On BBC World there was a report on a vaccine that would keep people
from feeling the effects of drugs. Starting with trials on cocaine,
the vaccine is designed to keep the drug in the bloodstream and
prevent it from reaching the brain. In other words, you can't get
high. Plans are to extend research and trials to cannabis and
alcohol. 'Frop would be next.
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Subject: Re: New Conspiracy threat!
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sat, Apr 15, 2000 11:19 AM
Message-ID: <38F88883.74ED@succeeds.com>
SPLR Ministries, Western Japan wrote:
>
> On BBC World there was a report on a vaccine that would keep people
> from feeling the effects of drugs. Starting with trials on cocaine,
> the vaccine is designed to keep the drug in the bloodstream and
> prevent it from reaching the brain. In other words, you can't get
> high. Plans are to extend research and trials to cannabis and
> alcohol. 'Frop would be next.
Gee, that would work great in combination with a new vaccine
that I've been working on. It blocks endorphines, so the victim,
er, the subject, will have no way to block any of their pain
receptors!
Now all I have to do is come up with some way of keeping them
conscious longer. It causes a mild discomfort, sort of like
going through heroin withdrawl in a room full of strobe lights,
klaxon horns and Wendy O. Williams at 140 dB, a belt-sander
chest massage and a swarm of bees stinging your arms and legs,
ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
And then I need some way to make it pulmonary-contagious.
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Subject: Re: New Conspiracy threat!
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sat, Apr 15, 2000 6:57 PM
Message-ID: <38F8F3E1.225B@succeeds.com>
SPLR Ministries, Western Japan wrote:
>
> nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com> wrote:
>
> >Gee, that would work great in combination with a new vaccine
> >that I've been working on. It blocks endorphines, so the victim,
> >er, the subject, will have no way to block any of their pain
> >receptors!
> >
> >Now all I have to do is come up with some way of keeping them
> >conscious longer. It causes a mild discomfort, sort of like
> >going through heroin withdrawl in a room full of strobe lights,
> >klaxon horns and Wendy O. Williams at 140 dB, a belt-sander
> >chest massage and a swarm of bees stinging your arms and legs,
> >ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
> >
> >And then I need some way to make it pulmonary-contagious.
>
> Damn nu, I always knew you were a mad scientist with a secret lab
> laboratory. Where do you get your test specimens????
Clones are the answer.
Get your clones to go kidnap them.
Just make sure their DNA is unstable, so they turn
into grape jelly in 24 hrs. if they screw up and
get captured. Funnier than hell when they dissolve
in a cell. I would love to see the look on those
cops' faces.
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Subject: Re: New Conspiracy threat!
From: friday@fridayjones.com (Friday Jones)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Sat, Apr 15, 2000 7:56 PM
Message-ID: <friday-ya02408000R1504001956460001@news.tiac.net>
In article <38f89913.108951725@nnrp.gol.com>, shinpath@gol.com wrote:
>VT <revbrovt@subgenius.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 15 Apr 2000 01:25:47 GMT, shinpath@gol.com (SPLR Ministries,
>>Western Japan) burned in the Aether:
>>
>>>On BBC World there was a report on a vaccine that would keep people
>>>from feeling the effects of drugs. Starting with trials on cocaine,
>>>the vaccine is designed to keep the drug in the bloodstream and
>>>prevent it from reaching the brain. In other words, you can't get
>>>high. Plans are to extend research and trials to cannabis and
>>>alcohol. 'Frop would be next.
>>
>>
>>Leave it to the English to take all the fun out of drugs, and leave
>>all the metabolic poisons.
>>
>>
>Sorry VT, English news report, American research.
I'm sure they'll start with vaccinating people accused of drug crimes. Or
people associated witgh them. Or people who MIGHT be doing drugs someday.
After that, the MANDATORY childhood vaccinations should be a pushover.
I don't suppose you guys want to hear about the TV chip small enough to fit
in your EYEBALL.
--
Eternal salvation or TRIPLE your money back!
www.subgenius.com
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Subject: Re: New Conspiracy threat!
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Apr 16, 2000 12:06 AM
Message-ID: <38F93C55.2EE7@succeeds.com>
Friday Jones wrote:
>
> In article <38f89913.108951725@nnrp.gol.com>, shinpath@gol.com wrote:
>
> >VT <revbrovt@subgenius.com> wrote:
> >
> >>On Sat, 15 Apr 2000 01:25:47 GMT, shinpath@gol.com (SPLR Ministries,
> >>Western Japan) burned in the Aether:
> >>
> >>>On BBC World there was a report on a vaccine that would keep people
> >>>from feeling the effects of drugs. Starting with trials on cocaine,
> >>>the vaccine is designed to keep the drug in the bloodstream and
> >>>prevent it from reaching the brain. In other words, you can't get
> >>>high. Plans are to extend research and trials to cannabis and
> >>>alcohol. 'Frop would be next.
> >>
> >>
> >>Leave it to the English to take all the fun out of drugs, and leave
> >>all the metabolic poisons.
> >>
> >>
> >Sorry VT, English news report, American research.
>
> I'm sure they'll start with vaccinating people accused of drug crimes. Or
> people associated witgh them. Or people who MIGHT be doing drugs someday.
> After that, the MANDATORY childhood vaccinations should be a pushover.
> I don't suppose you guys want to hear about the TV chip small enough to fit
> in your EYEBALL.
>
First you have to vaccinate "the children."
Think about it: no civil rights, ritalin, protecting 'the innocents'
from the "horrors" of sinful knowledge (ala Garden of Eden/State of
Nature), if they don't sample drugs when they are "young and
impressionable" they are much less likely to do so as adults, and it
is legal to imprison them in psychiatric facilities without legal
recourse.
You can do anything you want *to* the children, as long as it is
"for the children."
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Subject: Re: New Conspiracy threat!
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Sun, Apr 16, 2000 11:16 AM
Message-ID: <38F9D93C.50F0@succeeds.com>
Friday Jones wrote:
>
> >You can do anything you want *to* the children, as long as it is
> >"for the children."
>
> This last line would make a GREAT .sig
>
Help yourself.
"Hell is for children." -- Pat Benetar
"Hell is children." -- Some married guy I know
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