Since the old ICEKNIFE is now officially dead, Nenslo is now ICEKNIFE®.
That doesn't mean i am going to be a feeble flatulent PUSSY like the od
one; it's just a name, and now it's MY name.
THANK YOU
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Subject: Re: NENSLO IS NOW ICEKNIFE®
From: bubbleghost <bubbleghost@hushhushmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 2, 2000 2:28 AM
Message-ID: <avkejscidc5c1nr6m61echgc9d77bkub3c@4ax.com>
On Thu, 01 Jun 2000 20:48:12 -0800, ICEKNIFE® <nenslo@subgenius.com>
scrawled upon the shithouse wall that is usenet '
>Since the old ICEKNIFE is now officially dead, Nenslo is now ICEKNIFE®.
>That doesn't mean i am going to be a feeble flatulent PUSSY like the od
>one; it's just a name, and now it's MY name.
>
>THANK YOU
Are you thinking of franchising?
Just wondering....
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Subject: Re: NENSLO IS NOW ICEKNIFE®
From: "ICEKNIFE" <iceknifeNOSPAM@lanminds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Jun 2, 2000 9:24 AM
Message-ID: <sjfdg8im5ri121@corp.supernews.com>
bubbleghost wrote in message ...
>On Thu, 01 Jun 2000 20:48:12 -0800, ICEKNIFE® <nenslo@subgenius.com>
>scrawled upon the shithouse wall that is usenet '
>
>>Since the old ICEKNIFE is now officially dead, Nenslo is now ICEKNIFE®.
>>That doesn't mean i am going to be a feeble flatulent PUSSY like the od
>>one; it's just a name, and now it's MY name.
>>
>>THANK YOU
>
>Are you thinking of franchising?
>Just wondering....
Nah, he's just having a hissy-fit because of e-mail he sent me, and my
reply:
********************
>> Among my people, you would be called a Sleep Talker, because you
say to be
>> blind to the nature world. To have the boner is a man way to be.
All the
>> person have the poop, and it is good to have the poop. Do you not
have the
>> poop? I think maybe so not. It tell many about you, that you maybe
so not
>> have the good poop. The poop have the spirit and the power in it.
You talk
>> in child way, to have fears of the poop power spirit. Sing to the
poop power
>> spirit to have the good poop and not fear of that. I will sing for
you to
>> have the good poop. Then you can have the power and the life in a
man way.
>
>
>YOU SORRY SACK O SHIT, THAT IS THE FIRST AMUSING THING YOU HAVE EVER
>SAID. AND PROBABLY THE LAST.
Don't bother e-mailing me again. I killfiled you on Usenet, and now
in e-mail as well. You're really not much different from the
average lonely net-turd, and even if I *could* help you, whatever you
once had that would have made you worth it seems to have faded. You
might want to initiate a new input phase, since your output has
suffered so badly.
Double-plonk.
***************************
He hates to disappoint me, so he had to join the ranks of lost boys who've
tried to piss me off by "claiming" my name. Poor guy, he just refuses to
understand that for him to piss me off, I'd have to care about him. Why the
fuck should I care about him any more than anyone else does? Let him add to
the legend. If being one of The Legion of Sooper ICEKNIFES is all that's
left for him, I say let him enjoy his declining years in peace.
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Subject: Re: NENSLO IS NOW ICEKNIFE®
From: mithril@iafrica.com (Grantland)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: mithril@iafrica.com
Date: Fri, Jun 2, 2000 5:11 AM
Message-ID: <3937798d.37119484@ct-news.iafrica.com>
"ICEKNIFE" <iceknifeNOSPAM@lanminds.com> wrote:
<pHEW!>
Lethal flame there, Icie old sport. Velly lethal.
Your affectionate master,
Grantland
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Subject: Re: NENSLO IS NOW ICEKNIFE®
From: HellPope Huey X <radiopopeNOraSPAM@hotmail.com.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jun 3, 2000 1:03 AM
Message-ID: <009b5c48.c3b2496d@usw-ex0107-055.remarq.com>
Boy, just when you think you have those coprophilia outbreaks
under control, here comes another one, poop peanuts splattering
all over the carpet. You make the grievous error of saying
t'yerself, "Well, alt.slack might be bouncing back a little" and
here comes a buncha lesbian spam, more of that alt.fraggle.vomit
bullshit, a wet blast of goth goo and now this to prove you
wrong. The quality of our crap has really turned to shit. You
guys are morphing into a box full of greasy tractor caps. FRESHEN
UP, BobDamnit! Repeat after me:
tittietittietittietittietittietittiettittetittiettitiettitieittit
etittietittie. If this helps, take two moth balls and post me in
the morning. Again: tittiettitiettittiettittietittiet
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Subject: Re: NENSLO IS NOW ICEKNIFE®
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jun 3, 2000 9:07 AM
Message-ID: <sji0lj5g5ri91@corp.supernews.com>
"HellPope Huey X" <radiopopeNOraSPAM@hotmail.com.invalid> wrote in message
news:009b5c48.c3b2496d@usw-ex0107-055.remarq.com...
>
> Boy, just when you think you have those coprophilia outbreaks
> under control, here comes another one, poop peanuts splattering
> all over the carpet. You make the grievous error of saying
> t'yerself, "Well, alt.slack might be bouncing back a little" and
> here comes a buncha lesbian spam, more of that alt.fraggle.vomit
> bullshit, a wet blast of goth goo and now this to prove you
> wrong. The quality of our crap has really turned to shit. You
> guys are morphing into a box full of greasy tractor caps. FRESHEN
> UP, BobDamnit! Repeat after me:
> tittietittietittietittietittietittiettittetittiettitiettitieittit
> etittietittie. If this helps, take two moth balls and post me in
> the morning. Again: tittiettitiettittiettittietittiet
the mouth of a sailor and the moral standards of my gramma.
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Subject: Re: NENSLO IS NOW ICEKNIFE®
From: ICEKNIFE® <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jun 3, 2000 7:05 PM
Message-ID: <39398F33.7AD7@subgenius.com>
ICEKNIFE wrote:
>
>
> He hates to disappoint me, so he had to join the ranks of lost boys who've
> tried to piss me off by "claiming" my name. Poor guy, he just refuses to
> understand that for him to piss me off, I'd have to care about him. Why the
> fuck should I care about him any more than anyone else does? Let him add to
> the legend. If being one of The Legion of Sooper ICEKNIFES is all that's
> left for him, I say let him enjoy his declining years in peace.
THANK YOU! Your generosity is GREATLY appreciated!
Better to be a has-been imitating a never-was than a never-was imitating
HIMSELF!
Ever notice how often the original ICEKNIFE'S posts are about how failed
and inferior SOMEONE ELSE is, and how rarely they are about anything he
ever achieved? Ever notice that? Ever notice how he can berate and
abuse some poor stupid kid endlessly but when MIGHTY NENSLO comes in the
door he runs crying for his killfile like a little girl in fluffy pink
panties? Ever notice how often he insists that Nenslo is incapable of
pissing him off without considering whether or not Nenslo is TRYING to
piss him off? Guess it pisses him off - I mean DOESN'T piss him off
because he DOESN'T CARE - to have somebody email him to tell him he said
something that amuses him. Looks like the actions of somebody who's
easily pissed off. Yes, feeble old rickety has-been ICEKNIFE imitator
Nenslo is such an old pathetic failure because of all the things he's
DONE, and brilliant super-genius ICEKNIFE is a success because of all
the talking he does about how everybody else is a failure.
Tell us again how you're really Bill Palmer, mister "trying to piss me
off by claiming my name." Tell us all about everybody else's failures
and sad declines compared to your sterling immortal record of WHAT
EXACTLY AGAIN??? Tell us over and over again exactly how much Nenslo
can't piss you off because you feel NOTHING, nothing in your icy manly
impervious heart, NOTHING DO YOU HEAR? Keep on tellin us that. Nenslo
sees through it all like an x-ray and laughs a kindly laugh, as at the
paw twitches of a dreaming pet.
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Subject: Re: NENSLO IS NOW ICEKNIFE®
From: kevbob@ecsis.net (kevbob)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jun 3, 2000 7:09 PM
Message-ID: <sjj41uhh5ri58@corp.supernews.com>
nenslo@subgenius.com (ICEKNIFE®) posted to alt.slack on Sat, 03 Jun
2000 23:05:23 GMT with <39398F33.7AD7@subgenius.com>
<stuff>
wow.
the idea of ICEKNIFE sure is up your ass.
tell us how you really feel about it.
or,
tell us all to shut up.
you haven't called me a bobby in years, nenslo.
if it would make you feel better,
call me a bobby.
--
"i never thought, that i should be anything
but what's inside of me. tell the committee,
please. they got the wrong nominee."
-Babyland
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Subject: Re: NENSLO IS NOW ICEKNIFE®
From: "?!" <schabe@daedgniklaw.ten>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Jun 3, 2000 10:51 PM
Message-ID: <3939c42a$0$76057$65a95bcd@news.citilink.com>
What a morning! First the toast got burnt, then ICEKNIFE®
<nenslo@subgenius.com> screamed from front pages across the nation:
> Ever notice how often the original ICEKNIFE'S posts are about how failed
> and inferior SOMEONE ELSE is, and how rarely they are about anything he
> ever achieved? [...] Nenslo
> sees through it all like an x-ray and laughs a kindly laugh, as at the
> paw twitches of a dreaming pet.
Let me remind you, gentlemen, that this is *Usenet*, and nobody here is
*anything*. As far as I'm concerned, you're *all* the same person and I
don't much care about what your various imaginary personalities may or may
not have accomplished in whatever real life they claim to have apart from my
newsreader.
I know you two kids are just roughhousing and having a good time, but please
try to remember that there may be impressionable children present.
--
schabe "transcendental mediatior" @walkingdead.net
http://walkingdead.net
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Subject: Re: NENSLO IS NOW ICEKNIFE®
From: HellPope Huey X <radiopopeNOraSPAM@hotmail.com.invalid>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jun 4, 2000 12:18 AM
Message-ID: <0471151c.68fc88e0@usw-ex0105-034.remarq.com>
>Let me remind you, gentlemen, that this is *Usenet*, and nobody
here is *anything*.
Nuh-UNH! I'm a HellPope, with all its associated ranks and
privileges. Which, aside from the occasional laugh or gumjob,
yields just enough couch-change to rent "The Relic" and watch a
buncha people get their heads ripped off by a Stan Winston
animatron. Its one of the top 5 head-rip movies I've ever seen.
The closing fire scene is particularly juicy.
> As far as I'm concerned, you're *all* the same person and I
>don't much care about what your various imaginary personalities
may or may not have accomplished in whatever real life they claim
to have apart from my newsreader.
>
But dahling, its the CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS!! ALL of us,
including our LEADER, are basically imaginary. That's no
distinction. My personality isn't imaginary; I just fumble around
in the mojo bag and when I come across the sticky ball, I know
I've located it again. And I HAVE accomplished one thing: I can
play the theme to "Mr. Ed" on the pipe organ and get thrown out
of any number of fine churches.
Besides, iceknife is merely iceknife, whereas Nenslo is NENSLO.
Its like comparing a bag of silicone with a plastic fly in it to
a real tit. And I mean a NICE one, not one of those bitter,
sagging, trailer-park models that squirts WD40.
>I know you two kids are just roughhousing and having a good
time, but please try to remember that there may be impressionable
children present.
But its our JOB to corrupt them. O'course, if they're HERE, it
won't take much of an effort, but we'll still WORK THE WALL ON
IT, PRAISE "BOB!"
HellPope Huey,
Alt.slack is like sniffin' a bouquet of assholes
"You're the guy who runs into the 7-11
to get Satan a pack of cigarettes."
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Subject: Re: NENSLO IS NOW ICEKNIFE®
From: "ICEKNIFE" <iceknifeNOSPAM@lanminds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jun 4, 2000 12:29 PM
Message-ID: <sjl1588b5ri32@corp.supernews.com>
?! wrote in message <3939c42a$0$76057$65a95bcd@news.citilink.com>...
>What a morning! First the toast got burnt, then ICEKNIFE®
><nenslo@subgenius.com> screamed from front pages across the nation:
>
>> Ever notice how often the original ICEKNIFE'S posts are about how failed
>> and inferior SOMEONE ELSE is, and how rarely they are about anything he
>> ever achieved? [...] Nenslo
>> sees through it all like an x-ray and laughs a kindly laugh, as at the
>> paw twitches of a dreaming pet.
>
>Let me remind you, gentlemen, that this is *Usenet*, and nobody here is
>*anything*. As far as I'm concerned, you're *all* the same person and I
>don't much care about what your various imaginary personalities may or may
>not have accomplished in whatever real life they claim to have apart from
my
>newsreader.
>
>I know you two kids are just roughhousing and having a good time, but
please
>try to remember that there may be impressionable children present.
roughhousing? I killfiled him. Plonkola.
He's more than welcome to do the same.
Jeeez, you'd think I was dating his ex or something.
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Subject: Re: NENSLO IS NOW ICEKNIFE®
From: "ICEKNIFE" <iceknifeNOSPAM@lanminds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jun 4, 2000 1:56 PM
Message-ID: <sjl69sj5ri158@corp.supernews.com>
whyaskwhyaskwhy wrote in message ...
>
>"ICEKNIFE" <iceknifeNOSPAM@lanminds.com> wrote in message
>news:sjl1588b5ri32@corp.supernews.com...
>>
>> ?! wrote in message <3939c42a$0$76057$65a95bcd@news.citilink.com>...
>> >What a morning! First the toast got burnt, then ICEKNIFE®
>> ><nenslo@subgenius.com> screamed from front pages across the nation:
>> >
>> >> Ever notice how often the original ICEKNIFE'S posts are about how
>failed
>> >> and inferior SOMEONE ELSE is, and how rarely they are about anything
he
>> >> ever achieved? [...] Nenslo
>> >> sees through it all like an x-ray and laughs a kindly laugh, as at the
>> >> paw twitches of a dreaming pet.
>> >
>> >Let me remind you, gentlemen, that this is *Usenet*, and nobody here is
>> >*anything*. As far as I'm concerned, you're *all* the same person and I
>> >don't much care about what your various imaginary personalities may or
>may
>> >not have accomplished in whatever real life they claim to have apart
from
>> my
>> >newsreader.
>> >
>> >I know you two kids are just roughhousing and having a good time, but
>> please
>> >try to remember that there may be impressionable children present.
>>
>> roughhousing? I killfiled him. Plonkola.
>>
>> He's more than welcome to do the same.
>>
>> Jeeez, you'd think I was dating his ex or something.
>
>Don't you think plonking people is kind of gay?
Only if the <plonk> is a sodomy sound effect.
Otherwise, it's just like changing channels. Do you usually watch things
that bore you? Buy magazines about things of no interest to you? Read
junkmail? Nah, me neither.
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Subject: Re: NENSLO IS NOW ICEKNIFE®
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sun, Jun 4, 2000 1:34 PM
Message-ID: <sjl4n1ev5ri124@corp.supernews.com>
"ICEKNIFE" <iceknifeNOSPAM@lanminds.com> wrote in message
news:sjl1588b5ri32@corp.supernews.com...
>
> ?! wrote in message <3939c42a$0$76057$65a95bcd@news.citilink.com>...
> >What a morning! First the toast got burnt, then ICEKNIFE®
> ><nenslo@subgenius.com> screamed from front pages across the nation:
> >
> >> Ever notice how often the original ICEKNIFE'S posts are about how
failed
> >> and inferior SOMEONE ELSE is, and how rarely they are about anything he
> >> ever achieved? [...] Nenslo
> >> sees through it all like an x-ray and laughs a kindly laugh, as at the
> >> paw twitches of a dreaming pet.
> >
> >Let me remind you, gentlemen, that this is *Usenet*, and nobody here is
> >*anything*. As far as I'm concerned, you're *all* the same person and I
> >don't much care about what your various imaginary personalities may or
may
> >not have accomplished in whatever real life they claim to have apart from
> my
> >newsreader.
> >
> >I know you two kids are just roughhousing and having a good time, but
> please
> >try to remember that there may be impressionable children present.
>
> roughhousing? I killfiled him. Plonkola.
>
> He's more than welcome to do the same.
>
> Jeeez, you'd think I was dating his ex or something.
Don't you think plonking people is kind of gay?
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