Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans. Yet if I were to
infiltrate among them, telling them whatever tripe it is they want to
hear and selling them things I believe it would beat the 9 to 5 grind.
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: nu-monet <nothing@succeeds.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: like.excess@sex.org
Date: Tue, Feb 15, 2000 10:41 PM
Message-ID: <38AA1C63.6EE0@succeeds.com>
pugmon wrote:
>
> Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
> I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans. Yet if I were to
> infiltrate among them, telling them whatever tripe it is they want to
> hear and selling them things I believe it would beat the 9 to 5 grind.
AMWAY
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: cuthulu <cuthulu@cuthulu.shreve.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Tue, Feb 15, 2000 11:05 PM
Message-ID: <m34sb9g5aw.fsf@cuthulu.shreve.net>
pugmon <pugmon@netaxis.com> writes:
> Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
> I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans. Yet if I were to
> infiltrate among them, telling them whatever tripe it is they want to
> hear and selling them things I believe it would beat the 9 to 5 grind.
HAve you considered working for the Alan Keyes campaign?
--
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: SubGenius Spice <SubGeniusSpice@subdimension.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: SubGeniusSpice@subdimension.com
Date: Wed, Feb 16, 2000 12:31 AM
Message-ID: <dfdkas0b9526jc10iil2ugq8vi7se8r3bq@4ax.com>
On Wed, 16 Feb 2000 02:08:06 GMT, *pugmon* told alt.slack that:
>Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
>I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans. Yet if I were to
>infiltrate among them, telling them whatever tripe it is they want to
>hear and selling them things I believe it would beat the 9 to 5 grind.
the Sun Cities, right outside of Phoenix.
you might need to buy a golfcart though.
--
SubGenius Spice
"science runs with us, making us gods." --death in vegas
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: modemac@modemac.com (Modemac)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: modemac@modemac.com
Date: Wed, Feb 16, 2000 5:23 AM
Message-ID: <38aa7aa6.395368@localhost>
pugmon <pugmon@netaxis.com> wrote:
>Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
>I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans.
You can start by sending $1 to:
The Church of the SubGenius
P.O. Box 140306
Dallas, TX 75214
Are there any communities that could be weirder or more "alternative" than
that?
--
First Online Church of "Bob"
http://www.modemac.com/
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: davidvoth@ihateclowns.com (David Voth)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: davidvoth@ihateclowns.com
Date: Wed, Feb 16, 2000 9:17 AM
Message-ID: <38abb0b2.251225136@news>
On Wed, 16 Feb 2000 02:08:06 GMT, pugmon <pugmon@netaxis.com> was kind
enough to write:
>Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
>I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans. Yet if I were to
>infiltrate among them, telling them whatever tripe it is they want to
>hear and selling them things I believe it would beat the 9 to 5 grind.
I believe there is a society of men named Bill Smith. You could
change your name and infiltrate them.
--
Screamin' South Park Music invites you to download our songs FREE!
http://stations.mp3s.com/stations/6/screamin_south_park_music.html
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: "whyaskwhyaskwhy" <blackout@HORMELinfomagic.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Feb 16, 2000 10:13 AM
Message-ID: <salflh9v2pd124@corp.supernews.com>
I was ripped off by an ex-roommate named "Bill Smith" He was a korean
respiratory technician, but you probably knew that allready.
"David Voth" <davidvoth@ihateclowns.com> wrote in message
news:38abb0b2.251225136@news...
> On Wed, 16 Feb 2000 02:08:06 GMT, pugmon <pugmon@netaxis.com> was kind
> enough to write:
>
> >Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
> >I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans. Yet if I were to
> >infiltrate among them, telling them whatever tripe it is they want to
> >hear and selling them things I believe it would beat the 9 to 5 grind.
>
> I believe there is a society of men named Bill Smith. You could
> change your name and infiltrate them.
>
> --
> Screamin' South Park Music invites you to download our songs FREE!
> http://stations.mp3s.com/stations/6/screamin_south_park_music.html
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: "'Lord' Rev. Dr. Paul Soth" <paul_soth@mailhost.col.ameritech.net>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: paul_soth@ameritech.net
Date: Wed, Feb 16, 2000 2:20 PM
Message-ID: <38AAF893.56755139@mailhost.col.ameritech.net>
pugmon wrote:
>
> Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
> I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans. Yet if I were to
> infiltrate among them, telling them whatever tripe it is they want to
> hear and selling them things I believe it would beat the 9 to 5 grind.
In Sequoia National Park, there's a area called Pine Wood (or Slime
Wood by the rangers). Buch of hippies and pot heads, i got to see a
Ren Fest there just the day before Jerry Garcia died. So i guess i'm
one of the last people to witness deadheads in their natural envioment.
--
'Lord' Rev. Dr. Paul Soth
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: r <rachel_e@tgforum.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Wed, Feb 16, 2000 4:05 PM
Message-ID: <ZxCrOIKh2qLTBccVUr03OXfZgsov@4ax.com>
On Wed, 16 Feb 2000 02:08:06 GMT, pugmon <pugmon@netaxis.com> wrote:
>Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
>I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans. Yet if I were to
>infiltrate among them, telling them whatever tripe it is they want to
>hear and selling them things I believe it would beat the 9 to 5 grind.
GLBT.
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: pugmon <pugmon@netaxis.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: pugmon@netaxis.com
Date: Thu, Feb 17, 2000 10:38 PM
Message-ID: <38ACE7E2.12A52338@netaxis.com>
Gland Lemur Bacon Tomatoe?
r wrote:
> On Wed, 16 Feb 2000 02:08:06 GMT, pugmon <pugmon@netaxis.com> wrote:
>
> >Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
> >I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans. Yet if I were to
> >infiltrate among them, telling them whatever tripe it is they want to
> >hear and selling them things I believe it would beat the 9 to 5 grind.
>
> GLBT.
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: pugmon <pugmon@netaxis.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Reply-To: pugmon@netaxis.com
Date: Thu, Feb 17, 2000 10:36 PM
Message-ID: <38ACE76C.EAAB8F52@netaxis.com>
Mormons.
Modemac wrote:
> pugmon <pugmon@netaxis.com> wrote:
> >Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
> >I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans.
>
> You can start by sending $1 to:
>
> The Church of the SubGenius
> P.O. Box 140306
> Dallas, TX 75214
>
> Are there any communities that could be weirder or more "alternative" than
> that?
> --
> First Online Church of "Bob"
> http://www.modemac.com/
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: "SubGenius Spice" <SubGeniusSpice@subdimension.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Feb 17, 2000 11:05 PM
Message-ID: <7y3r4.331$PA2.28371@bgtnsc06-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>
"pugmon" <pugmon@netaxis.com> wrote in message
news:38ACE7E2.12A52338@netaxis.com...
: Gland Lemur Bacon Tomatoe?
go live behind taco-bell?
: r wrote:
:
: > On Wed, 16 Feb 2000 02:08:06 GMT, pugmon <pugmon@netaxis.com>
wrote:
: >
: > >Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
: > >I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans. Yet if I were to
: > >infiltrate among them, telling them whatever tripe it is they
want to
: > >hear and selling them things I believe it would beat the 9 to 5
grind.
: >
: > GLBT.
:
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: Chaos Israel X <chaisr@hotmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Feb 17, 2000 11:24 PM
Message-ID: <88ihi0$8m1$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
"Bob" is strange. I testify that there is no "Bob" but Dobbs. I testify
that pugmon@netaxis.com is a profit of "Bob". Come to RANT. Come to
Slack. There is no "Bob" but Dobbs. "Bob" is strange.
> Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
> I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans. Yet if I were to
> infiltrate among them, telling them whatever tripe it is they want to
> hear and selling them things I believe it would beat the 9 to 5 grind.
What, pray tell, makes you think hippie, pagan, or religous tripe is
any more palatable than the run of the mill "9 to 5" tripe?
We are "Bob"
You will be Ruptured.
Resistance is mandatory.
--
Rev. Chaos Israel X--Clayton Woolard--St. Coyote-Loki
Copyleft 2000, The Tactical Buddha Institute. All rights revered.
email me at:chaisr@hotmail.com or csquared@the-any-key.com
"Thank you, John."
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: bubbleghost@hushhushmail.com (bubbleghost)
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Thu, Feb 17, 2000 11:53 PM
Message-ID: <38accfdf.2615641@news.citlink.net>
On Fri, 18 Feb 2000 03:38:53 GMT, pugmon <pugmon@netaxis.com> wrote:
>Gland Lemur Bacon Tomatoe?
>
Lemur Glands! Lemur Glands! BWHAHAHA!!!
oops, was I hallucinating out loud again?
sorry
never mind
bye
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: Mondo Cribdeath <y2k@sheayright.com>
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Feb 18, 2000 3:32 AM
Message-ID: <38AD038F.B3C3E1F@sheayright.com>
pugmon wrote:
> Gland Lemur Bacon Tomatoe?
I think r is refering to the Gaseous Liverwurst Beltch Tribe, located
on a remote island in South East Asia. Discovered by Dutch explorers
in 1666, the GLBT were reveared for their intricate toe punk sculptures.
The Dutch did some brief trading with the GLBT, exchanging recipes for
Liverwurst, Bratwurst, and lemon marange pie, for the coveted sculptures
until Captain Dorft Foretardson was caught playing "Hide the Knockwurst"
with the tribal shaman's daughter.
Foretardson and his crew barely escaped with their lives, and all foreigners
were henceforth banned from the island.
The GLBT kept the recipes, though, but because of a lack of the spices
called for in the recipes, substitutions had to be made. This made
the Liverwurst especially gassy, but by this point the tribe was
completely addicted to the stuff.
Over the years, generation upon generation of tribesmen have developed
the beltching into a form of long distance communication, enabling those
on shore to keep in almost constant contact with the tribal fishermen
in their boats.
But then again, I could be wrong.
> r wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 16 Feb 2000 02:08:06 GMT, pugmon <pugmon@netaxis.com> wrote:
> >
> > >Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
> > >I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans. Yet if I were to
> > >infiltrate among them, telling them whatever tripe it is they want to
> > >hear and selling them things I believe it would beat the 9 to 5 grind.
> >
> > GLBT.
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: herea11therea11@my-deja.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Feb 18, 2000 7:25 AM
Message-ID: <88jdnc$r9g$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
In article <38AA2F89.716360F3@netaxis.com>,
pugmon@netaxis.com wrote:
> Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
> I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans. Yet if I were to
> infiltrate among them, telling them whatever tripe it is they want to
> hear and selling them things I believe it would beat the 9 to 5 grind.
>
>
The Oneida Community has been without a spiritual leader for some 114
years, so you might want to look in that direction. There are a
number of descendants of Noyes and his kin; perhaps if you let the word
out that you are the reincarnated John Humphrey himself you could
attract a following. There is already a mansion, which means you
wouldn't need to do a major building drive for a while, though I'm not
certain if it has a gym (they did have a Turkish bath). They sold
animal traps; also strawberry shortcake to the tourists on Sunday.
Strawberry shortcake is still a popular treat. Modern tourists might
like a little activity to their dessert. Add a liqueur and snap a
Zippo next to it.
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Subject: Re: weird alternative communities
From: herea11therea11@my-deja.com
Newsgroups: alt.slack
Date: Fri, Feb 18, 2000 7:53 AM
Message-ID: <88jfbf$scd$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
In article <88jdnc$r9g$1@nnrp1.deja.com>,
herea11therea11@my-deja.com wrote:
> In article <38AA2F89.716360F3@netaxis.com>,
> pugmon@netaxis.com wrote:
> > Anybody know of any weird alternative communities for me to join?
> > I cant stand hippies, religious types or pagans. Yet if I were to
> > infiltrate among them, telling them whatever tripe it is they want
to
> > hear and selling them things I believe it would beat the 9 to 5
grind.
> >
> >
>
> The Oneida Community has been without a spiritual leader for some 114
> years, so you might want to look in that direction. There are a
> number of descendants of Noyes and his kin; perhaps if you let the
word
> out that you are the reincarnated John Humphrey himself you could
> attract a following. There is already a mansion, which means you
> wouldn't need to do a major building drive for a while, though I'm not
> certain if it has a gym (they did have a Turkish bath). They sold
> animal traps; also strawberry shortcake to the tourists on Sunday.
> Strawberry shortcake is still a popular treat. Modern tourists might
> like a little activity to their dessert. Add a liqueur and snap a
> Zippo next to it.
>
Or you could hide a trap in the shortcake and call it the Julie Andrews
special.
Or vice versa.
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