... where the grand and authentic schedule of events for the 169-hour Lemurian X-Week 2K (July 2-9 2000) is posted for all to see and enjoy. While you are there, won't you kindly sign our guestbook?
- O.
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From: SWILBERT® <nenslo@subgenius.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Want to see people misbehaving?
Obscene, erotic, dirty, insestuous, gross,
indecent, sleezy, impure, wild, erotic, pornographic,
smutty, risque, sensual, sexy you name it we got it!
All in bad taste and totally blood boiling!
Its provocative and gross at the same time!
You know you want to look
Indecent acts, people misbehaving, all in
bad taste, obscene and sensual!
This is the real thing, crazy people doing
crazy sexy, smutty, slimy things for the
hell of it! Just like a car wreck you
gotta look!
Come see people being all of these things and more!
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Subject: Re: X-Day Lemuria - COME SEE
From: HellPope Huey X <radiopopeNOraSPAM@hotmail.com.invalid>
Lifted verbatim from Japanese TV ad inviting tourists to
America.
HellPope Huey,
Peter Pump Salesman for Kansas
"You know what I forgot to do today?
I forgot to feel the President's glands."
- "The West Wing"
Humlipsible, lipsible blip; cantankerous, ornery & flip; cankery
sore with four on the floor, the syph, the clap & the grip;
tittie supremous, thighs on the hoof, get that reindeer crap off
my roof; send out the call both near and far, with a hey
nonnynonny and a hotchac