to allow these NORMAL Hollywood apes to play Yetis on the
> > screen. We must make an ANIMATED film, and allow the various people to
> > voice their own parts. This way, we won't need expensive special
> > effects for the scenes where the Xists arrive and transport us all to a
> > land of eternal sexual bliss.
>
> Plush toys
> Gallons of fake blood
> Calfs brains
EEEEEWWWWW!
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From: Fr_Phil_Monty@tycho.magnetic_anomaly.net (Father Phil Monty)
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>->magdalen@home.com (Rev. Magdalen) wrot:
> Much debate has gone on over which Conspiracy actors should play various
> Church individuals in the upcoming movie. I say that it would be an
> outrage to allow these NORMAL Hollywood apes to play Yetis on the
> screen. We must make an ANIMATED film, and allow the various people to
> voice their own parts. This way, we won't need expensive special
> effects for the scenes where the Xists arrive and transport us all to a
> land of eternal sexual bliss.
>
with some classic Stang claymation - natch
Father Phil Monty
speaking for UK SubGenius Heresy.
incorporating the Church of Scatology and science of DIURETICS
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Father Phil Monty wrote:
>
> >->magdalen@home.com (Rev. Magdalen) wrot:
>
> > Much debate has gone on over which Conspiracy actors should play various
> > Church individuals in the upcoming movie. I say that it would be an
> > outrage to allow these NORMAL Hollywood apes to play Yetis on the
> > screen. We must make an ANIMATED film, and allow the various people to
> > voice their own parts. This way, we won't need expensive special
> > effects for the scenes where the Xists arrive and transport us all to a
> > land of eternal sexual bliss.
> >
>
> with some classic Stang claymation - natch
Ahhhh, yes!! I can see it now!! We could do the life of Dobbs in
claymation, then when he gets emaculated, we could switch to computer
animation to reflect his newfound senses and third nostril and all like
that! Then, the devivals and the regular SubGenii of modern times can
be in japanimation, and when the Xists come we'll film it in LIVE
ACTION!!! I think we've got a sure-fire hit here...
>
> Father Phil Monty
> speaking for UK SubGenius Heresy.
> incorporating the Church of Scatology and science of DIURETICS
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From: temujin9@io.com (The Reverend Imposter Eliot)
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On Sun, 18 Jul 1999 00:17:08 GMT, "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
wrote:
>Ahhhh, yes!! I can see it now!! We could do the life of Dobbs in
>claymation, then when he gets emaculated, we could switch to computer
>animation to reflect his newfound senses and third nostril and all like
>that! Then, the devivals and the regular SubGenii of modern times can
>be in japanimation, and when the Xists come we'll film it in LIVE
>ACTION!!! I think we've got a sure-fire hit here...
Nah, the Xist arrival should be hand animated. Its us as we really
should be: insane cartoon characters, instead of bits in an
electronically controlled world.
Damn, but I like this. Lochnar, I am willing to help out with this
type of film project, for sure.
temujin9
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Rev. Magdalen wrote:
>
> Much debate has gone on over which Conspiracy actors should play
> various Church individuals in the upcoming movie. I say that it
> would be an outrage to allow these NORMAL Hollywood apes to play
> Yetis on the screen. We must make an ANIMATED film, and allow the
> various people to voice their own parts. This way, we won't need
> expensive special effects for the scenes where the Xists arrive and
> transport us all to a land of eternal sexual bliss.
Alternatively, I think Roddy McDowall would be an ideal choice to
play all the parts. Even though he's dead.
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Subject: Re: Movie Project: ANIMATE IT!!
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Peter Hipwell wrote in message <378F2168.FD87C8D8@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>...
>Rev. Magdalen wrote:
>>
>> Much debate has gone on over which Conspiracy actors should play
>> various Church individuals in the upcoming movie. I say that it
>> would be an outrage to allow these NORMAL Hollywood apes to play
>> Yetis on the screen. We must make an ANIMATED film, and allow the
>> various people to voice their own parts. This way, we won't need
>> expensive special effects for the scenes where the Xists arrive and
>> transport us all to a land of eternal sexual bliss.
>
>Alternatively, I think Roddy McDowall would be an ideal choice to
>play all the parts. Even though he's dead.
God, that fuggin man fuggin gave me the fuggin creeps.
How to louse up sum show ... hire Roddy McDowall.
ACK!!!
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Date: Fri, 16 Jul 1999 16:49:06 -0400
From: Locnar@IgLou.com (Governor Rocknar)
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In article <378F2168.FD87C8D8@cogsci.ed.ac.uk>, Peter Hipwell
<petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk> wrote:
> Rev. Magdalen wrote:
> >
> > Much debate has gone on over which Conspiracy actors should play
> > various Church individuals in the upcoming movie. I say that it
> > would be an outrage to allow these NORMAL Hollywood apes to play
> > Yetis on the screen. We must make an ANIMATED film, and allow the
> > various people to voice their own parts. This way, we won't need
> > expensive special effects for the scenes where the Xists arrive and
> > transport us all to a land of eternal sexual bliss.
>
> Alternatively, I think Roddy McDowall would be an ideal choice to
> play all the parts. Even though he's dead.
No problem there, just take a fancy computer and digitially re-create his
voice using samples from all the shit he ever did..
They can do it, they done it before.
--
Gov. Rocknar
Randolph S. Vance
Locnar@Iglou.com (Macintosh Eudora Mail)
QUOTE - "I'll watch some TV, it'll help me to RELAX!" - Ren Hoek
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Subject: Re: Movie Project: ANIMATE IT!!
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Peter Hipwell <petehip@cogsci.ed.ac.uk> wrote in message
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> Alternatively, I think Roddy McDowall would be an ideal choice
to
> play all the parts. Even though he's dead.
i'm sorry, but are you sure you didn't mean to say "especially
because he's dead." cuz, that'd make more sense to me.
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How about we animate the late Roddy McDowell's corpse using
animatronic technology such as Dizney uses for Pirates of the
Carribean? We could hire a real good makeup expert to make
him look like all the different Subgenius preachers, and then
digitally composite him into scenes, allowing himself to act
opposite himself on screen.
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Subject: Re: Movie Project: ANIMATE IT!!
From: i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang)
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Date: Fri, Jul 30, 1999 11:54 AM
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In article <932143620.5518@www.remarq.com>, Frankenstone Histophoeles
<anonymous@web.remarq.com> wrote:
> How about we animate the late Roddy McDowell's corpse using
> animatronic technology such as Dizney uses for Pirates of the
> Carribean? We could hire a real good makeup expert to make
> him look like all the different Subgenius preachers, and then
> digitally composite him into scenes, allowing himself to act
> opposite himself on screen.
>
>
>
I think we should blackmail Ray Harryhausen out of retirement, and if he
dies during the shooting, *I'll* animate his corpse animating the McDowell
corpse.
It's so refreshing to see SubGeniuses being PRACTICAL...
--
Copyright 1999 by Rev. Ivan Stang / 1st Orthodox Stangian
MegaFisTemple Lodge of People's Covenant Church of the
Wrath of Dobbs Yeti, Resurrected / The SubGenius Foundation,Inc.
PO Box 140306 Dallas TX 75214 / Fax 214-320-1561 / PRABOB
http://www.subgenius.com -- SubSITE of Slack
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Subject: Re: Movie Project: ANIMATE IT!!
From: HellPope Huey <Hueykins@troi.csw.net>
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Date: Fri, Jul 30, 1999 8:44 PM
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In article <i.stang-3007991254260001@as5-20.apk.net>,
i.stang@subgenius.com (Rev. Ivan Stang) wrote:
> In article <932143620.5518@www.remarq.com>, Frankenstone Histophoeles
> <anonymous@web.remarq.com> wrote:
>
> > How about we animate the late Roddy McDowell's corpse using
> > animatronic technology such as Dizney uses for Pirates of the
> > Carribean? We could hire a real good makeup expert to make
> > him look like all the different Subgenius preachers, and then
> > digitally composite him into scenes, allowing himself to act
> > opposite himself on screen.
>
> I think we should blackmail Ray Harryhausen out of retirement, and if
he dies during the shooting, *I'll* animate his corpse animating the
McDowell corpse.
>
> It's so refreshing to see SubGeniuses being PRACTICAL...
The part of Stang will be played by a scanned, lopped-off foreskin
sticking out of a wallet.
The part of Legume will be played by the corpse of the yapping
bastard dog next door whom I squashed with a brick this morning at 3
a.m. That or a Sumerian headsman.
Sterno will be played by a stick with a sign nailed on top that sez
"Sterno" on it because he won't go for that shit.
Susie will play herself; nothing else would work.
Papa Joe will be played by a bandolier of spent shell cartridges.
Nenslo will be represented by a pint of soured milk with a skin on
the top.
The part of Friday will be played by a lawsuit for copyright
infringement with really nice tits.
Iceknife will be played by a sandwich bag containing one of John
Water's farts.
P-Lil will be presented as a bustier autographed by Lily St. Cyr.
GVW will be presented as a rubber band being used to castrate a
Brahma bull of ill temperament.
I myself will be played by a tapdancing rubber vomit with a cigarette
burn on one side.
The trailer will be banned everywhere but Amsterdam.
HellPope Huey
"Young lady, are you trying to show contempt for this court!?"
"No, I'm doin' my best to hide it!"
Mae West in "My Little Chickadee"
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