Therefore, XXX-Day will be YOUR chance to contribute to The Tit Project.Last year it was The Film Project...but this year it's The Tit Project!
If you haven't figured it out already, XXX-Day is a celebration of sex. (To quote Dr. Legume: "Duh.") And what part of the human body are celebrated more than any other, as far as sex is concerned?
TITS.
Therefore, XXX-Day will be YOUR chance to contribute to The Tit Project.
It's simple enough: We'll have a poster board set up, and anyone who wants can come up, make a tit-print, and sign it for posterity. Your tits will LEAVE THEIR MARK upon the world, before the Xists arrive and NUKE IT ALL!
If you'd rather make your tit-print in private without anyone watching (and filming), that's fine. Privacy arrangements will be made.
Both women *and* men are free to make their own tit-prints. Hell, some of the guys' tits in this Church are bigger than the women's! (Including mine.) Of course, our tits are hairier, too, but I won't get into that right now.
--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/
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Subject: Re: XXX-Day Announcement: The Tit Project
From: "Rev. Magdalen" <magdalen@home.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: magdalen@subgenius.com
Date: Mon, Jun 12, 2000 12:58 PM
Message-ID: <394532B6.E8021089@home.com>
Maybe we could make plaster imprints, that would be 3D. I'm confused
about the inking-up process for the making of the tit prints, but I'm IN
either way! Woo hoo! Titty prints!
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Subject: Re: XXX-Day Announcement: The Tit Project
From: monsterwax@aol.com (Monsterwax)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Mon, Jun 12, 2000 5:44 PM
Message-ID: <20000612194447.14353.00002427@ng-co1.aol.com>
I just want to make it clear those blue lip stains are from the grape popcicles
and nothing else. For the record, I'm a LEG man. (But anyone who wishes to lop
off their leg and leave it for my collection is certainly welcome to do so.)
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Subject: Re: XXX-Day Announcement: The Tit Project
From: SubGenius Spice <anon2166@hushmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
great.
my mom can put mine next to the handprints i did in kindergarten.
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S U B G E N I U S S P I C E
MEMBER CONDIMENTS CREW...CANNED BEEF DIVISION
"more irritating than pus on a sandwich."
TINCB
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Subject: Re: XXX-Day Announcement: The Tit Project
From: prostata@bronze.coil.com (Rev. Prostata Cantata)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Hmm... maybe have all the participating titties make prints on
several sheets of paper so we get more than one copy. People might want
to buy them.
I have a space on a wall at my office that is just CRYING OUT for
a big poster sized print of connieite titty prints.
Hint hint...
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Subject: Re: XXX-Day Announcement: The Tit Project
From: joy@bronze.coil.com (Joy D'Veeve)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Count me in!
Joy D'Veeve
--
I try to be a sweetheart, but nothing seems to work
Would you love me better if I acted like a jerk?
--The Duke of Uke