CON-sentual Reality, and BOB!

I have been approached, of late, by people who scoff at the benevolence of the Great Dobbs, and for them I laugh in their collective faces, for I know the truth. As sure as any of these monogodluvvinmediatronic christian types is concerned, the power of the Dobbs is nothing compared to their God, and, in fact, they do not even believe that the Mighty Dobbs even exsistsÖ. Well, Iím here to tell youÖFLAMING BULLDADA ON THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looking, as I do, from a Subgenii Research perspective, I have come to the conclusion, that the mere belief of all of the Subgenii, the Yetisyn, our ascended, voluptuous Sex goddesses, and beyond them, the Xists themselves, makes the power of the Divine Dobbs MORREAL, than theirs could ever hope to be!!!!! I have witnessed the miracles of the Dobbs, I have witnessed the righteous Pornofication of the masses, and I have seen the Fropfritters of Dobbs fall from the skies, to feed the masses of the faithful at the Devivals, I have seen the miraculous Healings, as Stang, and the faithful Uberdocs placed their hands on the slithering hordes, and helped them find the miracle of PURE SLACK!!!!

It is my estimation, that because of the belief of the masses, that BOB is not just real, but so MORREAL, that he is the righteous sledgehammer on the toes of the Conspiracy, He is the Cosmic Kidney stone in the innards of the media, he the grand Slackmaster of all Realitease!!

So go, armed with the knowledge that with every 30$ membership, with every Bobbshead you put in plain site of the mewling, brainwashed, useless Pink masses, with every visit to Brushwood, to partake of the holy Fropblastiní, Pornorealistic, psychophonic wisdom of fellow Yetisyn, that BOB ONLY GETS STRONGER!!

So I say this to the ìborn againsîÖDOBBS DOES IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME, AND WITH FRIGGINí RYTHYM, AT THAT, YOU CROSS TOTIN FUKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRABOB!!!
PRABRUSHWOOD!!

And remember, if you need to enlighten your washload of life, Bob will be there!!!!!

For a transcript of the preceding rant...JUST PRINT THE BLOODY THING OUT, MY GOD, WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING ME, WHO ARE YOU, WHAT DO WANT, LEAVE ME ALONE!! CANT A MAN BE LEFT WITH HIS YOGURT IN PEACE!!! AIEEEEEE!!!

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"Effectiveness is the Measure of Truth"
"Belief Fuels Substance"
Stupidity kills.
Absolute stupidity
Kills absolutely.
-- Stuart Herring

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